When the Doctor Uses A Hack-Chapter 617: The Father-in-law Strikes Hard! (Sixth Update, Please Subscribe)
In the emergency department of the Provincial Second Hospital.
Wang Qian walked into the office with a look of grievance and sighed, "Ever since my family started that ’Happy Family’ WeChat group, I haven’t felt joyful at all!"
Qin Yue responded with a smile, "My family is all about ’Loving and Caring’, but since last year, it’s turned into a ’Matchmaking and Mutual Aid Group’. Every day my seven aunts and eight great-aunts bombard me with other people’s resumes, making me feel like I’m an HR."
When Chen Cang heard this, he suddenly glared, eyes locked onto Qin Yue intensely.
I wasn’t ready yet, and you’re already thinking of cheating on me?
Qin Yue gave Chen Cang a sidelong glance, full of triumph!
Chen Cang immediately became furious, This little missy, itching for a spanking, huh?
Wait until we’re off work, I’m going to properly sort her out today.
Luo Zhou chuckled, "That’s still better than the ’Pinduoduo Mutual Aid Group’ at my home. Now, every night when I lie in bed, the first thing I do is haggle prices."
Wang Qian shook his head, "You don’t know, my aunt is something else!"
Everyone looked over as Wang Qian lamented, "My aunt is our An Yang city’s Madame Curie!"
At this, the office’s attention was piqued. Wang Qian sighed, "You don’t know just how amazing my aunt is. She can discover a new carcinogenic substance every single day!"
"That’s made my mom so anxious she doesn’t even know what to cook anymore! Day in and day out it’s just plain soup and bland food; I feel it would be better to have takeout at the hospital."
"What’s more, whatever I like to eat, my aunt declares it carcinogenic. These past few days I’ve been into spicy mix salad, and just yesterday morning, she posted an article in the group about the carcinogenic effects of spicy mix salad!"
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"In short, whatever I like to eat, she comes out saying it can cause cancer, making it so that my eating can’t keep up with the speed of her discoveries!"
"Furthermore, I’ve realized, all of my sources of happiness can cause cancer!"
After listening to this, everyone suddenly burst into laughter!
"Dear aunt! Rock solid proof!"
"I also have an aunt like that!"
"+1!"
It goes without saying that ever since older folks have joined WeChat, public accounts have been on the rise with crazy proliferation, and news catered to their amusement spreads wildly.
This includes some rumors as well.
However, there are both pros and cons, it cannot be generalized as entirely bad or good.
After work, Chen Cang didn’t bother going to Dongda First Hospital and directly pulled Qin Xiaotian into the office.
Chen Cang sat boldly on the bed and said to Qin Xiaotian, "Realize your mistake?"
Qin Yue pouted her lips, squatting by Chen Cang’s side, massaging his leg: "I’m at fault... I was wrong..."
Chen Cang was startled, not bad, quite sensible?
"Where did you go wrong!"
Qin Yue with a look of utter submission: "Wherever you say I went wrong, that’s where I went wrong!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Cang exclaimed, "Ah, behaving so well today?"
Qin Yue giggled and said, "When am I not well-behaved? You should update your contact nickname for me, I am Qin Xiaoguai!"
Chen Cang, who had never enjoyed such treatment, immediately lay sprawled on the bed, squinting his eyes blissfully, "My legs are tired, give me a good massage!"
Qin Yue whispered seductively in Chen Cang’s ear, "Oh? Which leg?"
Chen Cang almost didn’t hold back. This little missy was becoming bolder, "Both are tired, massage both!"
Qin Yue responded, "This humble one understands!"
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Just then, Qin Xiaoyuan and Li Baoshan pushed open the door and walked in.
Qin Yue was squatting to one side massaging Chen Cang, who was lying on the bed with his head buried in the pillow, boasting grandly, "Mmm, that’s better, you’ve got more strength now... keep it up... so good... such a good girl! I’ll buy you candy later!"
Qin Yue cheerfully replied, "Sure thing, master!"
Old Qin happened to witness the scene and was immediately taken aback, his face throbbing with bulging veins.
I don’t even dare to play with my daughter like that, and you, you rascal.
And you... you little wench!
Calling him ’master’!
That’s too shameful!
The thought alone made Old Qin’s head tingle.
Hearing someone enter, Qin Yue turned around and saw Director Li and her dad standing behind her, staring at her dumbfounded.
Her face turned red in an instant, and she quickly got up, sticking out her tongue before running off.
Feeling the absence of movement, Chen Cang was taken aback, "Why did you stop? Keep going, use more force, and massage my glutes, too."
Upon hearing this, Old Qin was about to explode!
Gluteus maximus indeed!
I swear, I’ll cut all 639 muscles in your body, all 60 billion muscle fibers, into pieces!
This is pissing me off.
Upon seeing this, Li Baoshan hurriedly said, "Chen Cang, get up quickly!"
When Chen Cang heard Li Baoshan’s voice, he was instantly stunned, quickly stood up, and as he turned around, he suddenly saw his father-in-law, Dean Qin, standing there, except... his eyes were somewhat red.
Chen Cang was instantly dumbfounded!
He thought to himself, Damn, this is bad.
Where’s Qin Xiaotian?
How could he run away so quickly...
Chen Cang felt like crying without tears.
Li Baoshan cleared his throat, This... should be considered a family matter, right?
I shouldn’t get involved, should I?
Thinking this, Li Baoshan awkwardly said, "I’m going to use the restroom, you guys... have a seat first!"
Having said that, he turned and went out, carefully closing the door behind him.
Chen Cang gave an awkward smile, "Dean Qin... I... It’s just that when I stood up, my gluteus maximus felt a bit swollen!"
Old Qin gritted his teeth, his face fierce yet filled with concern as he said, "Oh... a whole day’s surgery must have been tough, I’ve learned to give massages, lie down, and I’ll press it for you!"
Chen Cang’s face suddenly changed, "That... I couldn’t possibly, it’s too embarrassing, Dean Qin, you’re too kind."
Qin Xiaoyuan said sternly, "Lie down!"
Chen Cang sighed, "Can I not lie down?"
Qin Xiaoyuan remained silent.
Chen Cang had no choice but to lie down, murmuring grievously, "Be gentle!"
Qin Xiaoyuan nodded, squinting and smiling, "Being gentle won’t have any effect..."
"Ouch ouch ouch..."
"It hurts, it hurts!"
"Ah, that’s not the gluteus maximus, that’s..."
Outside, Li Baoshan sighed deeply.
This family, how loving they are!
Dean Qin really has no airs around Xiao Qin, even giving him a massage himself...
Meanwhile, Qin Yue pricked up her ears, listening to what was going on inside, terrified, Chen Cang, hold on!
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When leaving the Provincial Second Hospital, Chen Cang walked towards Dongda First Hospital.
Why not take a car?
Gluteus maximus hurts!
However, Chen Cang suspected that Dean Qin was settling personal scores under the pretense of a massage, as it clearly felt a bit vicious, causing Chen Cang to be uncomfortable no matter how he sat!
This time, Chen Cang was surprised to find that the road to Dongda First Hospital was strangely long.
Qin Yue sent a message, "Does it hurt?"
Chen Cang picked up his phone and sent a gritting teeth emoji, "It doesn’t hurt!"
Qin Yue asked, "Did my dad do anything to you?"
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Chen Cang shook his head, "Hmm, Dean Qin is quite nice, he pressed my gluteus maximus, but, Qin Yue, did Dean Qin also learn massage?"
Qin Yue was taken aback, "No? But I heard from my mom that my dad learned Jeet Kune Do, though I’m not sure if it’s true or not?"
Chen Cang instantly froze, thinking, How come I feel like that wasn’t a massage at all?
F**k me...
No sooner had he spoken than Chen Cang slipped on a banana peel and fell to the ground, immediately feeling an excruciating pain rip through his butt.
Damn it!
Father-in-law, that was way too harsh!
Absolutely no distinction between kin...
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