Merchant Crab
Balthazar was just a random giant crab enjoying his life in a fantasy world full of bothersome human adventurers, but then he had to go and accidentally discover the secret of attributes and levels. And also pie. With baked goods and coin as his new life goals, he turns to the competitive business of trading the random junk adventurers loot every day.Follow Balthazar as he does everything to find a baker... except leave his pond, because exploring the dangerous world out there is for suckers. Witness how adventurers just can't seem to stop dying around his home. And cheer for a crab who makes great new friends by simply buying them.Book 2 is out now, with new chapters every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, fresh off the bakery!What to expect from this story:- No harems, not unless they're a harem of gold coins.- Silliness, lots of it. The story doesn't take itself too seriously, so you shouldn't either.- The only kind of OP here is how "overpriced" the crab's deals are.- A system simple enough for a crab to use, but still conveniently complex when necessary, for some odd reason.- Proper realistic adventurers: they're not very bright, and they make very poor decisions.- Did I mention there will be pastries?
- C.296: All Bark and No Stones
- C.295: Stonewalled
- C.294: Going Berserk
- C.293: A Gentleman Most Dead
- C.292: Speaking With the Dead
- [Traveling] Merchant Crab (book 2) is now live on Kindle and Audible!
- C.291: Smash Club
- C.290: The Altar of Potential
- C.289: The Hero From the Wall and the Golem From the Ceiling
- C.288: Falling Stones
- [Traveling] Merchant Crab available for pre-order + book 2 stubbing
- C.287: Smashing and Crashing
- C.286: As Foretold by the Kobold
- C.285: Your Help
- C.284: Some Assembly Required
- C.283: The Idea
- C.282: Thunking Along
- C.281: Crouching Knight, Hidden Dragon
- C.280: Frothing at the Mouth
- C.279: Dragon Seeds
- C.278: Save Points
- C.277: The Duke’s Due
- C.276: Partners
- C.275: Forced Audience
- C.274: Poisoned Words
- C.273: Fright Stage
- C.272: Prep Walk
- C.271: Business Partners
- C.270: Winter Garden
- C.269: An Axe to Grind
- C.268: Ardville’s Hall
- C.267: Grandma
- C.266: Chestnuts
- Merchant Crab is now live on Kindle and Audible!
- C.265: Mountain Clash
- C.264: Two Strangers in a Strange World
- C.263: Mailstrom
- C.262: Sticky Partnership
- C.261: Visitors
- C.260: Two Sides of Different Coins
- C.259: Into the Firestorm
- C.258: Out of the Baking Pan
- C.257: Pest Problem
- Merchant Crab book 1 out on Kindle and Audible November 18 + Stubbing November 16
- C.256: Tainted Batch
- C.255: A Spark
- C.254: Prideful Creatures
- C.253: Deadly Halls
- C.252: Out of the Oven
- C.251: Seeking
- C.250: Experimental Crab
- C.249: Complementary Activities
- C.248: First Acolyte
- C.247: Three Hearths
- C.246: Sales Pitch
- C.245: Tutor Crab
- C.244: Leaving the Nest
- C.243: Rocking the Conch
- C.242: Sneaky Dragons
- C.241: Tainted Goods
- C.240: Druma, Aspiring Reader
- C.239: Morning Cocoa
- C.238: Setting the Bones
- C.237: Cordoned Off
- C.236: Woolsome
- C.235: Crab Snack
- C.234: Dungeon Strollers
- C.233: Golden Times
- C.232: Enlightening
- C.231: Mighty Spork
- C.230: Team Effort
- C.229: Steeling and Resolving
- C.228: Colossal Responsibility
- C.227: Big Kaboom
- C.226: Bone Mass Hysteria
- C.225: Fumbling the Bag of Bones
- C.224: Chalking a Path
- C.223: The Peculiar Seven
- C.222: You Can’t Argue Against Crabs
- C.221: An Amber and a Stone
- C.220: Mason
- C.219: The Duke of Dupe
- C.218: Defeated
- C.217: Free Labor
- C.216: King Starfish
- C.215: Barnacles
- C.214: Bouldly Going Where No Boulder Has Gone Before
- C.213: Kicking Rocks
- C.11: Meat and Greet
- C.10: The Goblin
- C.9: Reputable Merchant
- C.8: The Baker Girl
- C.7: Shrewd Businesscrab
- C.6: Expanding Your Sights
- C.5: Trading Bodies
- C.4: Skill Issues
- C.3: Easy as Pie
- C.2: Ascending and Descending
- C.1: Stepping Stones
- The Crab’s Index
























