The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 26: Aunty Officialy Lost!
’Butterflies are definitely called butterflies because they gracefully fly through the heavens and dispense premium spiritual butter.’
’Yes, that makes perfect logical sense. That is the absolute truth of the Great Dao.’
’Honey bees are naturally called honey bees because they secretly smoke profound canabeeesss inside their little hexagonal sects...’
Aunt Valentina floated peacefully within an endless sea of utter nonsense. Her supreme Grandmaster brain was completely fried into degenerate mush.
’Where exactly am I? Is this the legendary ultimate paradise of the Upper Realms? No... wait... yes... mhmmm...’
She genuinely did not know what was happening to her physical vessel anymore.
The feeling of the freezing stone wall pressed against her flattened jade melons felt like a distant, incredibly fuzzy memory.
Her jaw hung completely slack. Thick, shameless drool steadily dripped from her plump lips onto the floorboards.
She slowly, desperately tried to gather her scattered soul fragments. She managed to grasp a tiny, fleeting shred of sanity.
She was just about to remember the terrifying, apocalyptic meat pillar currently stretching her sacred valley to the absolute legal limit.
Plap~
A heavy, incredibly wet, obscenely loud sound echoed through the dark corridor!
The very second that profound, meaty impact registered in her ears, her returning consciousness violently faded away.
All her coherent thoughts were instantly obliterated. She was violently transported back into a brand new realm of heavenly, beautiful delusions!
Down in the physical realm, everything was occurring at breakneck speed. Inside her completely broken mind, the world moved in an agonizing, blissful slow motion.
Plap~
Another ruthless, heavy collision violently struck her deepest core!
’He he he. I honestly did not know there were so many distinct, wonderful paradises in this mortal world.’
’Look over there! There is a beautiful, seven-colored spirit bird singing a profound, happy melody... he he he...’
Plap~
The massive, obsidian mushroom head mercilessly scraped against her hypersensitive heavenly palace. Her spiritual reality violently shifted once again!
’No, wait! The heavenly realm just changed entirely! Oh my heavens, look at that! There is an incredibly beautiful, scrumptious jade woman bathing entirely naked in a spring of warm Yin nectar... how utterly majestic~’
Plap~
Romeo gripped her thick, snowy hips with the strength of an ancient titan.
He ruthlessly pulled her bouncy milfy peach backward and violently slammed his heavy pelvis directly against her soaking wet buttocks.
’Wait a minute! Are those giant, fluffy mountains?! Is this an entire profound realm constructed entirely out of supreme, heavenly cheesecake?!’
Plap~
Plap~
Plap~
The dark stone corridor echoed with a rapid, unrelenting symphony of wet flesh slapping against wet flesh.
Romeo was completely annihilating the Teasing Empress! The thirteen-inch Heavenly Pillar of Chaos was buried completely to the hilt. 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺
He mercilessly churned her weeping inner walls. He aggressively stretched her delicate, untouched jade hole with every single devastating, unapologetic thrust.
Copious amounts of boiling hot, fragrant Yin nectar continuously sprayed from her heavenly gates. The sheer volume of her shameless juices acted as the perfect spiritual lubricant.
The heavy, dark jade shaft mercilessly parted her weeping meat, completely stretching her delicate, untouched inner walls to an impossible, illegal degree!
The sheer volume of his monstrous rod completely filled her empty void, making her plump stomach visibly bulge outward against the stone wall!
"Fuu fuu fuu. Look at you now, my dear, dominant Teasing Empress. Your supreme eyes are completely rolled back into your skull! Your tongue is hanging out like an obedient, thirsty dog!"
He reached around her waist and forcefully grabbed one of her massive, bouncing jade melons. He ruthlessly squeezed the soft, heavenly meat, causing her entire voluptuous body to spasm wildly.
"Did you completely forget about Uncle Roland already?! Did my heavenly pillar thoroughly scramble your mortal brain?!"
Plap~ Plap~ Plap~
Aunt Valentina could not formulate a single coherent response. She could not even form actual human words. The corrupting spiritual fog had enveloped one hundred percent of her mortal mind.
"Aah... guhh... cheeeeese... cake... hnnngh!" she babbled foolishly.
She was completely trapped in a cycle of endless, mind-melting ecstasy. Every single time Romeo pulled his massive weapon back, a tiny sliver of reality threatened to return.
The very microsecond he violently slammed the heavy meat back inside her dripping womb, she was instantly rocketed right back into the cheesecake paradise!
Aunt Valentina had completely lost the wager. She had utterly lost her supreme dignity.
Most importantly, her traitorous, starving pussy was experiencing the absolute greatest, most earth-shattering joy of its entire barren existence!
Suddenly, Romeo gathered all the explosive power in his newly upgraded thighs and he pulled his hips all the way back for one final, devastating strike.
However, instead of slamming forward again, he ruthlessly yanked the entire thirteen inches of dark jade completely out of her dripping void!
Schlick!
Inside her cheesecake delusion, Aunt Valentina suddenly felt an incredibly cool, heavenly breeze flow straight into her deepest core.
It was profoundly refreshing!
It felt exactly as if all the darkness, extreme frustration, and profound sadness of her nineteen-year barren marriage were being violently sprayed away by a divine waterfall!
In the physical realm, the sudden, popping exit of the massive obstruction acted exactly like uncorking a violently shaken bottle of spiritual champagne.
"KYYYAAAAAHH!"
Aunt Valentina achieved her most catastrophic, world-destroying supreme climax yet!
A literal jet spray of scalding hot Yin energy violently erupted from her heavenly gates! The liquid shot through the cool night air and splashed heavily against Romeo’s muscular thighs.
Aunt Valentina’s completely exhausted legs gave out entirely. Lacking the physical support of his demonic pillar, she slid straight down the freezing stone wall.
Her drooling, mindless face dragged directly against the rough stone until she collapsed onto her bruised knees.
However, her massive, bouncy bubble butt remained sticking proudly high into the night air!
Aunt Valentina violently spasmed for exactly three full seconds. She sprayed her shameless Yin nectar all over the marble floorboards, trembling completely out of control exactly like an obedient, exhausted dog.
Romeo looked down at the glorious, broken mess he had just created. He let out a dark, highly villainous chuckle.
"Fuu fuu fuu. This granddaddy has finally lost his mortal virginity! Well, at least the pathetic V-card of this specific trash vessel!"
He confidently flexed his strong hands.
He was completely vibrating with excitement thinking about the massive avalanche of bonus Lust Points he was definitely going to receive from the System for utterly breaking a supreme Matriarch.
The rewards were going to be entirely heaven-defying!
He took a step closer to her trembling, collapsed form.
Smack!
Romeo raised his large, calloused hand and delivered a stinging, heavy slap directly onto her proudly protruded left ass cheek!
The heavenly meat violently jiggled in the dark corridor, sending a fresh wave of shivers down her spine.
"Do not fall asleep on me just yet, my dear Aunty. This junior is absolutely not done with his night training."
Romeo smirked demonically. He stepped forward and bent his knees outward, spreading his strong legs wide like a predatory spiritual frog to gain maximum leverage.
He gripped her thick, snowy hips once again and perfectly aligned the throbbing, leaking obsidian mushroom head right back against her weeping, swollen entrance for round two!







