Ah...of course there’s a third one.

These things...are endless,

Lucien’s mind buzzed.

The regeneration skill had repaired his most severely damaged inner organs, but he could still feel the sharp and dull aches mixed together.

It’s over.

There’s no way out.

"Hell...fck..."

Lurenzo felt a strong urge to put his gun into his mouth instead of his usual cigar.

"Ha...haha..."

Lurenzo looked at the third thumper with blank eyes.

"Glurrgg!"

The slime king and queen barely corroded the two thumpers’ shells, the two gatekeeper spiders desperately clawed at the shells with their sharp legs—

To no avail.

This...is just an F-rank boss monster level?

Lucien suddenly had a doubt.

There’s no way.

This doesn’t make fcking sense!

"Cough!"

Lucien’s inner soul slapped Lurenzo’s arms several times desperately, but outside, he only patted Lurenzo’s arms calmly.

"You...have skills...right?"

This new tenant might be the only way out.

"I do! But a few more seconds until the cooldown— "

"Do it."

"...fine!"

Lurenzo took out his cigar, lit it and smoked hard.

He bit his cigar and fixed his eyeglasses.

He stomped heavily as he walked towards the third thumper, his body shaking in anger.

Good, good.

That bastard lord, the bastard monster—

He’s going to blow everyone to pieces!

As Lurenzo walked, his main skill’s cooldown ended and he immediately activated it again.

[Fake Manufacturing (Legendary)]

Shinngg!

A bright light shone from Lurenzo’s palm.

Plop!

A cannon as big as an elephant’s trunk flickered, slowly becoming denser.

Lurenzo immediately carried the cannon on his shoulder, his shoulder sank a little.

Thump.

The third thumper’s tail tightened, its upper body swayed, about to smash down onto Lurenzo and the house when—

Lurenzo smoothly pointed the cannon at the third thumper, he mouthed.

"Bang."

Bang!

A bright blue laser beam shot out of the cannon, hitting the third thumper right on the head.

BOOM!

A loud sound boomed, a faint heat spread, the bright light almost blinded everyone’s eyes.

"Ha! Daddy got you!"

The thumper subconsciously flinched.

But...

There was no pain.

The heat...wasn’t even a heat, just a warm current.

Lurenzo twitched his lips and cursed.

Fine. As expected of his fake cannon— all bark no bite!

The thumper, feeling that its body was fine, immediately swayed again, about to smash!

But Lurenzo repeated the trick while shouting,

"My lord! Do something!"

He can’t keep tricking this monster— and why is he the one fighting??

At Lucien’s place, the ground around him still shifted slightly....

But nothing came out.

It only squirmed around cautiously— watching, observing from the ground.

Sensing the digger worm’s cautious attitude and its weakened state, Lucien immediately racked his brain.

There’s still time!

In this precious moment of calm, Lucien finally recalled a feature he hadn’t activated—

A new facility that he got after he signed Lurenzo.

"System....show the facility..."

DING! [You have unlocked a new facility!]

A shining box appeared in front of Lucien’s eyes, the body covered with shadows of various weapons.

[Portable Arsenal (Fake)]

[Description: Ten weapons you can imagine at will and move as you please.]

This time, there was only one option, unlike Mumu’s three options.

Fine.

A fake one will do too.

Lucien kept an eye on the squirming ground around him as he clicked on the facility’s option.

DING! [You have chosen the Fake Portable Arsenal!]

[Please place the new facility around the house!]

Lucien put the box inside his bedroom and a silver crystal immediately shot out of Lurenzo’s body, growing into a silver box, settling right on Lucien’s bedside table.

Lurenzo, who was shooting the worm, suddenly felt his energy drained and he almost fell straight into the worm’s mouth!

Sh*t!

The system chimed.

DING! [You have successfully built a new facility: Fake Portable Arsenal (F-rank)]

A control board appeared in front of Lucien and ten weapon silhouettes floated.

[Please imagine the weapons and pick the weapons’ placement spots! Can be moved anytime.]

"My lord! Hurry!"

This daddy’s skill is about to end!

Lurenzo shouted without looking back, his cannon continuously fired.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The third thumper was blocked by light, heat and so many flashy effects.

Enraged, it shrieked to the sky.

"Hissss!"

Seeing the worm’s attacking stance, Lucien immediately imagined a weapon and the ten silhouettes immediately became clearer, forming...

A cannon.

The one Lurenzo just created.

That’s the only thing he could imagine quickly!

Ten cannons.

Lucien placed one at four at each corner of his roof, placed two at the yard, guarding against the digger worm.

He spreads the other four in the backyard, surrounding his house with cannons.

Once the cannons settled in, Lucien felt his eyes swirling, his body staggering.

Ah...

Hummm.

The ground convulsed even harder, as if something was about to come out.

"My lord!!"

Lurenzo’s skill duration pathetically ended in just a few minutes and he immediately came running back, the third thumper was hot on his wheels, its body smashing down several times.

Thump. Thump.

"Glurrggg!"

At the same time, the slime king and queen’s blue essence soaked their skins, the spiders’ bodies were dyed green with their own blood, and one of their legs snapped.

The two worms’ shells were damaged to a varied degree, but none of the attacks hit their soft flesh.

Lucien immediately whistled, his throat throbbing, the sound of his whistle coarse and grating.

Fweeet!

The three thumpers immediately turned their heads towards the sharp sound, their attention shifting to Lucien.

Lucien immediately shouted at the four summons—

"To the house!"

The two slimes and two spiders immediately rushed back, their blood dripping down all the way to the yard.

The moment they entered the yard, Lucien grabbed Lurenzo who whizzed past him and shoved the control board to his hands.

"You. Control the weapons."

"What? What weapons? How— "

The next second, Lucien’s vision darkened—

His body fell to the ground.

!!

"Oh fck! Fck!"

Bastard lord!

The slime king immediately slid below Lucien’s body, protecting him from the ground.

The slime queen gently covered Lucien’s body with her cool skin, her blue essence dripping into Lucien.

Lucien’s inner organs regenerated slightly faster.

But they didn’t dare to move Lucien to the pool.

What if the organ shook?

The two spiders guarded on the left and right side, their many eyes shifted cautiously, following the faint movement underground.

"Muuu!"

Mumu cried, he bounced into the house, grabbed a basin from the bathroom and rushed to the healing pool.

"Muuu! Muu!"

With his small body, Mumu scooped the healing pool water with the basin, his body wobbling as he rushed back to the yard.

"Muuu!"

Bad uncle! Mumu. Can help! 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦

The healing water splashed everywhere until only half remained, but Mumu arrived at the yard and immediately doused Lucien with the water.

Splash!

Lucien’s eyes trembled.

At the same time..

Thump. Thump. Thump.

The three thumpers’ bodies swayed in unison, all hammering straight towards the house and the people at the yard.

Swoosh!

Time slowed down.

Lurenzo’s eyes sharpened, his usual meek face in front of Lucien changed.

With lightning speed, he studied the control, sweat dripped down his temple, his fingers trembling.

Okay, got it.

Swish! Swish!

All four cannons at the roof and two at the yard simultaneously moved.

Two cannon heads aimed at each thumper.

The wind blew, the thumpers’ bodies slammed down—

Lurenzo pressed the "launch" button, his shout tore through the air.

"Fcking eat this!!"

BANG!

All six cannons shot out blue laser beams at the same time.