The Most Random System-Chapter 800 - 393: Classrooms Are for Eating and Sleeping, Who Told You to Study?
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The calculator kept pressing 2.
"Damn, old man, you finally handed over the burning formula," once everyone snapped out of their stupor, no one could hold it back: "Lin Li, you really know how to live."
It’s hard to imagine what kind of ace pilot would come up with this method.
The female voice of the calculator probably never expected it to be used this way.
"So Lin Li, did you just go do something with Old Jian?"
Rubbing his cheeks that were slightly sore from laughing, Wang Ze inquired about another matter he was curious about.
"Did you rearrange your words on purpose or by accident?" Lin Li flipped him the middle finger, then shrugged nonchalantly and said with a smug look:
"What else would it be? Just like the last two times, going to the principal’s office to receive commendations and praises, sigh, it’s so annoying, three times is enough, if they call me like this again I’ll get angry."
A man’s rage spills blood over three steps, Lin Li’s rage calls upon Xue Jian’s wrath!
"Wasn’t it you they were cursing at?" Bai Bufan looked regretful upon hearing this, then frowned slightly, scrutinizing Lin Li: "Wait, why did you go again? Lin Li, did you go to bust illegal places again? Found another Song Luping?"
"Stop using your tinted glasses to look at people," Lin Li wagged his index finger in front of him: "This time I..."
After briefly explaining the situation, Bai Bufan’s eyes widened:
"You did all these fun things? Why didn’t you call me!"
Lin Li initially wanted to wave it off, but suddenly paused, then sheepishly scratched his head: "Bufan, actually, you were involved."
Bai Bufan: "Uh? Me? Was I (;☉_☉)?"
The next second.
Bai Bufan: "Hey! You! You son of a... (•́へ•́╬)!"
"You used my name again, didn’t you, Lin Li! Didn’t you! Lin Li, you absolute bastard! You’re a pure bastard!!!"
When Bai Bufan suddenly realized the truth behind Lin Li’s statement, he was instantly enraged, rushing forward, grabbing Lin Li’s collar and pressing him against the wall, veins bulging.
I hadn’t even stepped into the world, yet the world was already full of my legends.
Bai Bufan finally understood that in such a situation, it’s not necessarily because ’I’ am too strong, but perhaps ’I’ made the wrong friends.
Bai Bufan was extremely angry now because he was really unwilling.
He felt it was unfair.
Lin Li swaggered around deceiving people, abandoning his wife and children using his name, feeling that one day he’d end up like Zhang Wei, appearing on a "Bai Bufan is a jerk.com" website.
And usually, Bai Bufan didn’t have much opportunity to use Lin Li’s name for anything.
At most, he would privately spread rumors about Lin Li having some serious illness to roast chicken bloggers on TikTok.
And Bai Bufan had once written Lin Li’s name and number on many public restroom stall walls: "Available nationwide Miss Lin 135...", but that only used the surname, not the full name, so it barely counts as half.
What’s more, even with that half, Bai Bufan had no idea how Lin Li managed to pinpoint him as the suspect right after receiving harassing text messages.
When questioned at the time, he couldn’t help but laugh, and when he was beaten, he couldn’t help but cry, resulting in him having to wipe away those names and numbers at the restroom while still shedding tears.
So in the end, wasn’t he at a loss!
Pressed against the wall, Lin Li’s eyes were clear. Facing the furious questioning, he was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly reached out, palming Bai Bufan’s chin and half of his cheek with his right hand: "Your... name?"
Lin Li: "From the previous, previous, previous life onward, I have started searching for you!!"
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
If his world were a novel, Bai Bufan now doubted it was written by AI.
Otherwise, who might explain why Lin Li suddenly started singing "Zenzenzense," one of the theme songs from "Your Name," so passionately to him at this moment??
What kind of development is this?
"You’re crazy, aren’t you, Lin Li, hah, damn!" Bai Bufan’s angry questioning faded as he couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
Slapping away Lin Li’s hand, Bai Bufan’s gaze turned woefully wistful:
"Using my name is one thing, but not including me in the fun."
"I’ll ask Doggo Cop next time if there are any spots left, help you apply, and take you out for a bite sometime, how about that?" Lin Li said indulgently, as if he couldn’t help but spoil him.
"Get lost!" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.
In this world, some people recognize sweet rice dumplings, some recognize savory ones, and for hundreds of years, the disputes have been endless.
But at this moment, Bai Bufan declared that he had solved the sweet and savory dumpling faction war.
Because Lin Li can be both sweet and salty, he’s a mixed dumpling.
Let’s all come together to like the mixed dumpling Lin Li~
The interval between morning self-study and the first class wasn’t even five minutes, with the preparatory bell and Xue Jian arriving in the classroom simultaneously, everyone scattered back to their seats.
"First pass out the homework, then talk about a few things briefly, and the remaining time you can spend on self-study..."
"Did you drain all Old Jian’s positive energy? How come his vitality and spirit have dropped so significantly since calling you in the morning?" Bai Bufan asked knowingly, "Lin Li, as a man, draining positive energy is condemned by heaven and earth."
Bai Bufan firmly believed that only female ghosts could drain positive energy.
Because after draining, the female would be sunny, and the male would be gloomy; although the subsequent content is not suitable for children, this aligns with the cognition.
Lin Li was too lazy to respond, as Xue Jian had started discussing the arrangements for the second monthly exam of the semester:
"The date for the second monthly exam has already been set, it’s next Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, the 11th, 12th, and 13th, you can start preparing if needed..."
Lin Li glanced at the system, frowning slightly.
——The system showed no response.
Whereas with the first monthly and midterm exams, the system had always triggered a task for him during Xue Jian’s announcement in class meetings.
