The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 489: Telling You to Wear a Dress (Second Update)
Chapter 489: Chapter 489: Telling You to Wear a Dress (Second Update)
"Ouyang Tycoon, how old are you this year?"
Zhang Fan really couldn’t believe that Ouyang Feng could be so awesome and set the Tsinghua basketball game’s schedule.
"I’m twenty-six this year, graduated five years ago!" Ouyang Feng said lightly.
"Wait, you graduated from college at twenty-one?" Zhang Fan exclaimed, widening his eyes.
Twenty-one, even if college takes four years, damn, Ouyang Feng was in college at seventeen?
This is defying the heavens!
"Psh, of course, I’m a genius!" Ouyang Feng’s voice even started to float.
But, he soon realized something.
Wait a minute, why is Zhang Fan asking me to play basketball out of the blue?
"What did you do?" Ouyang Feng immediately asked.
"Nothing much, just trashed a piece of trash. Remember to come over early tomorrow, bring more people, I’m short on hands here," Zhang Fan said.
"I see! By the way, what did you guys do last night? Why was Dong Yu sweating bullets?"
Ouyang Feng immediately remembered Dong Yu’s ghost-seeing expression when he came to his house last night.
And most crucially, a stone ball in his car had left him absolutely gobsmacked.
Mainly because when he asked Dong Yu, Dong Yu just shook his head, unwilling to say anything.
And kept incessantly asking him what in the world Zhang Fan did!
He even thought Dong Yu had gone mad.
Zhang Fan was extremely embarrassed, after all, he had almost KO’d Dong Yu last night.
"Nothing much, it was just a case of mistaken identity and wrong place, wrong time. That’s all, make sure to bring more people tomorrow, it’s just the two of us here," Zhang Fan said, and hung up the phone, his furrowed brow finally smoothing out.
With Ouyang Feng, tomorrow’s game will definitely be ’Killing God meets God, Slaying Ghost meets Ghost’!
Ouyang Feng was speechless.
So he just hung up the phone?
Damn it!
But Ouyang Feng was also suspicious.
Trashed a piece of trash?
Things definitely aren’t that simple!
Immediately, Ouyang Feng visited Tsinghua’s school forum.
He was stunned the moment he saw it.
Damn, on his second day at Tsinghua, Zhang Fan trashed the basketball club’s president?
And even sent him to the hospital?
Damn it, can’t you go a day without causing trouble?
Moreover, seeing the screen full of information on Zhang Fan, Ouyang Feng’s expression was quite a sight.
Beating someone up at the orientation night?
Three songs that hyped up the entire crowd?
Trashed a special forces instructor the next day?
Wait, what, Zhang Fan is a lieutenant?
Damn, are you kidding me?!
Bro, dear bro, the ninth floor, a five-meter distance, and you freaking dare to jump holding someone?
Just two days into the semester, and already so much big news?
The next few years at Tsinghua seem to be quite amusing.
With Zhang Fan around, every day is bound to be exciting.
At the same time, Ouyang Feng put on a sad expression, mourning for Tsinghua’s future.
However, just then, Gao Qi jumped up from the bed.
"What did you say, damn it, the basketball game starts tomorrow?"
"Damn, why the hell can’t others join us!" Liao Fucheng yelled, infuriated, and dashed out of the hotel towards the school.
Damn it, if others can’t join their team, how can he and Zhang Fan play?
"Liao Fucheng, this bastard." Gao Qi was so angry his face turned red, and right away, he called Zhang Fan.
"Fan, where are you?" Gao Qi asked.
"At the school, you’re awake?" Zhang Fan chuckled.
"Yeah, the game starts tomorrow," Gao Qi said, frantically, damn, they’re deliberately trying to get him expelled!
"Yeah, I know," Zhang Fan chuckled.
Gao Qi was completely speechless. So, Zhang Fan had called him earlier just to say this?
"I’m coming over right now!" Gao Qi said, and sprinted off.
Meanwhile, Ye Xuan, with twinkling eyes, clung to Zhang Fan’s arm and said, "Aren’t you worried at all?"
"Why worry? Watch me make them cry this time," Zhang Fan said, pinching Ye Xuan’s cheek.
"Then I’m off to class, you have fun by yourself," Ye Xuan replied.
"Sure, go ahead!" Zhang Fan said with a smile.
Watching Ye Xuan’s back, Zhang Fan felt rather bored and started walking towards a group that was undergoing military training.
"Greetings, officer!"
Renzuling, who was in the plaza, spotted Zhang Fan and immediately ran over.
At the same time, a crowd around them also looked over, their eyes flashing with envy, jealousy, and resentment as they saw Zhang Fan with his hands in his pockets.
Damn, why doesn’t this guy have to train!
Especially that look of just hanging around, it made a bunch of guys grind their teeth.
However, just then, a shrill scream suddenly rang out.
"Pervert!"
Swish swish swish!
Countless heads swiftly turned toward the source of the sound.
A pervert?
What the hell?
Zhang Fan was also stunned. When he saw Wang Xiaoqin not far away with her eyes bulging and her face flushed, he almost spat blood.
Fuck, what’s happening, why do I run into her everywhere!
"Wang Xiaoqin, what are you doing?"
A drill instructor shouted angrily.
Just then, a mechanical voice sounded in Zhang Fan’s mind.
"Wish task target locked, Wang Xiaoqin! Unable to lock onto the next target without helping the primary target fulfill their wish."
What the?
Damn, it can’t be this coincidental, right?
This damn, this damn just triggered a task?
And it’s even bound?
And the person is that girl I saw everything of?
Shit, this must be some kind of messed-up system!
The girl probably wants to eat me alive; how am I supposed to help her fulfill her wish then.
Zhang Fan even suspected that Wang Xiaoqin’s wish might be to kill him.
This is not how to play the game!
However, at that moment, Guo Shuang from another team was also clenching her teeth.
"Pervert!"
Swish swish swish!
Countless gazes once again moved towards Guo Shuang.
Following that, everyone’s gaze converged on Zhang Fan.
Damn, what the hell did this guy do to those girls?
And there are two of them!
Feeling a multitude of hostile gazes, Zhang Fan also felt a chill up his spine, but soon, a sly smile appeared on his lips.
"Anyway, I’m the chief instructor, right?"
Zhang Fan said to Renzuling.
Renzuling quickly nodded, "Yes, officer!"
"What if I add a training task?" Zhang Fan said with a smile.
"No problem at all, officer!" Renzuling hurriedly replied.
What a joke, a lieutenant rank, and playing ’Stargazing’ as training is like sleeping, he could be sure that Zhang Fan’s status was not simple.
If he led the training, it couldn’t be better.
"Oh! Let’s do what we played yesterday, hehe, one set of twenty minutes, do ten sets!" Looking at Wang Xiaoqin and Guo Shuang in their short skirts, Zhang Fan smirked wickedly.
That’s what you get for wearing skirts, hehe!
When you guys are lying on the ground doing stargazing exercises, tsk tsk, it must be quite a sight!
"Fuck, you can’t be serious!"
A group of people suddenly exclaimed.
You gotta be kidding, they tried it yesterday, and damn, a rhythm where they’d give up after just four or five minutes, twenty minutes for one set? Ten sets?
This damn thing is going to kill them!
But just then, Renzuling and his group roared out.
"Those who don’t do it, all three credits during the military training period will be deducted!"