The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 622 If I Ride with You, I am a Dog (First Update)
Chapter 622: Chapter 622 If I Ride with You, I am a Dog (First Update)
"Ye Zi! Help me!" Di Xiele’s face was flushed red.
"Giggle! Serve you right for causing trouble, I’m not getting involved!"
Ye Xuan hugged her knees, watching Di Xiele with schadenfreude, munching on an apple!
After a fierce clapping session, Zhang Fan finally stopped, his eyes ablaze.
"Ye Zi, tidy up a bit and come home with me. Later, you’ll have to explain things to my mom. Otherwise, my image will be completely ruined," Zhang Fan said.
Ye Xuan’s beautiful eyes widened in shock, exclaiming, "Ah, go to your house!"
"It’s not like you haven’t met my dad and mom before. What’s there to fuss about! Hurry up and get ready, we’re leaving now!" Zhang Fan said, running to his room to change into a new set of clothes!
Ye Xuan’s cheeks reddened as she thought about the scene where Zhang Fan’s mother caught them at the hotel. She wished she could find a hole to crawl into.
But soon after, she also ran to her room, rustling as she changed her clothes!
Meanwhile, Di Xiele lay on the sofa, her eyes brimming with unshed tears.
The jerk, he actually hit her!
Immediately, Di Xiele gritted her teeth, got up, and her beautiful eyes were blazing with rage!
She couldn’t let this guy off the hook!
Without delay, she too ran to her room!
"Ye Zi, GOGOGO!"
Zhang Fan hurried out of his room and then pulled out his phone to call Li Liang, "Old Li, help me change the door lock, I need to go home for a bit!"
On the other end of the phone, Li Liang quickly nodded!
Changing a door lock, no big deal!
Soon, Ye Xuan also came out!
"Should we buy something to take back?" Ye Xuan asked quietly.
"Buy what, we’re not outsiders," Zhang Fan said, pulling Ye Xuan along.
However, at that moment, Di Xiele also followed them out.
"Why are you following?" Zhang Fan was stunned.
"Repay money!" Di Xiele stood with her hands on her hips, her face still flushed with redness. Especially when she looked at the handprint on her body in the mirror, she felt even more humiliated!
Zhang Fan’s nose twitched, and he immediately retorted, "I’m not dealing with you!"
This girl, she made my mom think I was out looking for girls. I’ll settle this score with her when we get back!
"I don’t care, repay money!" Di Xiele muttered, following right behind Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan didn’t pay her any mind and continued to lead Ye Xuan out of the school gate.
"Holy shit, what are Ye Goddess and Xiele Goddess doing with Zhang Fan?"
A crowd of onlookers suddenly started shouting.
"What are you looking at, going home to meet the parents!"
Zhang Fan laughed wickedly and shot back!
Instantly, the people around them exploded!
"Crap, crap, crap! Meeting the parents?"
"Are you crazy? Taking two people back to meet the parents?"
"Holy shit, Zhang Fan, I challenge you to a duel!"
"I can forgive you for Ye Goddess, but you also messed with Xiele Goddess! I’m going to kill you!"
Immediately, Killing Aura filled the air!
"Bring it on, one hand behind my back!" Zhang Fan turned around and spoke to the crowd, raising his hand.
The next moment, the crowd quieted down.
WTF, who the hell wants to fight you!
Those Bodyguards before, you took them down single-handedly, making them unable to even stand. Do you think we’re stupid?
"Zhang Fan, don’t be so arrogant, wait until you choose your major, we’ll PK academically then!"
"Exactly, Zhang Fan, heard you’re choosing the art department. Come on, let’s have a music PK!"
"Are you stupid, have you forgotten what happened at the welcome party? PK music with Zhang Fan? Brain-dead?"
Suddenly, the crowd fell silent again!
Holy shit, if Zhang Fan really picks the music major, it seems there really is no way to PK with him. Those few songs, FUCK, especially that hype "The Phoenix"! Who the hell can produce that vibe?
And the exaggeration!
Even a group of senior year students couldn’t capture that emotion, let alone dogs!
"Zhang Fan, if you’ve got the guts, let’s see who can paint better!"
"Right, let’s compare acting skills!"
"Don’t go, damn it, come back, let’s have a PK!"
"PKPKPKPKPK..."
"Idiot, shut the hell up, do you think you’re Huang Shaotian?"
However, Zhang Fan had no interest in dealing with these guys; he grabbed Ye Xuan and went straight out of the school gate, hailed a taxi, but in the next moment, Di Xiele jumped in too!
"You really dare to come with us?" Zhang Fan rested his chin in his hand, eyeing Di Xiele.
"Why wouldn’t I? If you don’t pay up, I’ll make a scene at your place! Hmmph!" Di Xiele pouted, feeling the burning pain of the spot where Zhang Fan had hit him, and suddenly his anger flared.
Right, make a scene at his place, hmmph, let’s see what he does!
"Fine, suit yourself!" Zhang Fan cracked a light smile and then lay back.
"Fan, have you decided on your major yet?" Ye Xuan asked, raising her eyebrows.
Zhang Fan stretched out his arm, wrapping it around Ye Xuan’s waist and said, "Of course I have! Same as you!"
Di Xiele and Ye Xuan were both startled!
"Fine Arts?"
Zhang Fan nodded, "Exactly! Any problems with that?"
"Ye Zi, did he ever paint in high school?" Di Xiele turned and stared at Ye Xuan!
Ye Xuan thought for a while before slowly saying, "I don’t think so!"
"Not at all?" Di Xiele was startled and then stared at Zhang Fan; suddenly, she burst into laughter, "Hahaha, Zhang Fan, you’re going to get bullied to death by everyone at school! How dare you choose Fine Arts!"
"I say, handsome guy and beauties, where are you headed?" At this moment, the driver also turned his head and spoke with fiery eyes.
Damn, you’ve been in the car for ages flirting, what’s the meaning of this?
Why don’t you just say where you’re going!
But when he saw the faces of Di Xiele and Ye Xuan, his heart trembled with excitement.
Holy shit, two top grade beauties?
Goodness gracious, are you planning on hitting ’that’ rhythm?
Instantly, rage flared in the driver’s eyes.
"Get out!"
"Huh?"
Confusion struck Zhang Fan and the other two simultaneously!
"Get out, I’m out of gas!" The driver yelled through clenched teeth.
Damn, I could put up with one top grade beauty, but two? Get the hell out, if I take you any further, I’m the damn dog!
"Bro, your fuel gauge is full though!" Zhang Fan said, leaning forward.
The driver took a deep breath and declared, "The gauge is fake!"
"Fake?"
Zhang Fan’s eyes widened again!
Holy cow, even that can be fake.
Right then, Zhang Fan also got out of the car!
At that moment, a stream of curses erupted.
"MMP, screw off, walk by yourself!" The next second, the taxi sped off in a trail of smoke!
Zhang Fan’s eyes widened, and then he turned to look at Ye Xuan and Di Xiele; the next moment, a radiant smile spread across his face. This driver must definitely be a single dog.
Fire almost seemed to spew out of Di Xiele’s eyes!
"I’ve memorized the plate number, don’t let me catch you again or I’ll smash your damn car!"
Di Xiele was seething with rage!
However, at that moment, the fury flared within Hao Xiaomin’s eyes at the school entrance.
Meeting the parents at home? Dream on!