Urban Cultivation with a Demonic System-Chapter 38: Big Brother, You Don’t Want Anyone to Know You’re a Demon Either, Right?
But speaking of which, this white-haired Lolita seems harmless, but as Su Yuan knew, many big shots in the Cultivation Realm have all kinds of quirks.
Some dress as beggars in disguise, some are men dressing as women or vice versa.
Such scenarios often appear in the news.
Perhaps this white-haired Lolita is some righteous old freak pretending to be young, deliberately transforming like this.
Thinking of this, Su Yuan became a bit more cautious, and asked:
"Little girl, how did you get here? Where are your parents?"
The white-haired Lolita showed no expression, as if she hadn’t heard.
Su Yuan tentatively asked again, "Could you be a child from a teacher’s family?"
The white-haired Lolita tilted her little head, after thinking for a few seconds, she gently nodded.
"Phew—"
Su Yuan immediately breathed a sigh of relief, case solved, he was just overthinking.
System, your credibility is now in the negatives with me, I will never believe half a word you say again!
This little Lolita is not some righteous old monster in disguise; it’s likely just a teacher had something to deal with and had to bring their child to the school.
In that case, I absolutely can’t let this white-haired Lolita slip away; I must do some things that only a strange old man would do to her.
Otherwise, how will I complete that bizarre system task?
"Have you had lunch? Big brother here has something tasty!"
Su Yuan rubbed his hands together, trying hard to present the image of a kind neighborhood big brother, and said with a smile.
White-haired Lolita: "..."
Even though I didn’t show the slightest abnormality, I still got targeted? Could it be he’s coveting my body?
What an evil demon!
But... that makes it interesting.
Her beautiful eyes shifted slightly, landing on the Dragon Scale Roasted Goose next to Su Yuan, which had half of its body carved off.
At the moment, the left half of the goose was perfectly intact, while the right half had already become a bare skeleton without any trace of meat, which was not enticing but rather inexplicably eerie.
In her perspective, the soul of the roasted goose was firmly pinned inside the goose, a hideous demonic Qi emitting without concealment.
"Using such a bizarre Demonic Path Technique to make food, what is this demon’s intention? Could it be he’s experimenting evil techniques on the Spirit Beast first, then using it on humans?"
The white-haired Lolita pondered deeply.
And this scene in Su Yuan’s eyes, was apparently this little Lolita being extremely hungry, her attention captured by the glistening roasted goose.
He intended to gain gold coins from the white-haired Lolita, so without hesitation, he waved his hand and said:
"Want some roasted goose, right? Big brother will treat you!"
Saying so, Su Yuan gently shook the Soul Summoning Bell in his hand, making the knife in the goose’s hand dance, soon slicing a plate of evenly sliced goose meat.
Su Yuan held the goose meat in one hand and carried his large bowl of food with the other out of the serving window.
Chen Nuoyi placed her own platter of food on the dining table, then went to the kitchen to get a small serving of food for the white-haired Lolita’s lunch.
As she passed by the white-haired Lolita who was still standing at the window motionless, Chen Nuoyi kindly picked up the little girl.
The white-haired Lolita’s gaze was forcibly drawn to Chen Nuoyi, her golden eyes unapologetically scrutinizing the girl’s pretty face, then darkly shaking her head, thinking:
"This woman is no longer salvageable, she’s been completely corrupted and fallen by that demon."
It must be said, the demonic scenery within the cafeteria was several times more horrifying than she had imagined.
That demon was actually carving up a sentient evil corpse and distributing it to all those students from the Righteous Dao to eat!
It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say this was a ferocious invasion by the Demon Dao on the Righteous Dao.
Thinking this, the white-haired Lolita was already placed on a stool by Chen Nuoyi, wedged between Su Yuan and Chen Nuoyi.
Aside from the different hair color, they almost seemed like a family of three.
Su Yuan picked up a piece of goose meat and offered it, gently saying:
"This is fragrant goose meat, go ahead and eat."
However, while the goose meat appeared tempting to others, in the eyes of the white-haired Lolita, it was a strange piece of meat emitting an evil aura.
Facing the evil food prepared by the demon that was at her mouth, the white-haired Lolita fell silent.
Just when Su Yuan was worried that the girl might be shy, suddenly, he noticed this little Lolita’s mouth, which had been pursed tightly, curve into an amused arc.
She abruptly opened her cherry mouth, leaning forward to bite into the evil meat in front of her, her pretty face even showing a faint blush of excitement.
Only Su Yuan could see on the system panel that his survival probability in the "Alive" task suddenly skyrocketed to 99%!
What! So this little mute Lolita is actually a foodie?
Su Yuan couldn’t help but marvel in his heart; this task is way too easy.
But just when the girl was about to close her mouth and completely swallow the goose meat, Su Yuan’s heart suddenly skipped a beat. Like lightning, his hand with the chopsticks snapped back, directly pulling the goose meat away.
Click—
With a delicate click of teeth against air, the white-haired Lolita ate nothing.
Su Yuan, still shaken, patted his chest, shoving the goose meat on his chopsticks into his own mouth, mumbling:
"I almost forgot you’re just a little girl who hasn’t started Cultivation, eating Spirit Beast meat at the Qi Cultivation Sixth Layer might be too much for you, and could even cause your body to explode."
With that, Su Yuan warmly picked up the little Lolita’s meal plate:
"You eat this, little girl. Eating normal food will fill you up too."
White-haired Lolita: "..."
She turned her head, staring intently at Su Yuan, the whites of her golden eyes instantly filled with web-like crimson blood vessels.
On Su Yuan’s system panel, the shown survival probability instantly plummeted to... 0.01%! 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮
What the heck! What’s going on!
Seeing the change in survival probability, Su Yuan was dumbfounded. He hurriedly looked to the white-haired Lolita in front of him, directly meeting her man-eating gaze.
An overwhelming sense of crisis surged from Su Yuan’s heart, causing him to feel as if every inch of his body and soul was pierced by needles.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
This white-haired Lolita is not right!
Although I can’t feel an ounce of Cultivation from her, it’s as if she could finish me in one move!
System bro! So your task description wasn’t a single joke this time!
I actually prefer your previous nonsense; could you revert?
"Su Yuan, what’s the matter?"
From the side, Chen Nuoyi noticed Su Yuan’s suddenly stiff body and inquired.
And along with Chen Nuoyi breaking the combative atmosphere, the pressure on Su Yuan’s body drastically reduced, and the survival probability rose to ten percent.
Before Su Yuan could catch his breath, the white-haired Lolita’s crisp voice rang out:
"Big brother, I want to go to the toilet."
Su Yuan: "..."
Is this terrifying Righteous Dao expert preparing to do me in a place without surveillance?
Su Yuan swallowed, dryly chuckling:
"It’s inappropriate for men and women to touch, why not have Sister Chen accompany you..."
"Hmm?"
The white-haired Lolita snorted discontentedly.
"Alright, let’s go."
Su Yuan, guided by his instinct, took the little Lolita to the restroom outside the cafeteria.
Classes were about to start, so there weren’t many people in the restroom.
The white-haired Lolita stopped at an empty washbasin, turned around with her hands behind her back, facing Su Yuan.
The next second, this seemingly innocent and flawless white-haired Lolita, born to be cherished in the hearts of all in the Celestial Dynasty, suddenly revealed an evil smile like a mischievous imp and said:
"Big brother, you don’t want others to know you’re a demon, right?"
Su Yuan: "..."
Hold on, aren’t I the demon? How come you’re using my lines?
