Toriko: Gourmet Chat Group-Chapter 368 - 367: Extra: One-shio-ni (Together)

Chapter 367: Extra: One-shio-ni (Together)

After Kenji discovered the Ultimate Ingredient, the attitude of the Gourmet Gods did a complete 180.

"Sigh... you guys really made me suffer... wait, no, made us suffer."

"One more thing... what the heck is this golden toilet?"

Kenji pointed at the massive throne made of pure gold, his eyebrow twitching. He could barely accept being the Gourmet Emperor, but this Golden Throne (Golden Toilet) gave him an inexplicable sense of deja vu.

Besides, why was the Golden Throne emitting a black aura that looked like it could devour everything?

"This is not a toilet. It is the Gourmet Throne, forged from Black Hole Gold mined from a Gourmet Black Hole. This special material is extremely rare, a symbol of status and power," Old Black explained.

"Pass. I have no interest."

Kenji shook his head and refused. He had absolutely no desire to sit on that throne. It was too weird.

Although few men could refuse the mandate of "Receive the Mandate of Heaven, Live Long and Prosper," this throne had no practical use and was different from being an Emperor.

"I recommend someone else. Zongeh. Just call him the King of Food Luck," Kenji pointed at Zongeh.

"Hahahaha! It’s the finale extra Chapter, and someone finally got my name right!" Zongeh laughed happily, almost dancing.

He had lost count of how many times he’d been called "Zombie." It was like trying to remember how many breads he’d eaten.

Hey, hey! Breaking the fourth wall!

Kenji’s mouth twitched. Did you just say something incredible?

The Gourmet Gods’ eyes flickered, and they left to discuss.

After leaving the Final Land, Kenji went straight to the Space Food Pantry. Many unknown ingredients slumbered there, and new ingredients were being born.

The Ultimate Ingredient, [Imagination], was connected to the Space Food Pantry.

The Space Food Pantry was very close to the Final Land, just located in a different dimension.

"Dad, leave the ’Starry Sky Road’ for the wedding to me. You can rest easy," Shi-kun said, patting his chest with extreme seriousness.

When things seem abnormal, there must be a demon. Kenji actually didn’t believe him.

He knew exactly how "filial" his son was. He felt like the kid was going to pull a big one on him.

In fact, Shi-kun did plan something different. He had done his research... it had to be fun.

As for who would have fun and who would die of embarrassment... Kenji shouldn’t worry about that.

It was all for the sake of joy. He would control the degree; he wouldn’t go too far. This was definitely not revenge.

"Son, you’ve grown up. I’m so proud of you," Kenji showed a gratified fatherly expression.

Son, if you really pull something... don’t blame me for what I do later.

Shi-kun’s mouth twitched. Thanks to you, Dad, my childhood was very complete.

Stir-fried meat with Seven Wolves... chased by a jeep... launched into space... non-stop free-fall...

Such a "loving father and filial son." Elysia and the others found it amusing.

This father and son had so many schemes, all used on each other. A perfect pair of frenemies.

[Crash-Test Pilot]: "Kenji, you still need a groomsmen team for your wedding, right? Do you have everyone?"

[Star Forger]: "Haven’t started looking yet."

[Crash-Test Pilot]: "You were a partner at my wedding. Now I’ll be your groomsman. Need me?"

(Traditional customs say ’joy clashes with joy,’ so groomsmen/bridesmaids are usually unmarried. But in modern views, married groomsmen are fine if they are close friends. Young people accept it.)

[Star Forger]: "Of course! But I have a small request... Could you transform into Ultraman Tiga to be the groomsman?"

[Crash-Test Pilot]: "Uh... sure."

Daigo scratched his head. It wasn’t impossible, just a bit... weird.

[Tsukasa Kadoya]: "If we’re transforming, I can do it too. I can even change into different Kamen Riders."

[Oxer Slaughter Machine]: "Count me in."

[Stank]: "My armor hasn’t seen action lately; it’s getting rusty. Let me know the date in advance."

[Star Forger]: "All of you come. Now is the time I need you."

The chat group members were truly touching. Kenji didn’t care about the number of people; the venue was definitely big enough. The livelier, the better.

The wedding preparations were fast. Kenji was inevitably a bit nervous, but he lacked for nothing now.

"You brat... since Miyabi likes you... if you dare bully her, I’m not done with you," Souichiro Hoshimi looked at Kenji’s partners, his mouth twitching wildly.

"Father-in-law, don’t worry."

Kenji laughed awkwardly. Although his strength far exceeded Souichiro Hoshimi’s, the "Father-in-law Pressure" was still strong.

"Hehe, Little Elysia is getting married too. Time waits for no one," Cocolia (Elysia’s caretaker) teased with a smile.

Cocolia was a very gentle woman, the director of the orphanage who raised Elysia.

"Mama Cocolia, you’re not old at all! And I won’t let you get old."

Elysia hugged Cocolia’s arm. She had plenty of ways to make Cocolia younger.

Cocolia smiled, looking gently at Anya-kun. It made her nostalgic, thinking of Elysia when she was little.

"Elysia... have you gained weight?"

Crack...

In that moment, a pink piggy shattered lightly. Only the words "gained weight" looped in her mind.

Mobius laughed so hard she slapped her thigh.

This time, she didn’t say it. It was someone with even more authority.

Elysia, you gained weight again.

"Ruan Mei... why did you invite me to your wedding?" Big Herta whispered.

Ruan Mei had said "together" before, and Herta had been confused for days, her genius brain crashing.

"Didn’t we say it?" Ruan Mei smiled.

"Say what?"

Big Herta didn’t remember. They had said too many things. Who knew which sentence she meant?

"Didn’t we say we’d be ’One-shio-ni’ (Together) sisters?" Ruan Mei said.

One-shio-ni?

Big Herta’s mouth twitched. It was "One-shio-ni," but something felt wrong.

Marrying Kenji ’together’... is that what ’One-shio-ni sisters’ means?

She didn’t hate Kenji... actually, no, she hated him a little. Ever since Ruan Mei got together with Kenji, her chats with Ruan Mei had decreased.

"What? Is it wrong?"

"It’s absolutely right♪."

"Herta, count me in too! Let’s be ’One-shio-ni’ sisters together♪!" Elysia activated her unlimited teleport ability and hugged Big Herta’s arm. 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺

Big Herta: "..."

Being wrapped in soft, fragrant warmth was enjoyment for others, but for her, it was torture.

"Pfft..."

Ruan Mei instantly understood Big Herta’s psychological state and couldn’t help but giggle, barely managing to stop.

"Ruan Mei, what are you laughing at?"

Big Herta’s face darkened. Is this what ’One-shio-ni sisters’ are like?

"I thought of something happy."

"What happy thing?"

Ruan Mei held back her laughter: "I’m getting married."

"Hahaha♪"

Elysia couldn’t help but laugh too, covering her face with her hands.

Big Herta: "What are you laughing at?"

Elysia held back her laughter: "I’m getting married too♪."

Big Herta blurted out: "Is your husband the same person?"

Elysia/Ruan Mei (holding back laughter): "Pfft... Yes, yes."

"Enough! You guys are bullying me! I’ve tolerated you for a long time!" Big Herta’s face turned red, her spirits high (with anger).

"Big Herta, we are professionally trained. No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh... unless we can’t help it..."

"BWAHAHAHA..."

Poor Big Herta could only turn red in the face. Wuwuwu, so pitiful~