Chapter 76: Iferaski’s Incontinence and the Truth Behind It

This prison cell smelled noticeably better than the others, probably because it only held Iferaski and the elf. There was a faint scent of urine, but no beastly stench.

"You know I can tell you’re staring, right? That means you’ve been staring at me too, doesn’t it?"

"...! Who would stare at a human?!"

"Ah, I see."

"A human," huh. Those kinds of words only come out when someone harbors negative feelings like contempt or disgust toward humans.

It’s sad, but she was captured and thrown in here, so I guess it’s understandable she’d resent humans...

Even if I apologized on behalf of the bad guys, she probably wouldn’t accept it.

"Um... We’re heading to the Ralm Church."

I gave a small bow and left the cell.

"...!"

From inside the cell came the sound of a small, sharp intake of breath. The elf girl had started to say something but stopped herself.

I had no words to offer her.

To be honest, she was the first elf I’d met since coming to this world, and I was curious to see what she looked like in a brighter place. I did have some curiosity toward elves, but that was exactly the kind of thing she would hate.

Even being rescued by a human like me might be unpleasant for her. The best thing I could do was leave her alone.

"Pi!"

Iferaski tugged hard on my arm, as if scolding me for not taking the elf along.

"I can’t help it. I can’t force her."

"...!"

"Iferaski and I are different races, but we managed to become friends. That doesn’t mean it’ll work out with every other race, right? Even members of the same race fight each other..."

"...!"

Iferaski wouldn’t stop pulling.

Hmm. She’s being really persistent.

Iferaski may be a bit of an airhead, but she’s not the type to ignore reason.

"What are you so hung up on? Is there something else?"

Iferaski finally let go of my arm and walked back deeper into the cell.

"...!"

"Don’t come near me!"

I wondered what she was doing crouching down, when Iferaski suddenly hugged the elf.

Not just an upper-body hug—she was pressing her lower body against her too.

She was clearly rubbing her crotch against the elf’s in a scissoring motion. Classic kai-awase.

They’re both girls so it’s not a big deal, but why is she suddenly in heat?

"Hey, Iferaski."

I moved to stop her but held myself back.

A guy who interrupts yuri doesn’t get to complain even if he gets killed. I almost committed a grave sin.

I took a step back and decided to watch over the two girls’ yuri moment.

Then—

Jorororo...

The unmistakable sound of someone peeing reached my ears.

"Eh? Wait, what? Hey, Iferaski!"

It wasn’t my imagination or a misunderstanding. The sound and the smell were clearly urine. Iferaski was pressing her crotch against the elf’s and peeing on her.

"S-Sorry. This girl’s kind of an idiot. Really, I’m sorry."

"...! If you’re her owner, make her stop already."

"Ah, no, I’m not her owner. We’re more like friends... or comrades. Hey, Iferaski, stop peeing right now."

I slipped my hands under Iferaski’s armpits, firmly grabbed her small breasts, and tried to pull her off the elf. But Iferaski clung tightly and kept urinating.

"Iferaski!"

"Pi!"

Only after I pinched both her nipples hard did Iferaski finally separate from the elf.

But it was already too late.

Even in that short time, a puddle had formed where the elf girl was sitting.

"...! D-Don’t tell me..."

I had thought it was some mysterious strange behavior, but I finally realized Iferaski’s true intention.

I see. This girl really is smart after all.

Even though she’d been peed on, the elf girl hadn’t tried to run away.

It wasn’t that she didn’t run—she couldn’t run.

If a girl peed on me, I probably wouldn’t run away either. Depending on the situation I’d usually be happy, and sometimes I’d pretend to hate it while secretly enjoying it.

But the elf, despite saying things that sounded like she hated it, hadn’t tried to escape.

"Are your legs paralyzed? If so, you could’ve just said so."

"I-It’s your fault for being such an insensitive human."

In short, this arrogant elf was too prideful to ask for help.

If Iferaski hadn’t been so quick-witted, this elf would have been left here... She really couldn’t bring herself to say "help me," huh.

Can’t be helped.

"Aaah. I suddenly feel like touching an elf’s body. Her legs, her arms... I want to touch them, so I will. ...There we go. She’s light. Might as well take her with us like this."

I gently lifted the elf girl in my arms. She was small and slender like a doll, with thin limbs.

"Hey, Iferaski. Even if it was to let me know her legs don’t work, you didn’t have to pee on her, did you?"

"..."

Iferaski drooped her shoulders dejectedly.

"Um..."

The dog girl, who had been quietly watching, hesitantly spoke up.

"It’s a misunderstanding. Please don’t get angry at Umamusume."

"Eh?"

A misunderstanding?

She clearly peed on her, though?

"That elf didn’t stay silent because her legs don’t work. On the contrary, if her legs didn’t work, she would have called out to someone."

Huh?

Isn’t it just because this girl has the attitude of "I won’t accept help from the likes of humans. Hmph"?

"The reason this elf didn’t call out to anyone was—"

"Hey! Stop it!"

The elf started thrashing, shaking her shoulders.

"—because she didn’t want anyone to know she wet herself."

"Waaah! Waaah!"

The elf was screaming in a high-pitched, childish voice, but the dog beastkin’s lower, mature voice carried clearly.

"Umamusume noticed the elf was embarrassed about wetting herself, so she tried to hide the elf’s urine by covering it with her own."

"Waaah! Waaah! That’s a horrible false accusation! The worst! You beastkin!"

I had the preconception that elves were supposed to be quiet and graceful, but this one is really energetic.

Also, she’s pretty harsh toward humans and beastkin. Is it because elves hate beastkin, or is this girl just special...?

"She’s a very smart and kind Umamusume. Please don’t scold her."

"So that’s what happened... Iferaski, sorry."

I wanted to pat Iferaski’s head, but I was holding the elf girl so I couldn’t.

"I’m really sorry..."

I could only lightly bow my head, but my apology seemed to get through. Iferaski gave me a bright smile.

"You forgive me? Thanks. I’ll let you suck my dick later as thanks."

"Suck your di...?"

The elf was screaming earlier, but she still caught that part clearly.

"I said ’apology.’ What exactly did you mishear?"

"Eh? Y-Yeah? You didn’t say you’d make me suck your dick? Mumble mumble..."

"Eh? What was that?"

"N-Nothing. More importantly, hurry up and take me outside. That horse beastkin peed on me. It’s dirty and disgusting."

Hmm... She really has a sharp tongue...

Still, well, even if it’s me, most people would find being peed on unpleasant.

No matter the circumstances, the elf’s complaint is completely reasonable.

"I’m sorry. We’ll wash your body and clothes, so may we take you to the church?"

"Can’t be helped. If you insist, I’ll allow you to take me."

"I insist."

Alright, that should be everyone. Just to be sure, I raised my voice loud enough to echo throughout the underground area.

"Is there anyone else here?"

No reply.

The dog girl twitched her nose slightly, then said,

"There’s no one else inside."

If even her nose couldn’t pick up any scent, then there really was no one left.