The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 808: Damn it, fight! (First update)

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Chapter 808: Chapter 808: Damn it, fight! (First update)

Weng Zhigang, but he’s their teacher and counselor!

A counselor is pretty much the same concept as a high school class advisor.

In university, who doesn’t know, you’d rather offend some petty people than offend your counselor!

You absolutely must not offend the counselor!

If you happen upon a petty counselor, and he secretly trips you up, you can forget about graduating!

Zhang Fan, this guy, not only does he skip class, but now he dares to talk like this in front of Weng Zhigang?

Isn’t he just asking for trouble?

And at this moment, Weng Zhigang’s pair of small eyes narrowed into slits, his pockmarked face twitching.

Zhang Fan, this guy who hasn’t attended a single official class, he would recognize even if he turned to ashes.

He posted Zhang Fan’s photo on the wall at the entrance of the classroom, just to show everyone in class what happens if you dare skip his lessons.

"Zhang Fan, who let you into the classroom, get the hell out!"

The low shout suddenly exploded!

However, at this moment, the faces of a bunch of guys in the classroom also lit up in agreement.

"Get out, get out!"

As for Zhang Fan, they had had enough of him.

Three reasons!

First reason: Goddesses!

Ye Xuan the goddess is Zhang Fan’s girlfriend, and, moreover, goddesses Di Xiele and Hao Xiaomin are living with him.

To them, they wish they could slice Zhang Fan into pieces.

All of Tsinghua, now has just fifteen goddesses.

And Zhang Fan, he’s taken one-fifth of them?

Second reason: Military training!

At the start of military training, this guy Zhang Fan had played all his tricks, especially that extravagant hundred-man PK drama, which made countless girls go crazy. If Zhang Fan were willing, those girls would definitely run over and become his girlfriends like crazy.

How are these single dogs supposed to live?

Don’t believe me? Just look at how the girls in the class gaze at Zhang Fan, they damn near want to pounce on him and give him a couple of kisses!

Also, during the military training competition, this guy Zhang Fan, for no reason at all, was absent.

They were just one combat match away!

If Zhang Fan had participated, they were sure to win a hundred percent.

And the result? The person they chose went up and got beaten like a dog.

It could be said that all the first-year guys blamed their failure in the military training competition on Zhang Fan.

Being pressed to the ground and rubbed against, getting their faces bruised and swollen, you could say they lost all face in their first year.

Even many second, third, and fourth-year students wanted to kill Zhang Fan!

Dammit, when we needed you to show off, where the hell were you?

Third reason: The shady issues!

Zhang Fan has caused so much trouble at Tsinghua, even beating up international students, but what happened? Nothing.

There definitely must be some shady backroom deal going on!

So, they can’t accept it!

However, at this moment, a group of girls also started yelling indignantly, "What are you trying to do, what are you trying to do? What has Zhang Fan done wrong? Why should Zhang Fan get out? Xue Dalin, why are you standing so tall? What are you trying to do? Sit your ass down for me."

Upon hearing this voice, the eyes of the group of guys in the classroom blazed with even denser fury.

Look, look, see that? These girls are completely unreasonable.

Skipping class, dear, Zhang Fan has been skipping class for several days now, dear. And you say he hasn’t done anything wrong?

Have the guts to skip classes for a few days yourself?

Xue Dalin’s teeth were grinding loudly.

He turned his head, looking at a group of girls who were about to go mad, and then sulkily sat down.

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Girls can’t stand being provoked, and girls gone mad are even worse to provoke.

If she slaps you and you hit back, then you’re a beast.

If you don’t hit back, then you’re worse than a beast!

Plus, you’ll have the word "Coward" carved on your forehead!

This pot, there’s no way to carry it!

At this moment, Zhang Fan had a brilliant smile on his lips and lifted his face to ask, "Old man, is this classroom yours?"

"Huh?"

A group of people in the classroom stared with wide eyes.

Damn, what’s Zhang Fan trying to do?

Weng Zhigang also took a deep breath, "It’s not mine, what do you want to do?"

Zhang Fan smirked wickedly, "Then what gives you the right to tell me to get out! Stop joking, alright? Even if you call the cops, they can’t make me leave either! Can’t we be reasonable? We’re all grown-ups, don’t we understand such a simple thing? At your age, you’ve lived long enough to act like a dog!"

Hearing Zhang Fan’s words, especially the last sentence, every man’s heart trembled fiercely.

Damn, Zhang Fan hasn’t been seen for a month, and he’s just as overbearing as ever.

Dare to challenge Weng Zhigang so blatantly?

Bro, do you still want to graduate?

Although your fighting skills are top-notch, I still don’t buy it that you dare to hit Weng Zhigang.

At this thought, a spark of excitement lit up in the group of men’s eyes.

If Zhang Fan really hits Weng Zhigang... That’s definitely gonna get him expelled.

If Zhang Fan gets expelled, doesn’t that mean that Goddess Ye, Goddess Beauty, Goddess Hao, they’re all up for grabs?

Immediately, the group of men became excited.

Fight, fight the damn thing, beat Weng Zhigang to the ground, come on, do it.

Looking at Weng Zhigang’s heaving chest, the men’s fists clenched.

Weng Zhigang, don’t be a wuss, man. He’s called you a dog, and you’re not fighting back, what are you waiting for, go for the uppercut.

As long as you make the first move, we guarantee Zhang Fan will retaliate. Although he hits harder, but just think, if that troublemaker Zhang Fan stays in our class, he’s going to be a curse to all the girls in our class.

If you get knocked down, our class will definitely crowdfund for you—medical bills, nutritional expenses, compensation for mental distress, lost wages, we’ve got you covered.

Three meals a day, we’ll cater to you in style, just as long as you play this act of the battered trickster, we’ll definitely tell the school that Zhang Fan was the first to strike.

That way, he’s bound to get expelled.

Our Tsinghua values respecting teachers and upholding integrity. As long as Zhang Fan hits you, expulsion is a sure thing!

Come on, make a move! What are you hesitating for!

Unseal, unleash the Chakra, Moon-shaped Sky, Spiral Ball, big bro!

"Kid, you dare to talk to me like this." There was an endless fury in Weng Zhigang’s voice, his fists now clenched tightly.

He had worked at Tsinghua for seven or eight years and had never seen such an arrogant student.

Never.

Dare to call him a dog?

A dog?

Dog?

Weng Zhigang was fuming with rage. Clenching his fist, he took a step forward, looking at Zhang Fan with eyes full of boiling anger.

"Kid, do you believe I can beat you to death?"

Hearing this, the corners of many men’s mouths curled up.

Fight, fight the damn thing, Weng Zhigang, you’re our hero. We’ll write a 5000-word eulogy on your tombstone, man. Go for it!

"Old man, you’d better think this through."

Zhang Fan narrowed his eyes, then stretched out his hand, made a fist, and smashed it directly onto the desk beside him.

Suddenly, an intensely loud sound exploded throughout the classroom.

Like a peal of thunder from the heavens above, striking straight down.

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