Master, Your Wife Has Become a Super Star Through Fortune-Telling
Chapter 254: True Love
Su Nian, happily munching on a peach to the side, watched Yang Xue’s miserable expression and offered a reminder.
"Miss, it’s not my place to criticize, but from what I see, your ears are set high on your head, a very rare and auspicious feature. It means you’re destined for a good career. However, your forehead is low and narrow, which indicates that you aren’t exceptionally gifted by nature. But your face is broad and full, a sign of great fortune. It means that if you work hard, you can still stand on your own two feet and enjoy long-lasting wealth and prosperity."
"So, to sum it all up, you’re clearly cut out for a career. Why on earth are you so set on being a bird in a gilded cage?"
Hearing this, Yang Xue looked up in disbelief. But then she remembered how everything Su Nian had said had come true, and she nodded solemnly.
Su Nian got out of the car as well. The delay meant it was already getting late. After grabbing a quick bite to eat, she went to get Qing Huan settled, and soon enough, it was time for her nightly live stream.
At 7:50 PM on the dot, Su Nian started her live stream.
The bullet comments were already buzzing with activity.
[There’s something that’s been bothering me for a long time, please, please, please let me win the lucky bag.]
[Same here! I live too far from the streamer’s Daoist Temple to visit, so the giveaway is my only chance.]
[I’m giving myself one more chance. I have to win today! I have to!]
Ten minutes later, Su Nian started the lucky bag giveaway right on time.
DING...
[Congratulations to Lala for winning the streamer’s lucky bag.]
Su Nian was about to send a private message to the first lucky winner when a message came in from them directly.
[Streamer, I can do a video call.]
Su Nian opened her profile. Just as she was about to press the call button, she caught a glimpse of the user’s profile picture—a very pretty and gentle-looking young woman.
Su Nian tapped her finger, hitting the call button. Three seconds later, the call connected, and the face of a pretty young woman appeared on the screen.
She was wearing an orange-yellow hanfu, looking prim and elegant.
Her hair was styled in a high bun, held in place with an ornate hairpin, looking particularly exquisite.
She curled her lips into a closed-mouth smile, the very picture of a well-bred lady from a noble house. She smiled faintly and greeted Su Nian, "Hello, streamer. I’m Lala."
Su Nian replied politely, "Mm, hello, Lala."
Some viewers in the stream recognized her, and a discussion broke out in the bullet comments.
[Oh, holy crap, isn’t that that costume transformation blogger?]
[Who’s that? I don’t recognize her.]
[She’s a really amazing costume transformation blogger, she’s even been in a TV series! Her makeup skills are incredible.]
[Really? But her makeup doesn’t look that special. Her skin just seems really good, really smooth.]
Seeing that some viewers in the stream recognized her, Lala lifted her skirt and gave a delicate, demure curtsy.
The bullet comments erupted with effusive praise again, but it was hard to describe how Su Nian was feeling at that moment.
’This is so toe-curlingly awkward.’
Lala held her phone and stood up, paying special attention to her etiquette, forcing herself into the persona of a noble lady.
It was painful for Su Nian to watch, but the girl clearly loved putting on a show.
She even walked to the window, her brow furrowed slightly, her eyes glistening with unshed tears.
The words that came out of her mouth were dripping with pretentiousness, making Su Nian’s skin crawl. "I often feel... that I should have been born in ancient times. I never imagined I would be born into this new era. I feel no connection to this place... I feel my soul belongs to the past."
Su Nian: ’This is... really hard to comment on.’
And the bullet comments became polarized. One side was saying how sensitive and beautiful she was.
While the other side complained that the secondhand embarrassment was making their teeth hurt.
[She really has the beauty of a noble lady from a bygone era.]
[Does anyone get me? I think my toes are getting tired from cringing.]
[How do I put this... It’s hard to comment. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I wish her success.]
[What are you all talking about? She’s just a very sensitive person, why are you attacking her? That’s not nice at all.]
Even facing the attacks in the comments, Lala’s expression didn’t change. A tear even welled up in her eye as she offered a pale, tragic smile.
"So be it. There is simply no one in this world who understands me."
Listening to her pretentious, flowery words and watching her theatrical swaying, Su Nian felt a severe case of secondhand embarrassment coming on.
Su Nian picked up her peach and took a hard bite.
Seeing that Lala was about to launch into another emotional monologue, Su Nian quickly cut in, "We can start the divination now. Please pay the divination fee. One Carnival."
Lala nodded and promptly sent a "High-Energy Cannon." The gift’s brilliant special effects flashed across the stream.
By now, Su Nian had accumulated quite a few fans. Seeing Lala send a gift, many of them followed suit and started sending gifts as well.
After receiving the payment, Su Nian fixed her gaze on the woman’s face, her eyes pausing for a moment.
’Her romantic fortune is a bit... unusual...’
Then, she retracted her gaze, closed her eyes, and pinched her fingers together in a quick calculation. The result came to her, and she said coolly, "Your eyebrows hang low over your eyes, which indicates a poor relationship with your parents. You come from a well-off family, but due to their neglect since you were a child, you’ve developed some psychological problems."
[Psychological problems! I knew it! How could a normal person keep saying they’re from ancient times?]
[Huh? No way! Streamer, don’t just say things like that!]
[Can you not doubt Heavenly Venerable Bailian? Her divinations are seriously accurate.]
[To be honest, the moment she appeared, I thought she seemed a little off.]
A whole army of Captain Hindsights appeared in the comments. Su Nian watched as Lala’s eyes widened in an instant, and she gave an affirmative nod.
Unexpectedly, the young woman immediately sat up straight, revealing a set of white teeth. Her posture was ramrod straight, like a soldier’s.
"Yes, I do have some psychological issues. I’m always getting lost in boundless fantasies."
She held her upright posture and nodded seriously.
’This girl might be a drama queen, but her personality isn’t half bad.’
Su Nian continued, "Furthermore, when it comes to your romantic life, there’s also something about you that differs from the average person."
"For instance, you’re attracted to women."
At Su Nian’s words, Lala’s eyes flew wide open. You could see the excited glint in them right through the screen.
"Oh my god, streamer, you’re so accurate it’s scary! That’s right, I am attracted to women!"
Just a moment ago she was the picture of a demure, gently smiling noble lady, but now she was so excited she was slapping her thighs. 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦
"At first, I spent all day fantasizing, thinking I was from ancient times. Later, my mom took me to the hospital, and that’s when I found out I have a delusional disorder."
"And it was there that I met the true love of my life."
[How do I put this? Things suddenly took an unexpected turn.]
[I thought this was a conversation between two beautiful women, but I didn’t expect one of them to have a mental illness.]
[I guess my thinking was too conservative. I thought Lala had a crush on Heavenly Venerable Bailian!]
[Don’t tell horror stories like that, user above me. Aren’t you afraid the Heavenly Venerate will punch Lala to death?]