The Most Random System-Chapter 805 - 394: The Yang Family Kids Inherited Their Father’s Infertility_3
"Alright." Yangliang heard this and didn’t stand on ceremony, quickly and decisively got into the police car and started the engine, waving at Lin Li to signal him to get in.
"This parting means we might not meet again easily, buddy, let me, Bai Bufan, give you a heartfelt piece of advice," Lin Li sighed deeply, his eyes moist, and before getting up, spoke to the thief:
"Remember, you can’t buy happiness with money..."
The thief, originally curious and baffled about what this person intended to say, immediately lost interest when he heard another piece of philosophy, rolling his eyes.
—"Because you don’t have money."
No lengthy preaching, just a crisp and neat half sentence, then Lin Li got into the police car, and it drove away in a flash.
Thief: "(;☉_☉)?"
Why is this philosophy like Western style—there’s a knife in it?
Heartfelt advice? You’re damn right, you are digging into my heart!
After saying this, the guy ran off, the thief felt like the other guy’s being a jerk.
In the car.
"Lin Li, when do you plan to receive the pennant and reward this time?"
Yangliang, who had learned about the situation from Yan Aosong over the weekend, asked while driving.
"Save it, save it first, and use it when the opportunity arises." Lin Li replied as if he didn’t catch Yangliang’s sarcastic tone, just patted his own head, smiling foolishly.
"You of all people always save it up, huh," Yangliang shook his head, jokingly scolded, "When this ’future’ comes, you wouldn’t threaten my wife and kids, would you?"
"As long as you don’t resist and agree directly, I usually won’t start off that evil," Lin Li felt a bit embarrassed, coyly covering his face.
Then Lin Li paused, suddenly looked up: "Uncle Yang, do you have kids?"
Uncle Yang wasn’t supposed to be infertile?
"Why couldn’t I have kids?" Hearing this question, Yangliang swallowed the original remarks, not understanding why Lin Li asked this.
"Your kids... adopted?" Lin Li asked tentatively.
"They’re my biological children, they look just like me!" Yangliang’s voice instantly raised several notches.
Then noticing someone’s change of expression from the corner of his eye, Yangliang’s mouth twitched: "Lin Li, were you just pitying my kids for looking like me?"
"That’s not what I meant," Lin Li shook his head, decided to get straight to the point: "Uncle Yang, aren’t you supposed to be infertile?"
Yangliang: "?"
"Not?" This being a very major aspect of a man’s pride, Yangliang felt it was vital to stop the car and discuss it properly, so he pulled over, then looked at Lin Li:
"Who gave you this false information?"
"Who out there is slandering me maliciously? A criminal I caught, or a colleague?"
"None."
"Then who?"
Lin Li sheepishly smiled: "I just guessed it myself." 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮
Yangliang: "?"
"Why did you guess that?"
"Uncle... before answering this, can I ask why you wanted to take me in as your son back then?" Lin Li cautiously inquired.
Back then Lin Li thought Yangliang was lacking an heir, saw himself as an excellent youth and got excited, trying to make Lin Li carry his family’s banner.
Yangliang suddenly fell silent.
After a long silence, Yangliang suddenly smiled with relief, restarted the car, just shaking his head, and sighed, "Lin Li, thank you."
"Hm? Uncle? Thank you for what?"
Yangliang’s smile was warm and kind: "Thank you for not accepting me as your dad, saved me a lot of trouble."
Lin Li blinked, thinking about back then, and now.
Unknowingly, time had passed, maybe he was half a friend with Yangliang.
Lin Li laughed out loud, teased: "Uncle, chatting like this, you’ll kill the conversation."
"Done deal, double happiness."
[Keep pushing forward, and within two months, in Nansang City, prevent and punish at least eight evil cultivators attempting to do harm or commit crimes (8/8)]
[You have received the reward: Title: Nansang’s Light; Physical Improvement: Martial arts aptitude increased by 100%, Random Ability *1; System Currency *200.]
[Title "Xiling’s Light" has been upgraded to "Nansang’s Light."]
[Nansang’s Light: When equipped, your body will emit the light of the righteous path, cultivation speed of righteous cultivation techniques increased by 100%, resistance to evil cultivation techniques increased by 100%, evil spirits and demons will be particularly afraid of you.
When in Nansang territory, title effects increased by 25%, when in Xiling territory, additional increase of 25%.]
[You have obtained the active ability "Solid as a Rock."]
[Solid as a Rock: After use, within ten minutes, self movement speed reduced to 20% of original, but immune to any physical damage, the ability can be ended prematurely.
Accumulates one usage every 48 hours, storage limit for usage is 2.]
Seems Uncle Yan’s side also sent the thief into the police car, fulfilled the conditions, and the system sent message after message.
This task triggered at the beginning of last month finally got completed at the beginning of this month.
The newly acquired ability "Solid as a Rock" would definitely be useful in dangerous situations, its ability description indicates it can avoid all physical attacks, while mentally I’m already protected by "Wall of the Soul", completely immune as well.
Calculating this, activating "Solid as a Rock" makes me totally invincible.
As for the details, it would require testing when used in the future.
Taking out my phone to transfer money to the stool, while informing the other party not to regularly collect this information for me anymore.
But didn’t completely disband the network stool had organized.
Keep spending a little money to allow the stool to maintain basic upkeep, leaving it for future use if needed—this is what Lin Li believed to be the most cost-effective method.
"Thanks, Uncle, goodbye, drive slowly, don’t drive while tired." Arriving downstairs at the apartment complex, Lin Li got out of the car, waving to Yangliang.
"As soon as I got your message in the daytime, I switched shifts and slept early, not tired, it’s you young guys who are really energetic, still full of energy at this hour." Yangliang laughed, shaking his head, "Go on in."
Lin Li laughed.
About fatigue, Lin Li truly had no worries.
Not to mention [Perseverance Fruit] continuously improving my sleeping efficiency, although slowly, over time, Lin Li can really feel the changes it brings.
Moreover, there’s "Celestial Being’s Proof."
This Magic Treasure often aids unexpectedly at various occasions.
Yesterday, early Tuesday morning, Lin Li suddenly woke up at two.
Upon waking, found that he was still in "Celestial Being" mode.
This "Celestial Being sleep" is really comfortable, one sleep better than six, and from two until now, Lin Li remains energetic for over twenty hours, with just a bit of fatigue creeping in now.
"Celestial Being sleep" feels so cozy, Lin Li wouldn’t dare imagine how great "Celestial Being tongue action" would feel.
One tongue better than six?
Unfortunately, hasn’t had a chance to experience it yet.
However, actively shattering "Celestial Being’s Proof" and entering "Celestial Being" status for tongue action doesn’t seem like a human thing to do, feels slightly awkward internally, hence Lin Li thinks it’s better to look forward to future randomly dropped "Celestial Being tongue action."
Upstairs.
Wu Min had just ended his short break yesterday during the day and gone back to work, only Lin Li was left home.
Switching to the [Nansang’s Light] title for testing, Lin Li noticed the body’s brightness was slightly greater than [Xiling’s Light], more striking at night, but likely unnoticeable during daytime’s bright conditions.
Additionally, since Wu Min isn’t home, Lin Li, still feeling energetic, packed up for departure to an allegedly all-female world.
Taking out several packages from "Fire Separation Sword Nourishing Gourd," Lin Li unpacked them.
——Because some materials are hard to explain to Wu Min, Lin Li wouldn’t touch them while Wu Min was home.
Among them, a flashlight of twenty thousand lumens.
Realistically, it’s better described as a flashlight cannon, hard to carry with one hand at all.
Curious about the flashlight’s brightness, the store sent it fully charged, Lin Li contemplated and directly went out to the balcony.
Pointing the "cannon" towards the sky, Lin Li took a deep breath and turned it on!
"Swish——"
A solid, broad and white beam, phew—thrusts into the night sky.
Lin Li: "This light——"
The marvel abruptly interrupted.
In the distance came the sound of roosters crowing:
"Cock-a-doodle-doo!——"
Lin Li: "(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧!"
