The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 510: Really Impatient (Third Update)

"Here’s the key. Remember the door number yourself. You can move whenever you want to; the furniture’s all there too." Li Liang said as he took out the key and tossed it to Zhang Fan.

Watching Zhang Fan hold the key, Di Xiele’s face puffed up with envy.

This pervert, why does he get such good treatment?

"Alright, we’ll head off first. We’ve still got some time, so let’s go for a stroll and buy some furniture." Zhang Fan said with a smile. However, just as he stood up, he added, "Old Li, can you do me a favor? The sofa, table, bed, and all that in the room, have someone move them out for me. I’m going to buy new ones!"

"Okay, okay, no problem!" Li Liang nodded.

"OK!" Zhang Fan laughed and said, "Old Li’s decent. If you hadn’t mentioned it, I would have forgotten all about it. I’m off then."

Watching Zhang Fan leave with Ye Xuan, Li Liang rolled his eyes. You’re always up to something, how could you forget?

"Hey, hey, hey, Zhang Fan, remember to leave through the north gate!" Li Liang smacked his forehead and chased out after him, shouting.

"Got it," Zhang Fan said, waving his hand.

Right now, he didn’t have the mood to fight with those guys from Beijing University. With Ye Xuan by his side, of course, shopping was the priority.

"When are we moving into our place?" Ye Xuan asked, clinging to Zhang Fan’s arm and looking up at him.

Zhang Fan smiled and pinched Ye Xuan’s nose, saying, "Whenever you want to move in, we’ll move in."

"Then let’s go check out sofas and beds and furniture now... Wow, there’s so much stuff to buy!" Ye Xuan exclaimed, starting to count on her fingers.

"No rush, one thing at a time. First the bed and the sofa, then the computer, a kitchen set, fridge, TV..."

Zhang Fan was counting and even startled himself.

Holy shit, that much stuff?

But thinking that this was his first little nest, Zhang Fan steeled his heart.

Damn it, no matter how troublesome, I must buy everything and moreover, everything must be to Ye Xuan’s and my satisfaction. No cutting corners.

However, Di Xiele curled her lips and said, "Prodigal son!"

Zhang Fan rolled his eyes, "It’s not like it’s your money!"

"Hmph, such a setup will cost at least hundreds of thousands. Better to make do with what we have!" Di Xiele pouted, clearly distressed at the substantial figure.

Zhang Fan smirked wickedly, "What about your twenty or thirty sets of lace then?"

"You!"

Di Xiele’s face instantly turned crimson. She raised her hand, and her bracelet of metal rings aimed straight at Zhang Fan.

Watching Di Xiele brandish her hidden weapon once again, Zhang Fan was filled with curiosity.

"Big Chest, did you make this gizmo yourself?" Zhang Fan asked.

"Big Chest your sister!" Di Xiele fumed at the nickname, clenching her teeth. Immediately, she flicked her wrist downward fiercely, and a flying needle shot out from her metal rings.

Bending over, Zhang Fan also stepped into the Butterfly Dance Step to quickly dodge.

This gizmo was incredibly fast, and its lethality, he hadn’t experienced it firsthand, but he didn’t want to either.

"Don’t go too far, Big Chest," Zhang Fan called out.

Di Xiele bit down hard, "Call me ’Big Chest’ one more time, I dare you!"

"Big Chest, this is your wish though!" Zhang Fan grinned cheekily.

"Your sister!" Di Xiele flicked her wrist repeatedly, and her metal rings shot out one flying needle after another.

However, by then, Zhang Fan had already sprinted fifty meters away.

"Ha ha, come on!" Zhang Fan laughed.

Di Xiele stomped her feet in anger and then, holding Ye Xuan’s arm, she strode away.

"Hey, Big Chest, if you’re hugging my girlfriend, what do I hold?" As Zhang Fan stepped into the Butterfly Dance Step, he quickly caught up to Di Xiele’s side, but his eyes still lingered on the metal rings on her wrist.

What era is this, still into hidden weapons?

But this thing’s pretty fun, huh!

"Busty girl, let me play with that toy in your hand!" Zhang Fan said with a smile.

"Buzz off!" Di Xiele snapped angrily.

Ye Xuan, however, had a radiant smile on her face.

"Lele, once the house over there is ready, you have to come and keep me company," Ye Xuan said gently.

"Sure, but just to be clear, I’m there to keep you company, so don’t even think about charging me rent, utilities, or gas!" Di Xiele huffed, giving Zhang Fan a provocative look.

Zhang Fan rolled his eyes and said, "Isn’t that just freeloading!"

"If Ye Zi’s okay with it, it’s none of your business!" said Di Xiele with her head held high, glaring at Zhang Fan.

Soon, Zhang Fan and the others arrived at the Yunmaoti Sa Shopping Mall.

The mall was huge, with everything from clothing, food, furniture, electronics, movie theaters, to coffee shops!

Ye Xuan and Di Xiele discussed what to buy all the way, completely ignoring Zhang Fan’s presence.

Zhang Fan felt like a mere follower trailing behind them.

"Wow, what a big bed!"

Ye Xuan pulled Di Xiele and dashed straight into a furniture store.

Normally, a two-meter bed would already be considered big, but the one in front of them was a whopping two and a half meters!

"Wow, so soft!"

Ye Xuan and Di Xiele both dove onto it, sinking into the bed as if engulfed by it.

"Hehe, you ladies have good taste. We only have three of these beds left; they were shipped over from Country N, purely handmade and crafted from expensive mahogany," a beautiful saleswoman approached and explained one by one.

"Purely handmade? Mahogany? How much does it cost?" Di Xiele instantly bounced up from the bed, her gaze falling on the beautiful saleswoman.

"Hehe, about the price, well, it may be a bit expensive—it’s eighty-nine thousand per bed!" the eyes of the beautiful saleswoman fixed on Ye Xuan.

The moment Ye Xuan stepped into the store, she had caught her attention. Visual assessment was a skill they had to master.

From head to toe, everything was tailor-made; just the outfit she wore was definitely worth no less than three hundred thousand.

To someone like that, how could a bed be unaffordable?

"What, eighty-nine thousand for a bed?" Di Xiele’s eyes widened as she shrieked in surprise.

Suddenly, Di Xiele’s shout drew the gaze of other people.

When they saw Di Xiele in her school uniform, their eyes just couldn’t move away.

Top Grade indeed!

But soon, their attention fell back onto Ye Xuan.

My god, where did these two girls come from?

How had they not noticed them before?

Just then, a cold voice sounded: "Hehe, if you can’t afford it, don’t buy it. Why the pretense?"

A garishly dressed woman, clinging to a young man’s arm, walked in.

Her eyes were fixed on Ye Xuan and Di Xiele, the light within them flickering with intense jealousy.

"So what if I can’t afford it, can’t I take a look?" Di Xiele retorted with wide eyes.

However, the woman sneered, her gaze moving up and down Di Xiele, then said, "Dressing like that to buy a bed? You aren’t involved in some shady deals, are you?"

Deals?

Di Xiele was taken aback, then immediately lifted her leg and aimed a kick at the woman’s stomach.

Seeing Di Xiele’s action, Zhang Fan couldn’t help but shake his head.

That temper of the busty girl, it was really explosive!