Beers and Beards
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode. Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad! A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights but no real gore. No elves or harems allowed.
- What’s Next?NEW
- Book 4: The EndNEW
- C.83Book 4, : A Beginning and an EndNEW
- C.82Book 4, : Winning the Game?NEW
- C.81Book 4, : Winning at LifeNEW
- C.80Book 4, : AfterpartyNEW
- C.79Book 4, : I Need a DrinkNEW
- C.78Book 4, : Please Don’t Eat MeNEW
- C.77Book 4, : Here there be dragons??NEW
- C.76Book 4, : The Battle of Three ArmiesNEW
- C.75Book 4, : Calm before the stormNEW
- C.74Book 4, : The Battle BeginsNEW
- C.73Book 4, : The Beastfolk MarchNEW
- C.72Book 4, : From the Frying Pan to the FireNEW
- C.71Book 4: : Valarienne - On The High SeasNEW
- C.13Book 4, : Interlude - Dragons, and Dragons, and Dragons, Oh My!NEW
- C.71Book 4, : Honeyed HamsNEW
- C.70Book 4, : Fun at the Bee-achNEW
- C.69Book 4, : A Beeautiful JourneyNEW
- C.68Book 4, : One Last Hail BarckNEW
- C.67Book 4, : The First MeadsNEW
- C.66Book 4, : Rice and HoneyNEW
- C.65Book 4, : The Specifics of MeadmakingNEW
- C.64Book 4, : Welcome to the MeaderyNEW
- C.63Book 4, : Grandia, City of AdventurersNEW
- C.62Book 4, : Wish I Could Quit YouNEW
- C.61Book 4, : What’s Happening with the BeastfolkNEW
- C.60Book 4, : The Gods are All CrazyNEW
- C.59Book 4, : A even more local specialtyNEW
- C.58Book 4, : A Local SpecialtyNEW
- C.57Book 4, : The Rolling Hills of CascadiaNEW
- C.56Book 4, : You’re the BossNEW
- C.55Book 4, : Balin – It Takes Goooose to TangoNEW
- C.54Book 4, : The Tribes of CascadiaNEW
- C.53Book 4, : ValarienneNEW
- C.52Book 4, : Game On!NEW
- C.51Book 4, : Take Me Out to the Hitball GameNEW
- C.50Book 4, : Jeremiah’s Back!NEW
- C.49Book 4: : Everything’s Clear NowNEW
- C.48Book 4: : So MatureNEW
- C.47Book 4: : Stop the Presses!NEW
- C.46Book 4: : I Tip My Cap To You!NEW
- C.45Book 4: : Step by StepNEW
- C.44Book 4: : An Unexpected PartyNEW
- C.43Book 4: : NurukNEW
- C.42Book 4: : SaccharificationNEW
- C.41Book 4: : Love is a Burnin’ FireNEW
- C.40Book 4: : Medals and MonarchsNEW
- C.39Book 4: : Clan Matters
- C.38Book 4: : Those Left Behind
- C.37Book 4: : Balin – Rumble in the Palace
- C.36Book 4: : With Great Power
- C.35Book 4: : Panic at the Disco
- C.34Book 4: : The King and I
- C.33Book 4: : Romero Romero, Wherefor Art Thou, Romero
- C.32Book 4: : The Spring Ball
- C.31Book 4: : Green
- C.30Book 4: : Chosen Roundtable
- C.29Book 4: : Stampede Breakfast
- C.28Book 4: : Maple Syrup
- C.27Book 4: : Backsweetening
- C.26Book 4: : Balancing Act
- C.25Book 4: : A Juicey Situation
- C.24Book 4: : A Pressing Situation
- C.23Book 4: : Sing The Songs That Remind You Of The Good Times
- C.22Book 4: : A Year Of Hard Work
- C.21Book 4: : Balin - A Year in Cascadia (2)
- C.20Book 4: : Balin - A Year in Cascadia (1)
- C.19Book 4: : Embassy Ball
- C.18Book 4: : The King of the Elves
- C.17Book 4: : Antechamber Antics
- C.16Book 4: : Trunk Castle
- C.15Book 4: : Elves are Officially Insane
- C.14Book 4: : Illusions of Grandeur
- C.13Book 4: : Spring Forward, Fall Back
- C.12Book 4: : Dimensional Dungeon Cascadia
- C.11Book 4: : Balin – Into The Unknown
- C.10Book 4: : A Weak Rock
- C.9Book 4: : Kinshasa Adventuring Guild
- C.8Book 4: : The Eyes of the Gods
- C.7Book 4: : What’s In A Name?
- C.6Book 4: : A Special Moment
- C.5Book 4: : Reply Hazy
- C.4Book : : A Good Year
- Book 4 A Good Year
- C.3Book 4: : Elven Wine
- C.2Book 4: : The Duke of the North
- C.1Book 4: : The World and Everything In It
- C.11: Somewhere else
- C.10: Rescue and realization
- C.9: Blessing
- C.8: The Firmament (2)
- C.7: The Firmament (1)
- C.6: A dwarven handshake
- C.5: Be mine
- C.4: A glass half full
- C.3: A mop and a whistle
- C.2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!
- C.1: Trouble is brewing
- Book 1 - Prologue
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