University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 256 - 222: If You Eat These, Will You Really Have Pink Ashes After Death?
Chen Mu nodded, "Sure."
Su Bingbing's eyes lit up again.
Chen Mu: "Keep eating for a few more years, and you can send yourself to the crematorium."
Su Bingbing: "!!!"
Su Bingbing: "Why is that?"
Chen Mu: "It's similar to the principle of pink ashes, with excessive phosphorus in the body, you might end up with kidney failure, leading to death."
Su Bingbing: "!!!"
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"Help! Last night, my wife stayed up all night just to study blue and pink ashes?"
"Isn't it good to live a healthy life? Why do you have to research the color of your ashes?"
"I really can't figure out what my wife is thinking this time..."
"I'm curious, did my wife only study blue and pink ashes?"
"Maybe, blue and pink sound pretty, my wife just likes all kinds of pretty things, doesn't she?"
"From what I know about my wife, she might have checked out many other weird colors too..."
"..."
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Su Bingbing looked at Chen Mu with a somewhat inexplicable gaze.
Took a deep breath.
In her heart.
Silently cheered herself on.
Opened her mouth again, and asked, "Dr. Chen..."
"Then what if..."
This time.
Even before Su Bingbing finished her sentence, Chen Mu interrupted impatiently.
Chen Mu: "There aren't that many 'what ifs.'"
"If the color of your ashes is different from others, besides being caused by phosphate during cremation, the biggest possibility is an excess of some trace elements in your body."
"And the excess of trace elements is most likely the cause of death."
Su Bingbing: "Hiss!"
Chen Mu raised his hand and tapped Su Bingbing's forehead: "Stop looking into these things in the evenings, why are you so fixated on having pink ashes?"
"After you die, will someone really open your urn to look at your ashes?"
"If you really like pink, can't you just buy a pink urn?"
Su Bingbing nodded in agreement: "Makes sense, I'll take a look later..."
Suddenly!
Su Bingbing's brain short-circuited for a moment.
Suddenly looked up, a bit angrily at Chen Mu.
As expected.
Inevitably, saw the man's teasing gaze.
Su Bingbing was instantly angry: "I'm still alive and well, why would I need to pick an urn?!"
Chen Mu shrugged: "Yeah, you are alive and well, so why choose pink ashes?"
Su Bingbing: "..."
Seriously!
You make a good point!
At this moment, Su Bingbing was indeed embarrassed, yet couldn't find a word to refute it.
Could only look at Chen Mu angrily.
Zheng Xin was watching the fun over there for quite a while.
Stood up.
Smiled and patted Chen Mu's shoulder: "Just a brief report on last night's work, and I'll head back."
Chen Mu nodded: "Alright."
Zheng Xin: "Although the cases last night were bizarre, none were too difficult."
"Basically, you can see what kind of antics these fragile college students got up to yesterday in your own medical records."
Chen Mu nodded.
Zheng Xin continued: "I particularly want to tell you about Yan Zhi."
"She's now hospitalized for treatment at Hai City University of Traditional Medicine Affiliated Hospital."
Chen Mu frowned slightly: "Wasn't it mentioned before about going to a hospital in the Imperial Capital?"
"Or have the professors found the cause of the illness?"
Zheng Xin nodded with a smile: "Yes, they found the cause."
"I tell you, this community is just surprisingly small."
"Last night, Professor Zhang San asked who the specialist Yan Zhi registered with, and when Yan Zhi mentioned the name, it happened to be Professor Zhang San's fellow pupil."
"Professor Zhang San helped Yan Zhi cut some corners and got that specialist to conduct a consultation online last night."
"The treatment plan is already out, and she's directly going for treatment now."
Chen Mu nodded, "That's not too bad."
Zheng Xin yawned: "Today during the day I won't be around here, I'll come back in the evening to take over your shift!"
"Also."
"Last night, we divided the graduate students who came to learn into day and night shifts."
"So during the day, you can use these graduate students without worry, they won't be exhausted!"
Leaving these words.
Zheng Xin waved his hand rather dashingly.
Strolled away.
Chen Mu himself took a stroll upstairs, and almost all the students visiting for medical consultations were being attended to by intern doctors.
Watching everything unfold before him.
Chen Mu nodded in satisfaction, this is what a campus hospital should look like!
Unlike before.
Having only him as the on-duty campus doctor, what was that even?
Chen Mu acted like a small leader.
Contentedly inspecting his domain.
Suddenly.
Su Bingbing gently poked Chen Mu from behind: "Dr. Chen, I think I saw a familiar face..."
Familiar face?!
Upon hearing these three words, Chen Mu's body instantly tensed up.
Swiftly turned around.
And walked in the opposite direction.
But...
It was already too late!
Since Su Bingbing could see the other person, how could that person not see him?
"Hey! Dr. Chen, why are you running?"
"My relative is already hospitalized, and now receiving proper treatment."
"As instructed by the family elder, I specially bought breakfast for you, Dr. Chen, to thank you!"
After a night, He Congming's voice was much better.
Even though it still sounded a bit hoarse.
But at least he could speak normally.
Chen Mu silently looked at He Congming in front of him, thinking to himself.
The soil of Hai City University.
Is damn magical!
Regarding the whole Hai City University, maybe this guy in front of him is the best at creating mischief.
Yet, ironically.
He Congming is all bark and no bite.
Swallowing fire, eating rat poison.
Every prank seems outrageous, but this guy always manages to come to the campus hospital in time.
Resulting in.
Even now.
Yet he still appears in front of him alive and kicking.
Every time Chen Mu sees He Congming, he can't help but frown, not taking the breakfast He Congming offered, but saying, "He Congming, there's a school rule that I can't just accept things from students."
"Oh, is that so..."
He Congming raised his eyebrows.
Opened the payment code on his phone: "Dr. Chen, care to pay me thirty-five point eight yuan?"
"If you transfer the money to me, it doesn't count as you accepting something from me, right?"
Chen Mu's forehead twitched with frustration.
Damn, you really are clever!
Opening the bag He Congming handed over, Chen Mu took a glance inside.
Straight away his whole demeanor changed, as he took out a small box of sandwiches, "Just this little thing, for thirty-five point eight?"
He Congming nodded: "Yeah!"
"I'm thanking you, Dr. Chen, for helping our family, so I chose a pricier shop on purpose!"
Chen Mu returned the sandwich to He Congming: "Eat it yourself, my salary is modest, I can't afford it."
"Oh, is that so..."
He Congming quickly accepted Chen Mu's explanation, and unpacked the sandwich right in front of Chen Mu.
Took a bite: "Hmm, tastes like money..."
Chen Mu: "..."
After yesterday.
Chen Mu now somewhat believed in divine intervention, wanting to walk around the sight of He Congming.
Raising a wrist without a watch, pretending to check the time, "Oh no! I seem to have other things to do..."
"Wait! Dr. Chen, I have other things!"
"Dr. Chen, I'm here for a consultation!"
Hearing He Congming's voice, as Chen Mu turned away, he almost stumbled.
Fortunately, Su Bingbing quickly reacted, preventing Chen Mu from actually falling.
Chen Mu took a deep breath, turned to look at He Congming, almost gritting his teeth: "Should I give you a VIP at the campus hospital?"
He Congming seriously pondered for a moment, "But what's the benefit of this VIP?"
Chen Mu: "???"
He Congming: "Our campus hospital charges nothing for consultations, so what does VIP mean..."
He Congming thought for a while.
Looked at Chen Mu again, even with eyes twinkling with stars: "Dr. Chen, if I'm not mistaken!"
"A VIP at the campus hospital probably means being rewarded for coming to see the doctor, right?"
Chen Mu: "???"
He Congming successfully convinced himself: "Our unique ways of falling ill might even contribute to modern medicine, Dr. Chen, can I become a VIP today?"
Chen Mu was furious: "What is wrong with you now? If you're sick, get treated, if not, go back to class!"
He Congming squatted down, started taking off his shoes...
