The more they oppose, the more it shows that I am doing the right thing-Chapter 311 - 219 An Su’s New Equipment_2
And a top genius of the Alchemical Church, now the Alchemical Bishop Morgan, discovered this evil forbidden summoning array that disparaged human nature with its violent and salacious content, decided to critique it using the doctrines of alchemy, and modified it to suit the constitution of underage children, changing the magic foundation and replacing the three primary elements, cleaning up all the adult content.
He replaced the bright red blood with green, changed the Death Herald Banshee’s wings to chicken wings from a children’s meal, and switched the first menses of thirty underage virgins with the urine of thirty underage boys. Finally, after chanting the modified spell, he successfully summoned a pure and cute Lolita Angel from the abyss.
This was indeed an immense accomplishment.
It even required the urine of thirty underage boys.
Where was that collected from?
"These are stacked in Warehouse One, all from the works of our Bishop His Excellency Morgan’s adolescence."
The old priest saw An Su’s strange expression and awkwardly explained to An Su, "At that time, Mr. Morgan was still childish and reckless, which is why he created this children’s health version, using ingredients collected from his classmates."
"I see." An Su nodded, Alchemical Church? Copper Smelting Church!
Seeing An Su’s reaction, the old priest earnestly decided to vindicate Bishop Morgan so that he would not be looked down upon by the Radiant Holy See, "After His Excellency Morgan turned thirty, he had truly matured and invented this mature advancement of the array, now placed in Warehouse Four."
"What changes are there?" An Su asked curiously.
"The urine of thirty underage boys was replaced with the urine of one thirty-year-old virgin." the old priest replied mystically.
That’s so pitiful...
How was Bishop Morgan still a virgin at thirty?
An Su’s eyes carried a hint of pity.
All the other twenty-nine brothers had already found partners!
That’s the fate of a pedophile!
Seeing An Su’s pitying gaze, the old priest immediately panicked and stated, "But the array effect had a huge improvement, a quantitative leap, no longer capable of summoning Lolita Angels!"
"What did the effect improve to?" An Su inquired curiously.
He was rather eager to see a big sister angel; it must be good-looking, and An Su quite fancied it.
"It became summoning a kind and gentle granny angel." said the Alchemical Priest mystically.
This maturity went a bit too far!
An Su’s expression darkened.
Did Bishop His Excellency aim his selection criteria at grannies in order to escape virginity?
An Su put down the scroll of angel summoner and decided to check out the other magical devices first.
Mr. Morgan truly deserves to be called a great inventor; he also has numerous alchemical items that make life easier.
For instance, the [Mass Prayer Autonomy Puppet Model], a common-grade high-tier puppet, originally priced at two hundred risk points.
For a saint, praying to the deities every morning and evening to perform mass and praise the Lord’s glory is like a college student’s daily morning check-in, causing untold misery for saints who can’t rise early.
So, during his youth, Bishop Morgan invented this Mass Prayer Autonomy Puppet, which would transform into the appearance of a Magician at eight o’clock every morning to serve mass at the church.
It’s similar to having someone else run morning exercise for you.
However, its language module was not yet perfect, only capable of repeatedly praising ’Lord=6’."
After going through most of the alchemical items, An Su thoughtfully nodded, no wonder the priest reiterated not to leak these items out; apparently, they were embarrassing!
It can only be said that there are reasons why these alchemical items aren’t wanted by anyone.
An Su didn’t complain, after all, it was a free gift he picked up, and he even developed a strong interest in the Alchemical Church, feeling that with his own knack for small inventions, he could also make a place for himself within the Alchemical Church.
He needed a close-range weapon, so he turned his attention to the alchemical weapons section.
[Poison Alchemy Holy Blade], a legendary high-tier magical knife, originally costing seven hundred devotion points,
its effect is that anyone scratched by this holy blade will have their magic casting success rate reduced by twenty percent, and there is a certain probability that it will cause the enemy to lose their will to fight, lasting for ten minutes.
[Note: This item is made from Meteorite Iron, cyan steel, amethyst, and Demon Seed bean through alchemy. When scratched by this holy blade in battle, high-tier Druid laxatives enter the enemy’s body through the wound. Its toxin ignores biological resistance, causing unbearable abdominal pain and preventing the enemy from maintaining focus on casting, thus lowering their magic casting success rate.]
However, the reason why this negative effect only lasts for ten minutes is not because the poison is low-tier and can only last for so short a time, but rather the opposite. The poison refined by His Excellency Morgan is too high-tier, and the enemy can only endure it for a maximum of ten minutes...
This Poison Alchemy Holy Blade also has an advanced version called [Quenched Redemption Holy Blade], originally priced at eight hundred devotion points, and its effects are even more powerful.
The main effect is to sear every Esoteric Sect Follower’s evil core with the most holy Radiance Fire, achieving ultimate redemption.
"Even the most wicked and malevolent villains will weep in pain and shed tears of regret after being struck by this Quenched Redemption Holy Blade."
After choosing from a dazzling array of magic equipment and arrays, since it was a gift, he decided to choose the most expensive one. Under the horrified gaze of the old priest, he resolutely took the most expensive [Quenched Alchemical Holy Blade].
Although essentially a giveaway, it still nominally required giving devotion points, following the procedure.
An Su handed over his remaining three hundred fifty devotion points to the Alchemical Priest, and joyfully walked out of the Magic Association’s doors with his holy blade, as the evening clouds hung low and dusk had vanished over the mountains, and the meeting arranged by the Esoteric Sect Followers was about to begin.
Being punctual is the philosophy of saints, thus An Su first returned to his residence.
Interestingly enough, there were some wicked Esoteric Sect Followers detained in his home’s basement, he had just acquired a new alchemical magical device, he wanted to try out the new blade, and he had the right to interrogate these followers. How such coincidences exist in this world.
The blade’s fiery light flashed, carrying scorching heat into each Esoteric Sect Follower’s body.
The raging fire seared the souls of all those people,
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After cutting each Follower with the blade, their faces turned ghastly pale, they clenched their teeth, tears streamed down from their eyes, their eyes turned red, and they covered their faces weeping in pain. Even the most wicked Esoteric Sect Follower couldn’t escape this Holy Fire’s redemption and judgment.
[Quenched Redemption Holy Blade]
[Legendary high-tier]
[Effect: Anyone scratched by this holy blade will have their magic casting success rate and magic resistance, as well as biological defense reduced by twenty percent, also suffering from Holy Fire penetrating their viscera, ultimately bringing redemption]
This blade is very similar to the Poison Alchemy Holy Blade, even the engraving constructs are nearly identical, but while inheriting the effects of its predecessor, it also inflicts piercing damage and Holy Fire burns.
The various alchemical metals are also broadly the same, the only difference being that Demon Seed bean has been replaced with—
Death Ghost Pepper.
Even a single drop of this pepper could kill a Demon Seed mammoth.
High-tier capsaicin entering the body directly through the wound can achieve the effect of Holy Fire’s burning judgment; even the most wicked Esoteric Sect Followers will shed tears of redemption under the power of Ghost Pepper.
One could say it has a significant redemptive educational meaning.
As he watched the Esoteric Sect Followers weep in agony as if burning from the inside out, An Su smiled with satisfaction.
Chaotic Ladder glared fiercely at An Su, furiously threatening as he gritted his teeth, "My brother Chaotic Ladder will never forgive you!"
"Wait till my brother avenges me!"
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Chaotic Ladder indeed would not let him go, An Su nodded in agreement.
After all, from tonight onwards, Chaotic Ladder would possess An Su.
Unfortunately, these Esoteric Sect Followers wouldn’t see the moment Chaotic Ladder avenged them. After An Su tested the effects of the holy blade, he then set up the Sacrificial Magic Circle and casually sacrificed them all.
Tonight’s dinner was a bit spicy; hopefully, the Mother Goddess will enjoy it.
After handling everything, night had fallen, stars speckled over the mountains, An Su looked at the sky, ready to leave.
