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... he door.

I leaned in closer to the mirror and checked under my beard. “And you don’t see any green? My skin is clear?”

“Yer goin’ to an ELF party! And yer’ bringin’ that Gods awful cider with ya. Everyone is gonna be green by the end of it!”

“Hey, I need to look my best, I have a date!”

Balin rolled his eyes. “A human date! I’m not judgin, but if ya couldn’t decide on a nice dwarfess, you shoulda at least brought Penelope, who’s moren’ you deserve!”

“Hardy ...

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