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... sending me off to explore one of them and find new products to start our Earth licensing system with?" I asked.

"We could do that," Joe said, "I just wonder how you’ll recognize some plant or animal as tasting good to a significant portion of the civilized galaxy?"

Dad chuckled. "Too bad we can’t send Euell Gibbons."

"What?" I asked, "You want to send primates from Borneo?"

"Not gibbons, Tim. Euell Gibbons is a person. He was famous for foraging wild plants and ea ...

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