The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands-Chapter 99: Match
Chapter 99
Lin Zaozao gave up and just sighed lightly, lowering her head.
Seeing Lin Zaozao quiet down, Little Xibei reached out and rumpled her hair, feeling the real touch in his palm. His eyes were full of tenderness.
His Zaozao finally came back to his side again...
"Zaozao, I'll give you a little gift."
After saying that, Little Xibei took off a small wooden plaque from his neck and hung it on Lin Zaozao's neck.
Lin Zaozao picked up the small wooden plaque on her neck and looked at it. It was bare and had nothing on it.
She glanced up at Little Xibei and couldn't help but complain in her heart. Wasn't being an imperial tutor a very lucrative job? How did he become so poor?
Why didn't he give her a jade or gold plaque, but just a broken piece of wood? And he treasured this wooden plaque so much that he wore it around his neck. He must be very poor!
So Lin Zaozao put down the wooden plaque, rested her arm around Little Xibei's neck in a brotherly manner, and asked,
"Little Xibei, are you really the imperial tutor of Canglan and Fengshuo?"
"Yes! I'm really an imperial tutor. What's wrong? Do I not look like one?"
Little Xibei looked himself over and didn't see anything different from usual. Could it be because he didn't dress up properly today that his charm had decreased?
"Little Xibei, when you work as an imperial tutor, don't you skim a lot of benefits?" She clearly saw him sitting in a luxurious palanquin in the daytime. But how did his clothes look so shabby?
One piece black, one piece white, even the cotton clothes from her hometown in the mountains looked better than this. It was so ugly!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's complaints, Little Xibei looked down at the snow silkworm robe he was wearing, worth its weight in gold.
Every time he went out wearing the snow silkworm robe, people who saw him said he looked as beautiful as an exiled immortal.
But in Zaozao's mouth, his priceless snow silkworm robe was so shabby!
Maybe when he went back, he should change his outfit.
After all, Zaozao didn't like it.
Little Xibei's silence appeared to Zaozao as sadness over his poverty.
Thinking of this, Lin Zaozao patted his shoulder and pulled him straight up from the bed, walking towards her wardrobe.
Yesterday when she was looking through her clothes, she remembered seeing several very brightly colored pants. Although they had some feminine patterns, Little Xibei's good looks could definitely carry them off.
The only downside was that this outfit was tailored to her figure, so it might be a little tight on Little Xibei.
But that was a minor issue. She could find a belt to tie around his waist later, and the pants definitely wouldn't fall down.
Standing opposite Lin Zaozao, Little Xibei saw her giggling while holding up the women's pants and skirt.
In an instant, a bad premonition rose in his heart.
"Zaozao, what are you planning to do with those clothes?" Little Xibei asked weakly.
"Nothing much, just changing your outfit. After all, sister just "embezzled" 100,000 taels of gold. Sister has plenty of money now."
After giving Little Xibei a "gentle" smile while holding the clothes, Lin Zaozao suddenly pounced at him like a vicious tiger.
Mercilessly pressing Little Xibei under her, Lin Zaozao skillfully started stripping off his clothes.
In just a moment, Little Xibei was stripped down to just his big underpants by Lin Zaozao.
Looking at Little Xibei's white underpants, Lin Zaozao narrowed her eyes. She forcibly held back her itchy claws and didn't strip them off.
"Zaozao, you don't need to take off underpants to change clothes." Little Xibei said weakly while holding onto his underpants.
"I know. But Little Xibei, don't you feel your underpants don't match your outer clothes?"
After saying that, Lin Zaozao pointed to the green outer clothes she had thrown to the side.
"Zaozao, underpants are worn inside, they don't need to match colors."
Little Xibei clung tightly to his last piece of clothing, pleading weakly.
"Is that so?"
Lin Zaozao looked again at Little Xibei like a little daughter-in-law. She thought for a moment, then turned and took out a big red pair of panties from her wardrobe, enthusiastically introducing them to Little Xibei.
"Little Xibei, red underpants with a green outer coat is simply a perfect match. Why don't we switch? I guarantee that as soon as you put on these red underpants, you'll definitely be the most handsome!"
Looking at the big red underpants waving in front of his eyes, Little Xibei's eyes were filled with reluctance.
Was his Zaozao being too enthusiastic?
Her smiling appearance now looked so scary to him!
"Zaozao, haven't you heard this saying before? Red with green, dressed like a rogue."
"Wrong, wrong, wrong. The correct saying is, red with green, beauty overflowing."
Lin Zaozao shook the big red underpants in her hand and continued asking,
"Little Xibei, you're not willing to change?"
"Not willing. Zaozao, we've been in this room too long, it's not good for your reputation."
"How is it not good? Didn't you say you were my little husband? A wife and her own husband being intimate in a room, what could others say?"
After saying that, Lin Zaozao pounced at Little Xibei's underpants like a vicious tiger.
"Zaozao, I'll change them myself, okay?" Little Xibei clung tightly to his last piece of clothing, begging weakly.
"Little Xibei, as your wife I'm actually quite willing to change your underpants for you."
"No need, no need, I'll do it myself."
Little Xibei pushed away Lin Zaozao's hands and took the big red underpants from her, quickly heading behind the screen.
As soon as he had just changed into the big red underpants and turned his head, he saw Lin Zaozao crouching on top of the screen.
"Little Xibei..."
"Wha, what is it?"
"I just discovered you have a peach bottom, your butt looks so sexy! Much rounder than others'."
Little Xibei: "......"
The room was silent for a moment before Little Xibei slowly swallowed his saliva and gradually regained his ability to speak coherently, enunciating each word:
"Zaozao, whose else's - that, butt, have you seen...?"
"Not many. Let me count, Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan those two brats don't count. They have no meat on them, nothing worth looking at.
But I've seen Ji Fantian, Ruo Qiu and Xiao Taohua completely naked. I peeked a glance at Gu Shan, didn't see clearly.
I was blocked too tightly by Ye Yi and Muyong Haifang, couldn't see no matter how many times I tried."
"Zaozao, actually, you don't have to secretly look, you can..."
Before Little Xibei could finish speaking, Lin Zaozao rested her chin on the screen and continued:
"I know, are you going to say I can openly look right? But I want to look, yet they don't let me look openly!
You say, as the wife I'm living too purely. There are several beautiful little husbands at home, yet I'm living the life of an old nun. It's really too miserable!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's sophistry, Little Xibei closed his eyes and completely gave up on reasoning with her.
Wasn't his Zaozao supposed to be a cute and lovely young lady? How did she become a female rogue now?
When Little Xibei regained his senses, Lin Zaozao had already walked to his side and pulled him out by the hand.
"Little Xibei, will you wear these clothes yourself or shall I put them on you?"
Lin Zaozao pointed to the green clothes draped over the chair and asked.
"Zaozao, don't trouble yourself, I'll wear them myself."
Little Xibei glanced at Lin Zaozao, who was sitting on the chair staring straight at him. He put on the clothes in no time.
Except that the pants were a bit too big, and the clothes were a little too loose, everything else was fine!
"Little Xibei, are the pants too big?"
"It's okay, I can just tie a knot myself."
"No no, tying a knot in the pants would look so ugly!"
Lin Zaozao quickly grabbed a gold-studded belt that she had prepared, went to Little Xibei and ignored his objection to start tying the belt around his slender waist.
After tying a beautiful bow on Little Xibei's waist, Lin Zaozao focused her attention back to Little Xibei's head.
Such beautiful hair, but only a broken wooden hairpin in it. Little Xibei really looked too shabby as the National Teacher.
"Little Xibei, come, sit down."
After pressing Little Xibei into the chair, Lin Zaozao picked up the thickest and heaviest gold hairpin from the dressing table and stuck it directly into Little Xibei's head.
As for the wooden hairpin in his hair, it was ruthlessly thrown onto the dressing table by Lin Zaozao.
"You know, this broken piece of wood looks quite heavy."
Little Xibei glanced at the "broken" hairpin on the table. It was thousand-year-old agarwood worth a fortune even in a tiny amount.
Now in the eyes of the little fatty, it wasn't even worth a piece of gold.
Little Xibei touched the big gold hairpin on his head and looked in the bronze mirror. To be honest, his outfit now looked extremely vulgar.
There was no trace left of his former ethereal and otherworldly temperament. He looked more like a country squire who had accidentally come into a large fortune.
However, when Little Xibei looked at Lin Zaozao's outfit - that of a rich man's wife - he nodded with satisfaction at his own attire.
The two of them, one a country squire, the other a rich man's wife, were a match made in heaven.
Perfectly suited!