You are all bad women! Don't come over!-Chapter 526 - 507
Fuzi gently rested on Shen Mochen's body, gave him a kiss as light as a dragonfly skimming the water, then quickly disappeared.
"Is that enough?" Catherine asked.
"It's just to help her refine and recover her superpower; that should be enough." Shen Mochen wiped his mouth, careful not to let Catherine catch the slightest hint that he was savoring the moment.
"Assuming you kiss someone for two seconds, and work eight hours a day…" Catherine did the math, "Then you can restore the superpower of 14,400 superpower users in one day."
Shen Mochen hurriedly protested against the exploitation of a ruthless boss, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, kiss for eight hours a day? My lips would be sore!"
Catherine didn't pay attention and continued her calculation, "Currently, one kiss from you is roughly equivalent to the decrease in superpower over two months… So, you could keep approximately 864,000 superpower users at their peak superpower over the long term…"
"Not to mention anything else, can't I have weekends off? I have human rights, you know!" Shen Mochen protested again!
"Alright, I'll give you ten days off each month, then your current limit is 576,000…" Catherine yielded good-naturedly, "And as far as I know, including your organization Buque, there are currently about 20,000 working Watchers in the whole world. If we count those who have retired but still have residual superpower, the number worldwide is about 120,000. In theory, with your ability, working twenty days a month, eight hours a day, it's more than enough for all superpower users to maintain their superpowers and even stay at their peak."
After that, Catherine stared at Shen Mochen.
"What kind of person do you take me for? I sell my talent, not my body!" Shen Mochen pitifully covered his chest, "Besides, superpower users are scattered all over the world; how could they possibly queue up for my kiss?"
"That's not impossible. I remember you're quite good at math; you even scored five points higher than me on the last test." Catherine sized up Shen Mochen's head, her tone unclear whether she was unconvinced or felt something else, "You can't go to them, but you can make them come to you. With proper planning in advance, it's entirely feasible. Nowadays, transportation is so convenient that even superpower users furthest from you can make the round trip in five days. Think about it, scheduling each person's time to kiss you through a computer; they would only need to prepare two to three days in advance to come to you. Each superpower user, only needing to spend five days every two months, wouldn't delay their combat missions too much."
Shen Mochen's mouth twitched slightly as he quickly shook his head, "No, no, no… Even if that's the case… There's still the Moon Conjunction, right? Can they run around during Moon Conjunction?"
"Moon Conjunction won't affect it. Besides, say you're off for ten days each month, and Moon Conjunction only takes five days – you can rest during the Moon Conjunction." Catherine refuted.
"Aren't you a little too philanthropic?"
"You wouldn't even need to work eight hours every day. If you stretch it out to two months, you'd only need to work less than two hours a day. Plus, that's if the kiss lasts two seconds each time. In fact, if you're quick, it could take less than a second on average. I've factored in the impact of your looks on time."
"Is my life destined only for kissing?" Shen Mochen got angry, "You're treating people like tools!"
"In fact, you also have the ability to let women who haven't gone through 'Night of Awakening' awaken their superpowers in advance, and you enhance their awakening chances by a hundredfold, right? We could also…"
Shen Mochen held his forehead, "Stop, stop, stop – you want me to be with all the girls in the world under sixteen… I feel like I'm turning into a criminal, about to be thrown into jail!"
Catherine shrugged her shoulders, "Of course not every girl in the world. If that were the case, even if you worked 24 hours non-stop, you couldn't kiss them all."
"Thank you for understanding…" Shen Mochen breathed a sigh of relief.
"Considering your feelings, we'd need to set a threshold. Let governments choose only beautiful girls who are willing to be sent to you…"
Shen Mochen felt a headache coming on, "Are you treating me like some kind of devil obsessed with beauty? The countries select their beautiful girls to be offered up to me?"
"But whether it's the selected girls or their governments, they would be grateful to you, the beauty-devil. Of course, if you want to be fair, you could let all girls in the world draw lots, but if you draw an unattractive girl, you'd have to…"
"Let's stick to the beautiful ones… no, no, no, what I meant to say is, I absolutely won't accept a job that doesn't treat me like a human being!" Shen Mochen stated firmly.
"I actually think it's a wonderful idea. Consider this - you can replicate everyone's superpowers limitlessly, but only use them for a few seconds. But if you copied every superpower user's ability, even if each can only be unleashed for a few seconds, what's the difference from unlimited use? Maybe you could even combine different superpowers to create some unbeatable skill."
"What's gotten into you all of a sudden…" Shen Mochen was stunned for a while, suspicion gradually appearing in his eyes, "Why are you suddenly talking about all this nonsense to me?"
Catherine sat on the bed, playing with her hair lightly, "I'm planning for your future in advance. You can't hide your superpower forever; the best option would be to reach certain agreements with the governments."
"This, is this really my future?" Shen Mochen looked down somewhat dejected, "That's too miserable."
"This sweet task, you guys should like it, right?"
"Kissing one beauty is sweet, kissing tens of thousands a day is torture!"
"You have rest days!" Catherine said.
"It's irrelevant whether I have days off or not!" Shen Mochen said, "Would you be able to stand seeing me kiss different women every day?"
Catherine replied calmly, "Even if there's no romance with them, I'd still be unhappy. To be honest, if it really came to that, I'd be quite disgusted to see you kissing that many women every day."
"See, then why are you suggesting it?"
"That's why I chose not to watch, and before you start working every morning, you can create a save point for yourself. After work, commit suicide and load from that save point – then you're somewhat clean."
"Hey, is that a dark joke…"
Catherine lifted Shen Mochen's chin, saying coldly, "It's time you think about your future, how to survive despite being a target. I want a living you, do you understand? Do you think I enjoy seeing you involved with other women? What do you think it feels like for me to see you kissing other women? Why do you think I'm always rushing back to your side?"