Tokyo: Rabbit Officer and Her Evil Partner-Chapter 786 - 478: The Charm of Editing_3
In the next second, Minamoto Tamako heard a burst of laughter from the next room and joined in with a hearty laugh. Fushimi Roku immediately stood up, wanting to bang on the wall to ask Kazama Tatsuya next door to quiet down, but then he thought it was embarrassing, so he sat back on the sofa sulking.
’My script is of a good criminal police! Works diligently, deduces precisely, solves cases brilliantly, everyone likes me... It looks really great.’
’No no no no no no no, this isn’t right, definitely the show crew got it wrong.’
As soon as he finished speaking, another burst of laughter came from the next room. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚
Fushimi Roku couldn’t stand it, he pretended to stretch and grumbled about being hot, ran to the bathroom to shower, splashed cold water on his head to calm down.
Hmm, his plan had no problem, the show crafted an image of a bad criminal police. Though it differed slightly from what he imagined, overall it was within his plan.
Unless something unexpected happens, the criminal would likely target him.
Yes, say that once outside.
Fushimi Roku thought of the excuse ’entering the game personally’, planning to claim all scenes on the show were his own facade, thereby creating an image of ’forbearing advisor hunting criminals’.
"Minamoto Tamako is on the first level, you and the show crew are on the second level, actually I’m on the third level." Fushimi Roku almost convinced himself.
Satisfied, he turned off the water tap, returned to the living room to watch TV.
However, Fushimi Roku had yet to realize the gravity of the situation. It was a two-hour-long reality show, the previous five minutes were just an appetizer.
’In order to investigate the case, I have to visit various places every day, look into the deceased’s social circle, and screen suspicious suspects...’ Fushimi Roku said to the camera.
Then the screen changed, the show crew secretly filmed Fushimi Roku buying the ’Zelda’ game disc on a workday.
"I just stay home watching TV every day, sometimes playing games with my seven or eight-year-old sister, apart from eating and drinking, it’s just having fun..." Minamoto Tamako said to the camera.
The screen changed again, the show crew secretly filmed Minamoto Tamako being heckled by the Yamaguchi Group, still persisting with questioning.
"As everyone knows, I have always set famous detective and police chief as my lifelong goal, pursuing justice is my life credo..." Fushimi Roku posed with arms crossed in front of the camera.
The screen switched to Fushimi Roku chasing an ice cream truck, just to buy the limited seasonal flavor of ice cream scoops.
"Everyone knows that I’m the criminal police who skips most work and takes the most leave in the department, my life motto is dragging a day if I can..." Minamoto Tamako puffed on an empty pipe attempting to look tough.
Frames were continuously switched, showing Minamoto Tamako clocking in punctually every day, working overtime and tirelessly investigating cases.
Finally, at the end of the show, the screen split into two, comparing Fushimi Roku and Minamoto Tamako:
"I’m Fushimi Roku, a criminal police uninterested in money and power, my daily life is filled with work. Honestly, a day without investigating makes me uneasy."
"I’m Minamoto Tamako, a lavish second-generation rich fond of soaking feet in red wine, my daily life is being a parasite in the Police Department. Frankly, working even a day makes me feel worse than death."
Laughter from next door pierced the night, and even Taira Sakurako’s poker face almost got cured, Fushimi Roku even heard coughing and the sound of panting ’hah hah’.
...
Early the next morning, the names "Fushimi Roku" and "Minamoto Tamako" rushed to the top of Tokyo entertainment news.
—— "The Most Trashy Boyfriend in History · King of Police Department Parasites"
—— "Perfect Girlfriend in Dreams · Foolish Beauty Heiress"
