
Balthazar was just a random giant crab enjoying his life in a fantasy world full of bothersome human adventurers, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of attributes and levels. And also pie. With baked goods and coin as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk adventurers loot every day.Follow Balthazar as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his pond, because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how adventurers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a crab who makes great new friends by simply buying them.Book 2 is out now, with new chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, fresh off the bakery!What to expect from this story:- No harems, not unless they're a harem of gold coins.- Silliness, lots of it. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, so you shouldn't either.- The only kind of OP here is how “overpriced” the crab's deals are.- A system simple enough for a crab to use, but still conveniently complex when necessary, for some odd reason.- Proper realistic adventurers: they're not very bright, and they make very poor decisions.- Did I mention there will be pastries?
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- Chapter 39: Tax Rebuttal
- Chapter 38: Tax Debuff
- Chapter 37: Reject Nature, Return to System
- Chapter 36: Reject System, Return to Crab
- Chapter 35: Midnight Stories
- Chapter 34: How Not to Train Your Drake
- Chapter 33: Growth Spurt
- Chapter 32: Blue
- Chapter 31: Hatching a Plan
- Chapter 30: Exotic Grade Goods
- Chapter 29: Dessert and Taxes
- Chapter 28: Sixteen Pairs of Boots
- Chapter 27: Bone-a-Fide Merchant
- Chapter 26: A Different Kind of Pies
- Chapter 25: Enchanted to Meet You
- Chapter 24: Giant Hangover
- Chapter 23: Barrel o’ Fun
- Chapter 22: Good Samaritan
- Chapter 21: Am Bush
- Chapter 20: Molting Gold
- Chapter 19: Black Velvet
- Chapter 18: Staff Meeting
- Chapter 17: Bould Assumptions
- Chapter 16: Friend
- Chapter 15: Red Handed
- Chapter 14: Silver Tongue, Silver Claw
- Chapter 13: The Town Merchant
- Chapter 12: A Spider Problem
- Chapter 11: Meat and Greet
- Chapter 10: The Goblin
- Chapter 9: Reputable Merchant
- Chapter 8: The Baker Girl
- Chapter 7: Shrewd Businesscrab
- Chapter 6: Expanding Your Sights
- Chapter 5: Trading Bodies
- Chapter 4: Skill Issues
- Chapter 3: Easy as Pie
- Chapter 2: Ascending and Descending
- Chapter 1: Stepping Stones
- The Crab’s Index
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