Fox Has No Malicious Intent
Chapter 851 - 848: I’ll Ram It to Death with a Steel-Hulled Ship!
"....It's too dangerous. With your small physique, facing a monster weighing two hundred tons, it wouldn't even be a gap between its teeth; one shift of its butt would squish you flat."
Ah Qing lifted the little fox up, holding him under his armpits, and letting him stand on her thigh, shaking him to wake Xiaolan up quickly.
What does a two hundred ton ocean monster mean?
Ah Qing couldn't quite imagine it, but she remembered during a previous renovation of the ancestral hall, she saw overloaded dirt trucks passing by her home, probably around a hundred tons, right?
When the dirt truck went by, the whole building would shake, and the window sills would hum loudly.
At that time, Ah Qing thought it was an earthquake aftershock.
The wheezing sound of the old bull-engine was so explosive that even the dogs in the entire village barked in a ghostly-like panic.
Now hearing Lin Hao mention a two hundred-ton monster in the Xia East Sea, and the little fox wanting to take it on.
Even though Ah Qing knew the little fox was a [Physique Enhancement Type] spirit beast within the Security Bureau.
But twenty pounds vs. two hundred tons.....
"Two hundred tons...impressive?"
The moment Ansheng was lifted up, he gave a dismissive look, curled his lips, and said, "Even Huhu knows nowadays it's the information age, Ah Qing, how can you still be stuck in the primitive kill-or-be-killed stage."
"I, Ansheng, have come this far relying on friends lifting me up and my own wisdom."
As Ansheng spoke, he glanced at the [Wisdom] attribute on the wish list, full of justified confidence.
"Don't think you can pass by acting cute, be real." Ah Qing shook the little fox vigorously.
With Ah Qing's shake, Master Fuli's winter long soft fur swayed left and right, as if performing a hula dance, quite entertaining.
"So I'm saying, Ah Qing, you're silly!"
Ansheng raised his head slightly, with pride speaking to Ah Qing:
"You're absolutely right! I do have an abyssal weight difference with that shark!"
"But I ask you, do you know the tonnage of our Xia Country's destroyers? It's in the ten-thousand-ton class, and they're crafted from high-strength steel."
Ansheng lifted his left paw, extended a fingertip in front of Ah Qing, then raised his right paw, slowly bringing them together, making the fingertips recoil.
"Oh..."
Ah Qing nodded with half understanding, saying, "What you just said about taking it on doesn't mean direct combat, but rather using high technology against it, right?"
"You almost scared me to death, I thought you were planning to jump into the sea and tackle the big monster with a bayonet...."
Two hundred tons is certainly greater than twenty pounds, and a ten-thousand-ton weight easily crushes two hundred tons.
Listening to the little fox, Ah Qing immediately understood why the little fox was so confident earlier, and told Brother Lin he wanted to bring Ah Bai to regain some ground.
The little fox calls for reinforcement, directing the Security Bureau to come in destroyers, a volley of missiles, isn't that just pummeling the monster?
"Exactly! A steel-hulled ship over ten thousand tons, crashing full speed into the shark's forehead, no ordinary fish can withstand that." Ansheng teased Ah Qing, full of delight.
"Fox nonsense!"
Ah Qing rolled her eyes, placed the little fox on her leg, and squeezed his cheeks: "Look who's laughing at me now!"
Although Ah Qing might not understand military affairs, she's quite clear on the term [firepower coverage].
Once on the destroyer, it's not like they would actually use the ship to ram the deep-sea monster.
"Whine whine.... Ah Qing, is there food? Hungry, just had meetings without meals inside." Ansheng laid on Ah Qing's lap, showing an expression of enjoyment, asking her.
A mutated shark weighing two hundred tons couldn't possibly be easily dealt with as Ansheng said previously.
Torpedoes can't catch up with it, and regardless of the type of missile, entering the sea makes it a clay idol.
If it could be easily solved, the Xia East Security Bureau wouldn't leave it unattended without good reason.
So Ansheng estimated that eventually, he'd need to bring two hefty hammers to pay a good visit.
Once Ah Bai recovers, it might take a few days, and over at Old Li's might also require some time.
By then, they might hitch a ride on the [Underground Express] to flash back to Xia Dong for a patrol.
...
Ah Qing placed the little fox on her shoulder, walked out of the plant garden to call Momo and the others back.
"Can I live here?"
Tang You looked around reluctantly at the pack of mechanical wolves changing shifts heading back to the battery bay, then glanced enviously at the new tanks beside Xia Country.
For Tang You, entering the Dragon Man Ruins brought the biggest feeling of: [What's this? What's that? Whoa, it can even shoot laser!]
"Alright, alright.... Go home, wash up, and get some sleep!"
Momo dragged Tang You, walked outside, almost asleep herself.
Last night they transformed into a fox lady in the forest, testing various strengths of the fox-transformation body.
Should've had breakfast and gone back to the dorm to sleep, but the little fox received a sudden call for overtime.
If the car hadn't stopped outside, Momo would've already nodded off in the car.
"Woo...."
Tang You whimpered, full of reluctance, waved goodbye to the intelligent equipment of the Security Bureau.
"Let's go! Let's get some food quickly, otherwise, will Huhu look disappointed, staring at you?"
Ansheng jumped onto Tang You's shoulder, grinning, nudging the distracted Tang You for comfort.
"Alright then! Back home to play the continent, but you promised me you'd help get me out of the little black room."
Tang You sighed, and while passing by the lawn, pulled out the Lingren from the brown bear's embrace.
The chief engineer of the neighboring province's Security Bureau is a massive black bear with a coffee-colored body surface.
Over three meters tall, lazily laying on the lawn in a [too] shape, sleeping heavily.
Lingren climbed onto the bear's belly, covered in a borrowed thermal blanket from the plant garden, sleeping soundly.
Driving an off-road vehicle away from the ruins, the three already exhausted took turns driving back to Xinxing Agricultural Science College.
"Ordered you a K-weekend crazy spree, you remember to pick it up yourself later, and if you win an electric bike, let me know....."
Ah Qing muttered vaguely, took off her shoes, and lay on the bed, dozing off in confusion.
She wasn't really tired, but on the road, the traffic jams start and stop, leaving her dazed from all the bumpiness.
Originally said to go to the cafeteria for an extra meal, but she couldn't withstand the torture of all-night and four hours of the car ride.
"Not with you sister...."
"You ask a fox to pick up home delivery, can that be reasonable?"
Ansheng looked bewildered, climbed onto the bed, and jabbed Ah Qing's head with his snout.
"Mua~"
Ah Qing made a sound with her mouth in response to the little fox's call.
"......" Ansheng looked speechless, glanced at Momo peacefully sleeping covered by a blanket on the bed, and Tang You who had just turned on the computer but hadn't even logged on to the game, yet was already asleep.
Lingren hadn't actually woken up, one hand inside his clothes, his mouth slightly open, not even worried about cockroaches crawling in for a thrilling adventure while asleep.
"Sigh..." Ansheng sighed, glanced at the delivery time, heading to the school gate to wait for the delivery person's arrival.
"Ring ring...."
Ansheng was swiping through short videos, answered the phone, didn't speak, looked around, and saw the delivery guy making a call from an electric bike.
"Whine~"
Ansheng held the phone in his mouth, crouched in front of him, raised his paw to pat the ground.
"Bro, just leave it on the ground, I'm gonna drop this phone in the bag and carry it back together."
"?"
The delivery guy looked at the fox drawing a question mark.