The Real Way to Cultivate in the City-Chapter 45: Thank You!
My golden finger has a problem!
My golden finger has a big problem!
Being single is one thing!
But being a single dog?!
Look at the description of the displayed buff effectββ
1. Single crowd. ππ«ππ²ππππ§π πππ₯.πππ
2. Dog crowd.
3. Dogs owned by single people.
The textual description is really accurate.
Anyone who sees it would understand it immediately...
What the heck!
How could there be such a spirit root!
But...
What if?
Who doesnβt like faster cultivation speed?
Give it a try?
...
"Teacher, thereβs an Ultraman!"
"Wow! Ultraman, itβs Ultraman Tiga!"
"Itβs not night yet, and weβre already dreaming! Kids who want to watch Ultraman can go home and watch it. Today, letβs continue learning addition..."
Lin Hao let an incarnation wearing the [Ultraman Tiga Robe] fly to the rooftop of the tallest building of a certain kindergarten.
This is where Lin Hao believes most single people gather.
At this kindergarten, Lin Hao wants to try cultivating himself.
After his Divine Thought scanned an area of a hundred meters and confirmed safety...
Lin Haoβs main body and incarnation began cultivating simultaneously.
Half an hour later, Lin Hao and his incarnation opened their eyes at the same time.
After synchronizing their thoughts, Lin Hao and his incarnation found that their cultivation speeds were about the same.
It seems that staying in so-called single crowds to boost the cultivation speed was indeed incorrect.
As if such a ridiculous buff method exists...
The main body hasnβt put down the half-price milk tea cup, while the incarnation, feeling bored, unfurled Divine Thought to sense the vitality of the children...
"Youβre my good friend! Letβs go jump rope."
"No, he wants to play Catβs Cradle with me!"
"Heβs my good friend! We promised to play basketball together!"
"Stop arguing, weβre all good friends."
"..."
Lin Hao & Incarnation: What a mistake.
It seems one must be careful in choosing where to find single crowds.
But places with lots of dogs are easy to find.
Letβs try again.
Lin Hao put down the half-price milk tea cup, picked it back up, and employed [One Energy Transforms into Two Pristine Ones].
This time, the incarnation stayed at the City Management Teamβs guesthouse, while Lin Hao took a cab to Ke Chen City Stray Dog Shelter...
...
"Woof, woof, woof!"
"Woof, woof, woof!"
"Woof, woof, woof!"
No joke, this place indeed had a ton of dogs.
Especially after the Extraordinary Universal Schoolβs [Dog Trainer] caused quite a scene in Ke Chen Cityββ
A city version of the "Extraordinary Mad Dog Rampage."
Ke Chen City had no choice but to shelter stray dogs!
"Hello, sir, are you here to adopt a dog?"
Seeing someone arriving, a person in a red vest quickly approached Lin Hao.
"Can I just have a look around?" Lin Hao responded.
"Absolutely, absolutely, every dog here has been vaccinated and received basic training, theyβre all very friendly."
After smiling at Lin Hao, the red vest trotted to greet another visitor.
"Do any of the puppies catch your eye? Theyβre all very good...
Some of the dogs may have slight physical disabilities, but they are all inherently gentle, they all hope to have a home...
Like the dogs that have recently attacked people, they are in the minority..."
"..."
It seems if Lin Haoβs lower-grade firewood-attribute single dog spirit root really has a buff effect, this place surely works...
So many dogs here, canβt all be like overworked employees turned dogs, can they?
But it seems thereβs nowhere to cultivate here...
Oh...
There is a place!
To the menβs restroom.
[To try accelerating cultivation speed, future Immortal Venerable Lin Hao swallowed pride and entered the latrine to cultivate]
Hey hey hey...
Though itβs a restroom, no need to write such a flavorsome log entry!
This restroom is quite clean.
Look, thereβs even a mobile "Cultural Creativity Red Flag" at the entrance.
Inside, thereβs no smell at all, very clean and tidy.
At the entrance of the stalls, thereβs a noticeββ
Common Zone.
Accessible Zone.
Constipation Zone...
No joke, everything is considered carefully.
Lin Hao entered the Constipation Zone, pulled a folding table from the Storage Bag, set it up, and sat cross-legged on it.
After slightly cultivating for ten minutes, Lin Hao opened his eyes...
This cultivation speed!
Clearly twice as fast as when in the kindergarten and City Management Team!
The buff effect of the single dog spirit root isnβt just talk, itβs real...
This place, gotta come often!
But coming daily would be weird.
Lin Hao left the restroom and wandered around the center for a while, eventually approaching a red vest.
"Hello, my family wonβt let me keep dogs, but I really love dogs. Can I donate money here? Iβd like to come here to see the dogs sometimes whenever possible."
"Sure, sure, our center is financially tight, most of the time we rely on donations from kind people to sustain."
"Iβll donate money next month when I get paid!"
"No worries, no rush, donating isnβt compulsory!"
...
Leaving Ke Chen City Stray Dog Shelter, hearing the "Woof, woof, woof" behindββ
[Lin Hao listens to the constant barking, knowing heβs being cheered on!]
[Lin Hao only needs to provide a certain amount of Spirit Stones monthly to enjoy the Spirit Gathering Array (Dog Edition) resources]
It seems this place has been determined as the "Spirit Gathering Array" by the log.
However, the Array Foundation Stone...
is the Puppy Patrol, after all.
If breaking through the Foundation Establishment Stage hadnβt cost Lin Hao a lot recently, Lin Hao... his incarnation might have moved in immediately.
Cultivate tirelessly day and night.
Even at the early Foundation Establishment Stage, itβs just the beginning!
Now, the incarnationβs voice anxiously echoed in Lin Haoβs consciousnessββ
"Main body, letβs borrow money from Li Chuchu!"
"Borrow some, and pay back next month!"
"Itβs not like we canβt pay it back!"
"I want to join the Puppy Patrol for cultivation now!"
"If youβre worried about emotional debt, just offer support later!"
"With our lifespan, helping until death wonβt be a big problem!"
"I need to cultivate! The Cultivation Realm is so dangerous!"
"..."
Though the incarnationβs idea seemed somewhat reasonable, Lin Hao...
didnβt want to owe emotional debt. Todayβs performance at the amusement park already clearly signaled to the other party.
Hoping they could take the hint~
Just be a good boss, a good partner, while Lin Hao...
continues shaking his milk tea.
Now that the [Dog Trainer] has been caught, believe me, Ke Chen Cityβs market will soon be bustling again.
By then, the Foundation Establishment Stage Milk Tea Master will make a comeback...
And surely, he will again bring a little bit of shock to the Ke Chen City milk tea scene!
Of course, the sales will surely get even prettier!
...
On the other hand, the toad glasses-suited man caught by the City Management Team was sitting...
in the interrogation room.
"Hi, you see our attitude; weβre rather friendly, hoping you can tell us about your organization."
"Rest assured, rest assured, your City Management Team in Ke Chen City doesnβt need to be so tense, Iβm not a bad guy."
"Whether youβre bad or not, weβll investigate...
But, we have certain suspicions, otherwise, youβd be in the interrogation room instead of the questioning room...
Now, we just want to understand your background...
If you donβt tell us, weβll post a missing person notice online."
In the questioning room, after a long silence, the toad glasses-suited man spoke:
"In any case, Iβm not a member of the Hidden Cultivation Association, their members are very well-hidden and wouldnβt get caught by official Extraordinary Organizations, the rest, write what you will...
Thank you."
"Alright, understood, continue, why did you come to Ke Chen City..."
The conversation that followed was smooth, like running tap water, couldnβt stop, couldnβt stop at all...







