University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 416 - 343: Eating Raw Pig Feed? You’re Tougher Than a Pig!
"Could you please repeat that? What exactly did our students eat to gain weight?"
Secretary Lu raised his hand, scratching his ear.
Looking at the man in the cap, his expression was filled with disbelief.
If he didn’t know better.
During the course of the investigation, the man in the cap never joked around.
Secretary Lu might have thought this was a prank targeted at him.
After all.
Someone was telling him.
A college student, who got into university, willingly ate pig feed without being forced?
Anyone with a slightly normal mind wouldn’t do that, right?
As the group of people stood there with strange expressions.
A familiar voice suddenly piped up next to Chen Mu: "Well... pig feed, can be eaten by humans too, right..."
Pig feed can also be eaten by humans?
You brat!
Look me in the eye and say that again!
Chen Mu’s face twisted as he instinctively sought out the voice.
But when Chen Mu saw the face of the speaker, he fell into a brief silence.
It was He Congming...
Well, that explains it.
Chen Mu instinctively wasn’t interested in dealing with this guy.
But after taking two steps forward, he couldn’t help but stop.
He turned to look at He Congming.
Chen Mu: "He Congming."
He Congming: "What is it, Dr. Chen?"
Chen Mu looked a bit complicated, "Did you buy pig feed online these past two days?"
He Congming: "Huh?"
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"Hahahahaha!!! Dr. Chen’s reaction was just like mine. When I heard the man in the cap say someone at Hai City University was buying pig feed to eat, my first reaction was, could it be Da Congming?"
"I think the other passive students at Hai City University have decent IQs, but He Congming is an exception."
"Passive students are one thing, Da Congming is another."
"The key is, that sentence he said could also be misleading, he said pig feed can also be eaten by humans..."
"Even if the pig feed wasn’t eaten by Da Congming, this incident might have piqued his curiosity. I advise Hai City University to give Da Congming some psychological counseling, just in case he does eat it."
"I want to hear Da Congming’s twisted reasoning."
"..."
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Facing He Congming’s still confused expression.
Chen Mu kindly reminded, "You just said humans can eat pig feed, so I thought you bought some..."
He Congming shook his head, "That stuff might not taste good."
"But Dr. Chen, I really think humans can eat pig feed!"
Who knows if there’s some peculiar fascination pulling him in.
As soon as He Congming saw Chen Mu.
His desire to share overflowed.
He seriously opened his mouth to share, "Dr. Chen, let me break down the logic for you."
"You see, pigs eat pig feed, people eat pigs, so by that logic, don’t humans indirectly eat pig feed?"
Chen Mu snorted, "Humans eat vegetables, growing vegetables requires pesticides, so, He Congming, do you think humans can drink pesticides?"
He Congming shook his head, "Dr. Chen, that’s different..."
Chen Mu snorted, "But I’m illustrating based on your logic, is there really a difference here?"
"It seems the logic is indeed the same?" He Congming awkwardly scratched his head.
His expression.
Was full of undisguised bewilderment.
Chen Mu snorted, "So keep your twisted logic to yourself, even if curiosity gets the better of you, don’t try pig feed, it’s not for humans to eat."
The man in the cap, who went upstairs with them, heard Chen Mu’s overly serious tone.
And looked at He Congming’s pitiful expression.
He opened his mouth to explain for He Congming, "This student might just be curious, you don’t need to be so serious."
"Besides, college students nowadays should have basic knowledge and know that pig feed is for pigs..."
The man in the cap spoke well.
But was still helplessly interrupted by Chen Mu, "Have you forgotten the reason you came to Hai City University on duty?"
The man in the cap was immediately at a loss for words: "..."
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"Man in the cap: Even stupid students wouldn’t eat pig feed."
"Passive student: Not only did I eat pig feed, but if this pig feed doesn’t make me fat, I’ll leave you a bad review!"
"Thinking about it now, even that Taobao seller probably never thought they’d end up making such a sale before meeting this passive student."
"But didn’t they suspect anything when they sent pig feed to Hai City University?"
"Students from Hai City University quietly raised their hands; I have a senior from the Agriculture College, and last semester’s final project was raising pigs, so someone in our school really did buy pig feed..."
"Suddenly remembered the joke online about someone eating the school’s chicken, and it turned out that chicken was someone else’s final project, leaving the poor student who stole the chicken failing the course..."
"..."
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"Alright, let’s go see the student who ate the pig feed; I’m really concerned about him!"
The man in the cap’s steps became a bit disoriented.
What on earth was going on at Hai City University?
Why did it feel so strange here?
"It should be this one."
According to the coordinates, they found the student dormitory.
Before going in.
To avoid disturbing the patient’s roommates, the man in the cap knocked on the door.
But no one answered.
Chen Mu, unable to wait any longer, with a grim face, pushed open the dormitory door.
As soon as the door opened.
He saw that there was only one boy in the dormitory, the others were absent.
The boy was lying on the floor, pale and clutching his stomach, barely conscious.
Chen Mu rushed to the boy’s side to take his pulse.
Su Bingbing didn’t dare delay.
She opened Chen Mu’s medical kit, sterilized the Silver Needle, and handed it to Chen Mu.
"Secretary Lu, could you please help check what the pig feed looks like."
When Chen Mu entered, he noticed a woven bag on the balcony.
Probably the legendary pig feed.
"Alright." Secretary Lu sighed.
He walked quickly to the pig feed, grabbed a handful, and brought it to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, look at this..."
Chen Mu took a quick look.
He could roughly judge that it was grain feed with some added additives.
Some unhulled wheat, compressed and mixed with additives.
Chen Mu opened the passive student’s mouth, and could still see the feed that hadn’t been swallowed.
With tweezers, he picked out the unswallowed feed from the student’s mouth.
Chen Mu scrutinized it for a few seconds, then said helplessly, "This fool, ate it raw..."
"What else?" He Congming slipped in at some point.
Chen Mu pointed at the pig feed, "Even for pigs, farmers cook the feed in large pots and add some vegetables for boiling."
"Simply put, the pigs eat cooked, but the patient ate raw."
He Congming: "Huh?"
