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... then the entire group of female elves burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"Oh my gods!" One shrieked. "They ate poop!"

"The mighty male elves who looked down on chicken actually ate poop!" Another squealed.

"I can’t—my stomach—" A third said, nearly falling over. "Oh gods, this is the best day of my life!"

One of the elves leaned forward mockingly and asked,

"So Julius, tell us! How was it? Tasty? Did the poop blend well with the seasoning?"

"Yeah. ...

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