I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners

I Stole the Villain's Cat, and Now He Thinks I'm His Wife

Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners

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Chapter 66: Chapter 66: The Terrified Elders, The Repair Budget, and The Equal Partners

The morning sun rising over the Northern Fortress did absolutely no favors for the courtyard.

In the pale, freezing daylight, the true scale of the trap was obvious. The outer ward looked like it had been hit by a localized meteor shower of oak logs, and the ground was completely stained with the dark, foul-smelling residue of melted ice beasts.

I sat on a wooden crate near the armory, a heavy blanket wrapped around my shoulders, sipping a cup of hot tea Yua had brought me. My hands were finally starting to stop shaking.

The heavy gates groaned as Commander Tomoe led the rest of the Vanguard back into the fortress. The elite soldiers, exhausted and battered from their fight at the Jagged Pass, rode in expecting to find their home in ruins.

Instead, they stopped their horses, staring in absolute, stunned silence at the decimated courtyard and the massive piles of rock salt. 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂

Tomoe swung down from her saddle, her steel-gray eyes wide. She walked over to one of the massive oak siege logs that had crushed a beast, inspecting the dissolved, hissing remains beneath it.

She turned to Quartermaster Koji, who was currently organizing a cleanup crew with the green recruits.

"Quartermaster," Tomoe said, pointing a heavily armored finger at the slush. "What in the name of the ancient spirits happened here?"

"Lady Kitsune happened, Commander," Koji replied, his scarred face splitting into a proud, entirely smug grin. "She locked them in the courtyard, dropped the roof on them, and then pickled the survivors with rock salt and iron shavings. It was the most brutally efficient defense I have ever seen."

Tomoe slowly turned her head to look at me sitting on my crate.

The towering, fearsome Vanguard Commander didn’t say a word. She just drew her massive broadsword, planted the tip into the snowy ground, and dropped to one knee, bowing her head to me in absolute, unquestioning reverence.

Behind her, the entire returning Vanguard immediately followed suit. Hundreds of heavily armored warriors dropped to their knees in the snow, the loud clatter of iron ringing through the crisp morning air.

I blinked, pulling my blanket a little tighter. "Please stand up, everyone. The snow is wet, and you are going to rust your kneepads."

Before the guards could rise, the heavy wooden doors of the guest wing slowly creaked open.

Lord Haku, Lady Shizuka, and the Bear Elder stepped out into the freezing air. They had been sequestered in the heavily fortified guest quarters during the attack, entirely protected by Akira’s wards.

They took one look at the kneeling Vanguard. Then, they looked at the sheer, apocalyptic destruction of the courtyard. Finally, their eyes landed on the massive sinkhole and the lingering traces of divine frost in the inner ward.

Lord Haku walked forward, his yellow eyes darting to the melted, hissing remains of an Alpha-class corrupted beast.

"This..." Haku whispered, his voice trembling. He looked at Akira, who was standing right beside my crate with his arms crossed. "My Lord, the Vanguard defeated a splinter horde inside the walls?"

"The Vanguard was with me at the Jagged Pass, Haku," Akira corrected softly, his voice echoing with dangerous pride.

He uncrossed his arms and placed a heavy, warm hand on my shoulder.

"My wife held the fortress," Akira stated. "With fifty untrained recruits, zero magical casualties, and a bucket of salt."

Lady Shizuka gasped, her pristine white feathers fluttering in sheer horror. She looked at me, realizing exactly what I had done.

I hadn’t just outsmarted them with ledgers. I had just effortlessly slaughtered a horde of monsters that would have required a dozen high-level mages to defeat. And I had done it using basic household supplies and gravity.

I offered the terrified Elders a sweet, gentle, perfect White Lotus smile.

"Oh, it was nothing, Lady Shizuka," I sighed, taking a delicate sip of my tea. "Just a little pest problem. Though, I must admit, the flagstones are completely ruined. I was just reviewing the repair budget..."

I paused, looking at Lord Haku with wide, innocent eyes.

"I don’t suppose the White Wolf clan has any extra, dry timber lying around to help us rebuild the gates?" I asked sympathetically. "As a gesture of family unity, of course."

Lord Haku swallowed so hard his throat clicked.

He didn’t hesitate. The ancient, immensely powerful Yokai lord, who had mocked me for being a cracked teacup just three days ago, immediately dropped to both knees in the slush.

"The White Wolf clan will supply all the timber for the repairs, Lady Kitsune," Haku swore, bowing so low his white hair touched the mud. "Free of charge. It is the least we can do to honor the... unparalleled strategic brilliance of the Consort."

Lady Shizuka and the Bear Elder frantically dropped to their knees beside him, loudly offering their own clan’s iron and silk to aid the fortress. They weren’t just humbled anymore. They were terrified of my mind.

"How generous," I beamed. "Quartermaster Koji, please make sure to log their generous donations."

"With extreme pleasure, My Lady," Koji bowed.

Akira looked down at me. The Warlord’s face was entirely impassive, but his amber eyes were dancing with such overwhelming amusement and affection that I thought he might actually start laughing.

He reached down, gently taking the empty teacup from my hands.

"The cleanup is handled," Akira announced, his voice carrying over the kneeling courtyard. "The Consort is retiring to her quarters."

Before I could even protest that I needed to supervise the salt sweepers, Akira effortlessly scooped me up into his arms, blanket and all. He carried me away from the chaos, ignoring the awestruck stares of the Yokai Elders and the grinning faces of his commanders.

He didn’t put me down until we were safely behind the heavy oak doors of our master suite.

The fire in the hearth was blazing warmly. Akira set me down on the edge of the large futon, but he didn’t pull away. Instead, the terrifying Demon Prince knelt on the floor directly in front of me.

He reached out, his massive, calloused hands gently taking mine. He inspected my palms, looking for any cuts or rope burns from the siege logs. When he found none, he let out a long, ragged exhale, resting his forehead against my knees.

"I have spent my entire life as the shield of the North," Akira whispered into the heavy wool of my blanket. "I thought my only purpose was to stand in front of the monsters so they wouldn’t reach the people behind me. I thought my job was to hide you."

He looked up at me. The fierce, heavy Warlord mask was completely gone. He just looked like a man who had finally realized he didn’t have to carry the entire world alone.

"But you don’t need a shield," Akira murmured, his thumbs gently stroking my knuckles. "You are just as lethal as I am."

I smiled softly, slipping my hands out of his grip to reach up and frame his face. I traced the sharp line of his jaw, feeling the steady, calming pulse of the soul-tether connecting us.

"I told you, Akira," I whispered, my heart aching with how much I loved this giant, ridiculous demon. "I am not a capital flower. You don’t have to lock me in a vault to keep me safe. If you fight the monsters at the gate, I will trap the ones that dig underneath."

"Equal partners," he breathed, the words sounding like a sacred vow.

"Equal partners," I agreed. "Though, as the master of the budget, I am officially denying your request to buy any more swords this month. The salt expenditures were incredibly high."

A deep, rumbling laugh finally broke from his chest. He surged upward, wrapping his arms securely around my waist and pulling me back into the soft furs of the bed.

The cold, brutal reality of the Northern Marches raged outside our window. The corrupted beasts, the harsh winters, and the political schemes of the Yokai clans would always be waiting for us.

But as Akira kissed me, entirely consuming all my lingering fears in the overwhelming warmth of his blue yokai magic, I knew we were absolutely unstoppable.

The Demon Prince had found his equal. And the basement rat had finally built her castle.

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