Yunqing asked such a question because he was lying alone in bed tonight, bored without his wife’s warmth and softness, just aimlessly scrolling through his phone.

He accidentally stumbled upon a topic post, asking: "If someone is going to assault your boyfriend, would you prefer he bring a knife or a condom?"

Yunqing became interested, so he eagerly read the WeChat screenshots from the netizens.

For the same question, there were all sorts of hilarious replies.

A: "Would you prefer I bring a knife or a condom?"

Girlfriend: "Uh, what you bring doesn’t matter, just remember to bring me takeout when you come back!"

Yunqing cracked up.

This woman is definitely a foodie!

B: "Would you prefer I bring a knife or a condom?"

Girlfriend: "That depends on whether it’s a man or a woman!"

B: "What if it’s a woman?"

Girlfriend: "Bring a knife, a machete, and chop that little slut to pieces."

B: "Well, what if it’s a man..."

Girlfriend: "Bring me, I want to see it; it should be quite a spectacle!"

B: "..."

Yunqing almost laughed himself silly.

This woman is definitely a wolf in sheep’s clothing!

C: "Honey, I want to seriously ask you a question."

Girlfriend: "Go on."

C: "If someone is going to assault me, would you prefer I bring a condom or a knife?"

Girlfriend: "You’re overthinking it!"

C: "No, I’m just asking!"

Girlfriend: "You ugly fool, bring a smile!"

C: "..."

Yunqing: "..."

This girlfriend really doesn’t spare her boyfriend’s feelings!

Continuing to scroll down.

D: "A question to test our relationship. If someone is going to assault me, would you prefer I bring a condom or a knife?"

Girlfriend: "After it’s over, go find a hunk on the street and do it again, give that person a green hat!"

Yunqing burst into laughter.

This is truly divine logic!

Keep going...

E: "If I’m about to be assaulted, should I bring a condom or a knife?"

Girlfriend: "Bring a cold-shining knife..."

E: "Why do you think a knife matches my style better?"

Girlfriend: "Use the knife as a mirror, who would assault you?"

E: "Oh... If someone really would?"

Girlfriend: "Then it seems the other person is pitiful too, don’t bring a knife."

...

A bunch of other netizens replied as well.

Chestnut: "Bring a heart full of gratitude!"

Peach: "Are you trying to make me laugh to death so you can inherit my Huabei credit?"

Midnight Poet: "Can you bring a phone to livestream, I’ll give you double taps and a 666."

Mao Mao: "Take Liang Jingru with you, and bring courage!"

Yunqing laughed until his stomach hurt.

My goodness, these are totally divine replies!

So, he suddenly had an idea, wanting to ask Tong Xi this question and hearing her reply.

Therefore, with an excited, nervously anticipating heart, Yunqing sent this question to Tong Xi, thinking she would surely think it over before answering.

Little did he expect, the next second, Tong Xi sent a voice message.

The tone was so fierce it could shake mountains!

"I’ll give you a stab! Feeling bold, huh? Still thinking about being assaulted? You show-off idiot!"

Yunqing: "..."

Wow, wife’s temper is so fierce!