The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 806: Are You Crazy (Third Update)

"Pfft!"

Upon hearing Zhang Fan’s words, Jiang Min’er and her group almost burst into laughter!

Touching porcelain?

This... that’s quite the information overload!

However, at that very moment, a murderous intent sparked in the depths of Hao Yuan’s eyes!

Kid, you’re courting death! How dare you insult him?

Taking a deep breath, Hao Yuan suppressed the anger in his chest and slowly said, "If you can’t do it, what will you do then?"

Zhang Fan sneered coldly, "Can’t do it? Heh, if I can’t do it, I’ll gouge out my eyeballs and give them to you to step on."

Immediately afterward, Zhang Fan turned his head and said to Li Yu, "Go get the equipment."

Li Yu nodded and then stared at Hao Yuan, saying, "You trash, heh, is carrying 80kg over five kilometers so hard to achieve?"

After that, Li Yu turned to Jiang Min’er and the others, saying, "Let’s go, let’s open the eyes of these noobs. Elite soldiers? Heh, if they dare call themselves elite soldiers with just this."

Immediately, Jiang Min’er, Xue Xueqi, Ouyang Xue, and Mo Yajing also sneered, "How about we make it 100kg, to round it up nicely?"

Hearing this, Liang Qi and her group’s eyes widened in disbelief!

100Kg? To round things up?

Damn it, who rounds up like this?

Do you have any idea that once you hit a certain extreme weight, even the weight of a straw can be crushing?

In their military unit, the most they carried was 60kg, and every time it felt like death.

80kg was beyond their wildest dreams, let alone 100kg!

Wait, do these goddesses mean that they want to take part too?

No way, that’s impossible!

Liang Qi and her companions involuntarily gasped in shock.

However, before they could come to grips with the situation, Xue Xueqi and her crew were already on their way out!

This...

Are they serious about this?

Five minutes later, Li Yu came over with a small trolley, waved at Hao Yuan, and said, "Come out and check the weight, or else you might start bickering later!"

Upon hearing this, Liang Qi and the others filed out in succession.

They didn’t believe that these girls would dare to carry 100kg.

Immediately, they started weighing each weighted jacket.

100kg, not a gram more or less!

"You guys really know how to steal my thunder," Zhang Fan said as he walked out, shaking his neck.

Instantly, the corner of Zhang Fan’s mouth twisted into a smirk, and he chuckled softly.

"Unsealing!"

At the same time, Zhang Fan directly turned off the gravity suppressor.

And upon hearing this, Li Yu and the others nearly bit their tongues.

"Boss, you’ve been watching too much ’Bleach’, haven’t you?" Li Yu said, eyes wide with amazement.

"Pfft, cut it out, Boss, if you’re so capable, try doing a ’Moon-shaped Sky’!" Ouyang Xue said with a flowery laugh!

Zhang Fan chuckled softly, "You guys don’t get it, stop messing around!"

The gravity suppressor’s gravity counts as a seal, right?

Me saying ’Unsealing’, no problem there!

A genuine unsealing indeed!

However, hearing this exchange, Liang Qi’s eyes suddenly flickered with insight.

This guy Zhang Fan, talking like this with Li Yu and his group of freaks?

There must be a catch!

Immediately, Liang Qi’s gaze was fixed on Li Yu and his companions. Soon he realized that their expressions were completely natural, with no pretense at all.

Thinking about the tone of the conversation between Li Yu’s group and Zhang Fan, it was very much like the banter he shared with his own comrades!

Could it be that Zhang Fan, this guy, really is Li Yu’s boss?

Otherwise, how could Zhang Fan just pick up the Lolita goddess Xue Xueqi in his arms without any reaction from her?

And, Li Yu and his group seemed to follow Zhang Fan’s words without question.

With this thought, Liang Qi’s heart was swept by a tsunami of realization.

Yeah, at least Li Yu and the others managed a few moves when they PK’d with him.

However, the PK between Zhang Fan and Yang Wentai was practically a one-hit KO!

The disparity in strength is glaringly obvious!

As the freakishly strong leader of Li Yu’s group, just how horrifying must Zhang Fan’s strength be?

This possibility, once seeded in Liang Qi’s mind, seemed increasingly likely!

Immediately, Liang Qi’s gaze towards Hao Yuan carried a hint of pity.

Hao Yuan, this time, is probably going to die in a very ugly way!

However, Hao Yuan was completely oblivious to this disparity; the corner of his mouth lifted in an extremely brilliant sneer, "Heh, why aren’t you ’chakra bursting’? I really want to see how you claw your eyeballs out then."

Zhang Fan just smiled, stretched out his hand, twisted the 100kg jacket, and hung it directly on himself.

The next moment, he turned around and shouted to Wei Guo, "Uncle Wei, get me more meat, half-fat, half-lean is best, wait a few minutes for me, I’ll be right back."

Having said that, Zhang Fan took a step and leaped forward swiftly.

Without the suppression of gravity, 100kg was as light as nothing for Zhang Fan, incredibly effortless.

Just five kilometers!

Merely a matter of a few minutes!

Witnessing Zhang Fan’s terrifying speed, whether it was Li Yu’s group of eight, Hao Yuan’s group of nine, or even Gu Er’s bunch, all of them had their eyes widened.

"Holy shit, big bro’s really showing off!" Jiang Yixuan exclaimed in shock.

"Damn, how is this possible, that’s 100kg, and with that speed, even if it weren’t for the weight, you couldn’t catch up to him!" Liang Qi exclaimed in shock, his eyes almost bulging out.

Gu Er’s group, on the other hand, frowned.

"Nie Yi, what the hell is this kid up to? He definitely wasn’t faking when he passed out before, so what the hell is going on with him now?" Gu Er said.

But Nie Yi was completely bewildered. "Boss, don’t ask me, I have no idea what’s going on either."

He Lan’s beautiful eyes began to move. "Could it be, does he really have some kind of seal on him? ’Unsealing’?

"No way!" Ying Yun exclaimed.

Hearing this, Li Yu’s group found it unbelievable as well. "Damn, that’s too much like a fantasy!"

The next moment, Li Yu started moving, calling out to Zhang Fan, "Big bro, wait for us, if you finish showing off, what are we supposed to show off?"

At the same time, Jiang Min’er and several others also started running out.

Watching the neatly coordinated and swift steps of Li Yu’s eight, Liang Qi inhaled sharply.

Damn, the movements of these eight are so uniform, it’s clearly the result of years of training!

But is this kind of intense training even possible for girls?

At this moment, Liang Qi felt that all his desperate training over the past few years had been a waste, as if he’d been training dogs.

If he can’t even surpass girls, can he still dare to call himself an elite in the military?

This is truly a slap in the face!

And it’s a quadruple slap!

It stings like hell!

At the same time, Liang Qi’s gaze towards Hao Yuan was even more filled with pity.

Your son, they may not even want him!

It’s simply not on the same level!

Yet, watching Zhang Fan’s shadow-like figure, Liang Qi’s mouth twitched again.

Big bro, what are you showing off for?

With that kind of strength, you should have shown it earlier, aren’t you afraid of pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger for too long and actually becoming a pig?

One minute!

Zhang Fan completed the lap!

Five minutes later, Zhang Fan finished the five-kilometer run.

Watching Zhang Fan’s leisurely pace, Hao Yuan’s face was filled with shock.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, it’s all fake, everything is fake, I must be dreaming."

The next moment, Hao Yuan turned his head to look at the wall behind him, then, his face contorted with rage, he roared.

"Wake me up!"

After shouting, Hao Yuan slammed his head against the wall!

Everyone watching this scene had their eyeballs popping out.

Holy shit, has this guy gone mad?