The Most Random System-Chapter 630 - 340: Enlightenment! Sudden Clarity!_2
The ring was actually given to its owner as an apology...
"I'm just showing off. I bought it myself because it looks cool, but the school doesn't allow it, so I'll take it off later," Lin Li said, waving his left hand. "The important thing isn't this, watch closely."
After Lin Li finished speaking, he began rubbing the tabletop back and forth with his right hand.
"What are you doing?" Chen Yu Ying asked curiously.
"Rubbing to make a stretch-eye-popping pill."
"My tabletop isn't dirty. You won't rub out anything dirty," Chen Yu Ying said unhappily.
The stretch-eye-popping pill is made from the dirty mud rubbed off Jigong the Living Buddha's body and cures all diseases.
This perfectly illustrates the saying: one becomes enlightened, and even poop and pee ascend to heaven—turning into treasures upon enlightenment.
Lin Li's palm gradually formed a cup, as if something was really underneath.
"Class President, pry open my thumb and see what's inside?" Finally, Lin Li stopped his movements and nodded his chin as a gesture.
Thinking it over, Lin Li felt it necessary to reassure, "It's not a prank."
No choice, his credibility is too low.
After hearing the assurance, Chen Yu Ying reached out and pried open Lin Li's fingers, then let out a gentle "ah".
A rose flower vase ornament.
It's very small, or else it wouldn't have fit in the palm, but it's crafted very delicately.
It won't wither, and it's quite suitable to keep in school.
"You can pour some perfume in, and it'll work as a mini aromatherapy," Lin Li said with a smile.
Although Chen Yu Ying said she didn't need it, it was obvious she liked this gift.
Humph, women, they say one thing but mean another.
"Ohhhhh!" Ding Sihan remarked with mock separation.
"Alright, Dingzi, stop squealing, there's something for you too." Lin Li waved his hand in a big circle, then rubbed the table again. Under Ding Sihan's expectant eyes, he opened his hand—two lollipops.
—Of course, can't give the same gift, it's a matter of respect for one's girlfriend.
He tossed one to Ding Sihan and then another in the direction of Qu Wanqiu.
Right on the head.
Lin Li analyzed Qu Wanqiu's mouth movements, she seemed to be asking him "Are you working?"
I'm a student, what work?
"Only you two got candy, that's my favoritism towards you," Lin Li said kindly.
After speaking, Lin Li bent down and whispered to Chen Yu Ying with a hand cupped around his mouth, "P.S., it's paternal love, that's why you didn't get any. If you want later, I'll make it for you."
Ding Sihan: "I heard you!"
"No need, I have plenty myself." Chen Yu Ying, holding her vase and small flower, answered with a smile.
Indeed, Chen Yu Ying has a lot of candy; she usually feeds Lin Li. 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝒆𝔀𝒆𝙗𝓷𝒐𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝓶
"How did you do it? Hidden in the sleeve?" Chen Yu Ying was now more curious about how the magic trick was done.
Just the owner's ring.
"The warrior never takes off his mask, the magician never reveals his magic," Lin Li said, shaking his index finger left and right, then tapped the table with it, and changed the subject:
"Remind me when it's time to go to class."
"Got it." Chen Yu Ying nodded.
—Tonight's evening study isn't purely evening study; Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying need to attend their first tutoring session for the competition.
With all the fun over, Lin Li returned to his seat.
Bai Bufan lay on his desk, and seeing Lin Li arrive, swallowed his saliva and, after ensuring no one was eavesdropping, nervously lowered his voice and said:
"Lin Li, don't you find going to school to be a very star-like hint..."
"Sounds like something shady, 'Xue,' and then there's the word 'going,' what is this—most of us are still minors, it's so terrifying, isn't this a compliance test by capitalists? We need to investigate thoroughly...
Thinking about the connections behind this issue makes my hands shake to this day, no wonder I'm becoming more and more abnormal, less like a human being, damn capital, you've won..."
Bai Bufan doesn't know whose cake he's moved.
"Idiot." Lin Li decided to empathize with capitalism and sharply critique Bai Bufan.
"I don't want to go to school!!"
Bai Bufan howled in despair and frustration.
Frankly, Lin Li was used to it; almost every Sunday night and Monday morning, he'd hear Bai Bufan's dog-like complaints.
Just a normal human response.
"I only slept this morning, set an alarm for noon, but it didn't wake me, woke up to find out I have to go to evening study, half my weekend gone pure waste, after seeing the time, the sky fell! Damn!!"
"That's really desperate," Lin Li laughed, "but again, you stayed up all night, rounded off, you just swapped the afternoon for the evening."
However, upon hearing this, Bai Bufan suddenly stood up, grabbed Lin Li's collar and slammed him against the wall.
"Damn you! Lin Li! How dare you even speak!" Bai Bufan raged like a bungee-jumping zombie falling from the sky, furious and grim.
"I, along with Wang Ze, almost managed to calm down Chen Tianming last night!"
"Not sure what the hell is up with Tianming, actually seeking advice from you!"
"As a result, because of your two sentences and a picture, he had another breakdown!!"
"Wang Ze is also an asshole, found an excuse to retreat to his dorm, leaving just me in the end! Do you understand my pain! How many floors must a sack of rice be carried, do you know! How dare you even speak!"
Bai Bufan's voice squeezed through his clenched teeth.
Lin Li looked serious: "Bufan, you have food on your teeth."
"Next to your left incisor, dumbass, my left, your right, yes, a bit further up, okay, it's gone."
"Stop trying to change the subject!" Bai Bufan also got rid of Lin Li after he used him, "Last night I drank six bottles of Baijiu and two bottles of red wine with Chen Tianming, my stomach still feels awful!"
