The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City-Chapter 845: My Fault (Third Update)

"One day, you just read for one day?" The reporter exclaimed in disbelief!

Zhang Fan nodded, "Yeah, I’ve been busy, not much time to read!"

"Pfft!"

Countless people just felt like an arrow pierced their chest, inexplicably aching!

Oh, come on, can you show off any more?

Really, you’re busy?

Busy to the point that you only come to school a few days a month.

If it weren’t for the fact that there’s an apartment near school, I bet you wouldn’t even show up once a month!

Every day holding hands with Ye Goddess, driving around everywhere—this is what you call busy?

I believed you for a moment!

If I could beat you, I’d make you unrecognizable to your mom!

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Take it easy, we can still be friends, okay?

The reporter incredulously asked again, "It’s been just over a month since the start of school, have you learned all the university knowledge beforehand?"

Zhang Fan shook his head, "No, I spent the whole last year in the army, where would I have the time? Now that exams are coming up and I had no choice, I read for a day! Hmm, it’s quite simple actually."

"Cough, cough!"

Even Li Liang choked on his saliva!

Oh, come on!

No choice?

Just read for a day?

It was quite simple actually?

What? Simple?

Tsinghua’s courses are painstakingly selected, comprehensive and deep!

You mean you just read for a day and mastered it?

And got a perfect score?

Come on, at least tone it down a bit in front of the reporters, can you?

Is it so hard to be low-key?

If this news gets out!

Where would the faces of countless Tsinghua students go?

Where would the faces of countless Tsinghua teachers go?

Are you doing this to smack Tsinghua’s face?

You finished a year’s curriculum in a day with full marks?

What will the outside world think?

Will they think that we’re just wasting time at Tsinghua?

At this moment, Li Liang was a bit regretful!

Dammit, why did I bring the reporters, wasn’t this a case of shooting myself in the foot!

However, all the surrounding university students’ eyes turned red.

Their faces were burning!

It felt like being hit with a shoe sole by ten strong guys for two hours!

This totally felt like being at a fake college!

I retook one or two subjects a year, and you say you just read for one day and got full marks?

If you’re so awesome, why don’t you just fly?

Suddenly, tension soared as countless fiery eyes almost wanted to burn Zhang Fan to ashes!

Not far away, Huang Shansheng, Jiang Ru, Qi Ge, and others were frozen in place!

Especially Huang Shansheng’s face, blooming like a chrysanthemum, now looked constipated!

Oh, dammit, he originally came to support Zhang Fan!

After all, with the journalist’s interview, as a teacher, he definitely had to come and cheer for Zhang Fan!

But before he could even cheer, he was scared out of his wits!

With Zhang Fan’s words, he surely became a public enemy of all Tsinghua’s teachers and students!

Simple, my ass! Where do you leave the face of us professors who set the questions?

Watching this scene, Ye Xuan rolled her eyes.

In truth, she wanted to explain for Zhang Fan!

Zhang Fan only read twice, in two afternoons!

The first afternoon for three and a half hours, the second afternoon for six hours.

In total, only nine and a half hours.

Can that count as a day?

If she hadn’t personally watched Zhang Fan, she would definitely doubt it too!

But, this is the truth!

He really only read for a day!

"Zhang Fan, are you really busy in one day?" The reporter finally reacted after a long pause.

He thought, he shouldn’t ask Zhang Fan any more academic questions!

This kind of thing, just interview some teachers, otherwise, he might get blown away by this bragging iron man!

Better to ask about daily life matters!

Zhang Fan stretched out his hand, counting on his fingers, "Bumming meals, hanging out with friends for some military training, buying groceries, cooking, hmm, that’s it!"

Listening to Zhang Fan’s words, everyone opened their mouths wide, lost in the wind!

Scrounging meals? Finishing military training? Buying groceries, cooking?

This counts as busy?

Dude, are you here to study or to play?

"Is there anything else you want to ask? If not, I have to go buy a gift for my future mother-in-law!"

When Zhang Fan’s voice rang out, a group of reporters all gasped air.

Then, almost crying, they said, "Please, then, we won’t disturb you any longer!"

Once Zhang Fan walked far away, a group of people finally breathed a sigh of relief!

"Oh my god, he’s the most boastful and off-kilter student I’ve ever seen!" One reporter said, patting his chest.

"Honestly, I prepared all night last night, had over fifty questions ready, and now, I can’t remember a single one." Another reporter said, crying.

"I’m the same! I just can’t respond to what he’s saying!"

Then, the reporters turned to the still-confused Li Liang, and everyone, curious, asked, "Director Li, did this kid really score a perfect score?"

Li Liang hurriedly collected his thoughts, his face also wearing a wry smile.

Then, he nodded, "He really scored full marks, I’m a hundred percent sure, the graders are all seasoned professors."

"Is he really a freshman?" Another person asked.

"Are you guys dumb? He’s last year’s national science top student, Zhang Fan, stayed in the army for a year, and just came to Tsinghua this year!" A man said fiercely.

"What? National science top student?" A group of reporters was stunned!

They knew that when they heard this news last year, they practically camped at Tsinghua every day!

In the end, they found out that the national science top student had gone to the army!

This was a lasting regret in their hearts!

But today, did they actually meet the real person?

Quickly, the group of reporters hurriedly turned back to look in the direction where Zhang Fan had left.

However, all they saw was a blue car flashing by, disappearing from sight!

Watching Zhang Fan leave, a crowd pounded their chests in frustration!

"Director Li, why didn’t you tell us such important information? If we knew he was that Zhang Fan, how could we let him leave!" A reporter genuinely cried!

Li Liang was utterly flabbergasted, "Wha... wasn’t it you guys who let him go?"

Oh, dammit, blaming me?

"I want to ask about Zhang Fan’s situation at school, please tell us the truth, Director Li, back home, we’ll definitely make it a headline!" A reporter eagerly said.

Upon hearing this, the surrounding guys clenched their teeth, "We know about it! Just ask us!"

"Okay, okay, tell us, please!" The reporter hurriedly said.

"Zhang Fan, on his first day at school, beat up the basketball club members into the hospital!"

"The next day, he kicked open a female student’s security door!"

"During military training, he kicked the instructor into the hospital!"

"He beat up an exchange student!"

"He smashed up the school’s infirmary..."

Hearing this, the reporters were wide-eyed once again.

Oh my, this is the legendary, national science top student? You’re kidding me, right?

This is just an endless list of crimes!

(Guys and gals, let’s talk about the update later, okay? My mom is in the hospital, I need to cook alone. Being a novice, cooking one meal takes at least an hour and a half. Now, I only dare eat two meals a day, really don’t dare to eat a third. PS: In the countryside, can’t order takeout!)