Xyrin Empire-Chapter 848: Visca Is Very Well-Behaved
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In the morning, Dingdang lay on an apple on the table, looking quite serious. ππΏπ²ππ πππ»πΌπ―ππ.ππΌπΊ
"Ah Jun, I had a nightmare last night. Dingdang feels thereβs something wrong with the world!"
Suddenly, everyone in the room gathered nervously, waiting for Lady Goddess to deliver her decree.
"Dingdang dreamed of being suddenly grabbed and thrown into a bedside cabinet! But when she got up in the morning, Dingdang found herself sleeping on Sandoraβs lamp, so it should be a nightmare..."
"Pfft!" "Pfft!" "Pfft!"
Sandora and I simultaneously burst out laughing, and the third sound was Qianqianβs reaction.
"Why did you laugh?" I tapped Qianqian on the head, and she furrowed her brow in thought: "Oh, I just saw you both laugh and followed alongβI wonder what happened with Ah Jun yesterday, not being honest?"
Sandora and I were left with silly smiles, plus, who says Qianqian is clueless!
How should I say it, using the phrase βinnocence of a childβ to describe God feels so appropriate, should I sympathize with Dingdang a bit?
Even if Lin Xue spends all day teasing me with the title of a harem guy, and our relationship is public, Iβm still pretty thin-skinned, rightβat least theoretically, right? So this meal was quite awkward for me, of course, Sandora remained deserving of taking the initiative; at the table, thereβs nothing that can make the Queen passive.
"Ahem, Ah Jun, take care of your health." After a bit of awkwardness, Big Sister lightly tapped my hand with chopsticks and, slightly blushing, whispered, instantly making me wish Iβd drown in my bowl.
Dingdang was munching her apple, she bit a hole into it, then squeezed half her body inside to eat the soft flesh; surprisingly, her sharp ears heard Big Sisterβs words, immediately lifting her juice-covered little head: "Ah Jun is sick? Dingdang can examine you!"
"Anwina!" I finally couldnβt hold back and called out loudly, "Get me a bigger bowl! Iβll jump in and drown to show my determination!"
At the same time, Lilina was wiping Dingdangβs face with a little cotton ball and teasing, "Alright, alright, weβre all adults here, whatβs there to fuss about. Boss, Iβm full, heading out, might not be back for lunch."
"Where are you going?" I asked curiously, while subtly (I thought) changing the subject.
Lilina tossed her hair flirtatiously, "I signed up for a yoga class..."
I felt my breakfast was all going to burst out!
"Youβre stuffed again?" I tapped Lilinaβs little head with chopsticks, "A few weeks ago, you signed up for Taekwondo, ended up with the coach in the hospital; last week it was swimming, and we had to fish you out of the Southern Indian Ocean, six days ago you said you were interested in Earthβs structure and signed up as a geology volunteer, collapsed four active volcanoes, today those 2012 folks are still clamoring, four days ago you went to Kekexili to protect Tibetan antelopes, which counted as a good deed, now there are fewer poachers there than antelopes because you made the antelopes multiply over a thousand times within a day! If not for Avalonβs emergency diversion, global biologists would all be flocking to Kekexili!"
Lilina held her head in grievance, "A youthful and energetic beauty like me shouldnβt be cooped up at home like a shut-in like you, right? Besides, Iβm mainly maintaining world peace; two days ago I helped those human scientists dig stones at Easter Island..."
Bubbles coughed twice, "I donβt like the implication of that; whatβs wrong with being a shut-in!"
Big Sister then twisted Lilinaβs ear, "Youβre the one who put tight-fitting combat suits under Easter Islandβs statues, with the SSS team insignia on them."
"At least two reinforced companies are cleaning up the messes you make daily."
I shook my head, sighing, and Lilina pouted sadly. I knew sheβd start throwing a tantrum again, so I hurriedly waved my hand, "Go, go, what fun is there for someone barely over a meter to do yoga with a bunch of housewives?"
Turns out Lilina was hooked, and continued tossing her hair flirtatiously, "Women have to learn to perfect themselves, and who says being just over a meter tall means you canβt do yogaβLilina, transform, go!"
With full momentum, the little girl shouted this, and surrounded by a swirl of green light, her body swiftly transformed, gradually becoming a vibrant and radiant young girl no less than 165 cm tall, full of youthful energy shooting in all directions, her face still vaguely resembling Lilina, but she was now clearly in her grown-up form.
"Thanks to Goddess for bestowing me power and the B cup, though small, itβll sufficeβIβm off now!~!~!"
Leaving those words behind, Lilina, having transformed into an 18-year-old girl, disappeared out the door in front of everyoneβs stunned gaze, immersing herself in what might be her new interest, lasting no more than twenty-four hours.
Pandora and Visca both had their eyes wide open, as they just witnessed the terrifying scene of a little loli originally ten centimeters shorter suddenly grow taller, probably a moment later once they realized it, these two little troublemakers would be ready to fight against a certain priest with cannons; thankfully, Dingdangβs words defused the alarm: "Aha, itβs just body transformation, the soul remains at one meter one; itβs not so easy to make a soul taller."
Thus, the two Shorties cooled down.
"Visca, come here, Iβve got something to tell you. Pandora, come over as well."
When Anwina started tidying the table, I waved to the two Shorties, Sandora gave me a glance and nodded lightly.
"Whatβs up, whatβs up?" Despite Qianqian usually having slow reactions, her sixth sense for excitement is unusually sharper than Lin Xueβs predictions, and she already smelled the scent of something exciting in the air, jabbering over, "Did they plant bombs at the Platinum Palace again?"
"Thatβs the Buckingham Palace and the White House," Big Sister seriously reminded, "Besides, last time they planted bombs at the Kremlin Palace."
"Ahem, letβs talk serious matters today," I resisted the urge to tap Qianqianβs head, coughed twice, eyes fixed on the little loli Visca who looked completely perplexed, "Last night, the Moon Base was bombed."
The living room immediately fell silent.
This news was so shocking that it was like the groom suddenly grabbing the best manβs hand at the weddingβitβs a bit heavy-handed, but the meaning is clearβso everyone forgot how to react for a while, including Big Sister who just opened her mouth wide and, after a while, finally uttered a word: "Huh?"
"You all went back to your rooms at the time, the information was sent directly to me and Sandora, because the situation wasnβt clear, we didnβt alarm you. Sandora and I waited for new news until after eleven at night," I began to recount last nightβs shocking news, adding one last thing, "Otherwise, why did I end up in Sandoraβs room, right? I was afraid the Mercury Lamp would bite people..."
"Tch, the world of stupid humans is so dirty." The little doll found the topic uninteresting, flapped her wings and flew to the second floor, "Iβm going to continue teaching the dolls linear algebra."
Several seconds later, a clattering sound and a short exclamation from the Mercury Lamp came from the second floor, it seemed she had bumped into something again.
"Thatβs the situation, itβs already confirmed that there are at least three large pieces of starship debris collided with the surface of Barrier Star, luckily it happened in the Shadow Zone, otherwise the human world would have been in an uproar." Sandora glanced at Visca, "The debris should have fallen from another universe into this world, because before the collision, the detection systems inside and outside the Solar System didnβt observe any high-speed celestial bodies in orbit. Now itβs judged that they appeared within two kilometers above Barrier Star and then crashed down with the kinetic energy of the previous world. The explosion after the collision destroyed many data terminals, causing several high-intensity moonquakes, and the Ghost Energy Radiation interrupted local communication for more than ten minutes, which was quite powerful. The most fatal thing was that until the explosion occurred, the Moon Baseβs warning systems hadnβt issued an alert, they defaulted on the invaderβs attack."
It seems like our family has already gotten used to being interrupted by similar troublesome matters from time to time in our peaceful life, because after Sandora and I finished explaining the situation, no one expressed additional complaints or panic, everyone started to analyze the situation in their own way, Big Sister pondered deeply, Qianqian began to conceive a grand space adventure story with her eyes angled forty-five degrees upwards, Dingdang smacked her lips, "Boring, Ah Jun, can Dingdang have another piece of toffee?"
"Youβve eaten more sugar in a day than your own size," I muttered, fulfilling the little oneβs small wish, then turned around, "The situation of the impact is still under investigation, no new news for now, another situation involves Viscaβgirl, do you know how your Glory Starship was first projected?"
Seeing my expression, everyone knew the main topic was coming, one by one they held their breath and watched Visca, who thought for a moment, but nonchalantly shook her head: "I forgot a long time ago, I donβt even remember having such a thing, only remembered after landing on the moon. Things were always blurry back then."
This response made people burst into laughter, but it was expected. Sandora and I exchanged a helpless look, then said in a particularly serious tone: "Alright, Iβll say it straight, Viscaβs Glory Starship may have a malfunction. Everyone noticed, the sofa and coffee table in the living room are newly replaced..."
I explained in simple terms how three explosions on the moon indirectly destroyed two pieces of furniture, and then subtly pointed out that thereβs probably something wrong with our moon; it lacks automatic defense capabilities, apparently just takes hard hits when facing external attacks...
"Just guessing," I reached out to rub Viscaβs slightly dazed little head, "The warning equipment on Barrier Star seems completely useless, such a big commotion didnβt issue any alarm."
As I said this, I was also carefully observing Viscaβs reaction. Although I had previously sworn that the girl wouldnβt lose control, whether she loses control or not is one thing, my little sister being upset because of it is another.
Viscaβs expression seemed a bit gloomy, which was normal, but there were no signs of going berserk, making people relieved. I felt the grip on my arm slightly tighten, so I reached out to rub the little girlβs head: although she didnβt say it, being suddenly told that her Glory Starship has congenital defects must feel uncomfortable.
Visca squinted her eyes slightly, seemingly thinking for a long time, before she spoke in a low voice: "Barrier Star... where were the warning devices on Barrier Star placed?"
If I hadnβt been empty-mouthed at this time, I would have spat!
"Seriously forgot," Visca embarrassedly scratched her hair, "Never remembered using it. Barrier Star is broken, right? Seems like I set it wrong back in the day when my mind was unclear, Brother will help fix it, right?"
The cat-eyed girl suddenly lifted her head, her bright, blood-red cat eyes looking this way, filled with anticipation. Then she proactively mentioned, "By the way, in that case, I need to adjust the Barrier Starβs equipment permissions, handing the primary alert rights to the newly established outposts. It seems the Barrier Star itself is no longer reliable. Luckily, we discovered it in time; it has some issues."
I was astonished as Visca cheerfully admitted her congenital defect. The expression was too obvious, making the little girl across from me burst into laughter. The cat-eyed Loli suddenly came over and hugged my waist, rubbing her head back and forth, muttering like a little cat, "Brother, donβt worry. Visca wonβt lose control. Itβs just a sickness, right? You all will cure me, wonβt you?"
I felt embarrassed for having the faint worry that Visca might lose control again. I gently patted my sisterβs hair, "Of course, itβs just a minor problem. Taville will definitely fix it quickly."
It will take some time to figure out the whole matter. A group of Xyrin Technicians has started analyzing the starship debris thatβs almost burnt beyond recognition. I wonder if they can find any clues to their place of origin. However, the fastest results are likely a couple of days away.
Now I feel like Iβm really getting used to this life where Empire relics pop up every now and then. The environmental ethics of the Xyrin Empire back in the day were not really reliable. The non-combustible waste they scattered is now floating across various worlds, and dealing with this non-combustible waste will likely be our First Familyβs routine task for a long time.
Qianqian felt bored staying at home again, so she proposed a very constructive suggestion.
"Letβs go out and play!"
This suggestion received unanimous agreement from the girls, except for Anwina, who would rather die than leave the house, and Bubbles, who hopes to spend her days nestled in her room.
When the First Family goes out to play, itβs always a grand affair. Itβs easy to understand; from Little Baobao to Big Sister, our group covers all age ranges from young girls to mature women, and each of them is exceptionally attractive. Moreover, with someone as exotic as Sandora, the girls practically weave a network that captures all possible reasons for double-takes. Combine so many girls in one group, and they become a beacon-like formation in any place inhabited by intelligent beings. Youβd need four or fifty Terminators bare-chested parading down Erli Bridge to barely match the same effect. Hence, our family is actually somewhat famous locally, dubbed the most mysterious sight in K City. No one knows how this diverse group of girls came to be a family, just as no one knows who the plain-faced man within the group of girls is...
However, such a spectacular sight is only for outsiders. In the residential area where we live, the surrounding folks wonβt bother gathering around this peculiar big family. Over the past two years, the neighbors have become well-acquainted. Everyone knows that at the intersection of a few streets stands a bizarre large house thatβs not quite a villa or a warehouse. Within that large house resides a family somehow thrown together by fate, including a dozen girls and one suspicious man. At one point, enthusiastic elderly folks even tried to check out the mysterious house to assist police officers in cracking a major human trafficking case involving women and children. During those few days, I often took Little Baobao out for a walk, and weβd frequently run into several elderly couples at the gate. The little girl, in her joy, would hug my face and pinch it randomly or smother my collar with her drool. This scene was the decisive factor that made the elderly close their investigation.
With Little Baobao hanging on my neck like an octopus, holding the Pandora Sisters, and lugging a silly-looking large backpack on my back, I trudged forward with each step. By the roadside barbecue stall, the chubby owner wiped his hands on his greasy apron, cheerfully greeting the impressive First Family, "Taking your girls out to play again? Always such a big entourage..."
Under the iron grip of Little Baobaoβs small arms, I managed to speak with difficulty, "Brother Fat, give us a couple of lamb skewers for support. This unlucky kid is about to strangle me..."
Grabbing the lamb skewers in hand, Little Baobao finally abandoned her octopus-style entanglement, opting instead to ride on her dadβs neck. Meanwhile, from my backpack came the muffled complaints of Mercury Lamp, "Bastard, next time you put me in the bag..."
"Donβt even think about it. A big man like me walking two streets with a doll in my hands would be all over social media the next day. News spreads fast in this wretched place."
Mercury Lamp grumbled a few more words, then fell silent.
Itβs a rule in our house that Mercury Lamp must be taken along whenever going out for nearby fun. Despite her cold exterior, the little doll has an extreme fear of loneliness. Perhaps itβs due to the things sheβs been through; she has an overwhelming fear of being "left behind alone." Hence, whenever the family goes out, she tags along by default. But for obvious reasons, I canβt let her just roam outside openly. So, the gigantic backpack has become this girlβs second container aside from her suitcase. At first, Mercury Lamp wanted me to carry her suitcase around, but I didnβt dare agree.
I felt like leading the girls to play at the neighborhood park for an afternoon with a hiking backpack is almost becoming a city legend. If I added a suitcase... Do you believe I wouldnβt make it to the city TV station? (To be continued. If you like this work, feel free to visit Qidian (qidian.com) to vote with recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation.)







