Chapter 1060: Chapter 258: Traveling Doctor? [Bonus Chapter for Wise Alliance Leader Hai Chen]

But everyone became serious after his words.

Fang Che was right.

Beating lame Hong Er is one thing, but what about Qin Fang? She’s a family member of the Guardian Hall too.

After Fang Che said that, everyone felt a bit ashamed.

They were initially proud of dealing with lame Hong Er. Now the whole situation flipped.

Yuan Jingjiang sighed and said: "The fault lies with me... Actually, when you think about it, lame Hong Er isn’t a bad person. He’s just annoying and foul-mouthed!"

"And his annoying behavior isn’t the kind that makes you laugh, but the kind that makes you want to kill him..."

"His foul mouth is at the extreme, slick to the extreme, greasy to the extreme, completely ignorant to the extreme... everywhere he goes, he carries the aura of a stingy person that makes people dislike him, yet he happens not to be a bad guy! Is that the feeling?"

Fang Che asked with a smile.

"Yes, yes, yes! That’s exactly the feeling, spot on!"

Everyone’s eyes lit up, and they slapped their thighs.

"So, what do we do now." Fang Che said weakly: "Is there an antidote for that Guai Guai Powder?"

Yun Jianqiu coughed and said: "Guai Guai Powder... doesn’t require an antidote, as time passes, in about ten days, the medicinal power disperses, a few pees will do the trick, otherwise, even practicing to expel it... is useless."

"What day is today?"

"Cough, cough, cough... the third day. For the past two days, Er Quezi has been searching for a doctor throughout Baiyun State... Mr. Fang, what do you think we should do about this?"

"You guys... truly know how to create a mess..."

Fang Che had a headache: "I never imagined that after being away for so many days, my first visit to the Guardian Hall would be welcomed by such a low-level problem... You’ve already said that medicine won’t help, and now you ask me what to do? Should I probably go and stroke him?"

Someone almost laughed, but clearly now wasn’t the right time, so they held back.

"Cough, cough, it’s said that Er Quezi got sick without understanding why, Qin Fang is very angry, on their wedding night, he actually... so there’s suspicion that Er Quezi had someone outside, maybe some other woman got angry that he’s married, and out of jealousy drugged him... cough, cough, therefore now... cough..."

Yun Jianqiu kept coughing.

Fang Che had a headache.

To solve this problem is simple, Fang Che could toss out a Heavenly King Pill, and it would all be resolved.

But using such a life-saving item on this annoying person, Fang Che was undoubtedly reluctant. Even if he wasn’t, he’d still worry about everyone’s reaction: how come such an annoying guy could actually get a blessing in disguise?

So such action, Fang Che simply can’t do.

Without using the Heavenly King Pill and Dan Yun Divine Pill, and with no antidote, Er Quezi can only wait for ten days!

But in these ten days... That bothersome fellow could collapse multiple times!

Not to mention anything else, just the disdain from his new wife is enough to make Er Quezi suffer. Even ending up with some psychological shadow... is not impossible.

"Everyone!"

Fang Che cupped his fists: "You’re all talents! Truly admire, truly admire."

Everyone’s expressions were complex.

The deed was done, regardless of how absurd, it’s already happened.

The next thing is to decide what to do.

"For this matter... there’s only one way."

Fang Che pondered.

Everyone suddenly perked up: "Mr. Fang, please tell us."

"For this matter... let Er Quezi just endure it. Then, we’ll discreetly explain everything to Qin Fang clearly..."

"Once Qin Fang understands, this matter will be over."

Everyone seemed to be sifting through thoughts, nodding one after another.

They all praised Mr. Fang as deserving of his reputation, handling issues appropriately.

As long as Qin Fang understands Er Quezi wasn’t messing around outside. The whole matter will pass without affecting the future marital relationship.

Additionally, it punishes Er Quezi, allowing everyone to vent. Triple benefits.

As for whether Qin Fang will talk to Er Quezi after being told, that would be Qin Fang’s issue.

But it must be said that annoying guy’s temper really needs a change.

Otherwise, letting him go on like this, annoying everyone daily would be insufferable.

Mr. Fang finalized: "We’ll handle it this way!"

Then a new problem emerged.

Who’s going to explain this matter?

Yuan Jingjiang curled up in a chair pretending to be dead. Others showed expressions as if they might die any moment, not daring to breathe.

No one wanted to go. Strictly speaking, they’re all somewhat guilty.

Making someone else’s husband experience Yang Wei and then discussing this with the wife... it’s truly an embarrassing situation.

As for sending Female Steward Jing Xiuyun, it’s even harder to open one’s mouth. Though talking to a woman with another woman is easier to communicate, it also depends on what matter.

Such a matter, how can Jing Xiuyun speak: they caused your husband to experience Yang Wei...

Suddenly, everyone in the room fixed their eyes on Fang Che’s face, then suddenly said in unison.

"Mr. Fang, it’s up to you. Only you can do it!"

Fang Che cursed furiously: "You guys are truly daring! You collectively created such a mess, I haven’t had a single drink, yet you want me to clean up this super giant mess for you? Do you consider me a fool?"

Everyone laughed shamelessly together.

You can curse all you want, everyone will just endure it.

Anyway, you just have to get the job done!

"Mr. Fang, only you can handle this. Apart from you, it’s the Hall Masters and Vice Hall Masters."

Yuan Jingjiang earnestly said: "Besides, the Hall Masters probably won’t do it, because they still have their pride."

Fang Che was furious: "So you’re saying I should just throw away my pride?"

Yuan Jingjiang forced a smile: "For the sake of the brothers..."

Fang Che stood up to leave.

But everyone stood up at the same time, lining up at the door.

He tried to go out the window, but there were people standing in front of it too.

"But I can’t go alone, can I? How does it look for a big guy like me..."

Fang Che twisted his face: "I shouldn’t have come today!"

"Let Jing Xiuyun go with you! She’s familiar with Qin Fang!" Yuan Jingjiang concluded decisively.

"Fine, I’ll go!"

Fang Che slumped over the table: "What the hell kind of situation is this..."

...

However, regardless of Fang Che’s reluctance, he had to do this task.

This time, he didn’t get any answers about his position but instead got saddled with such a super tricky and embarrassing job...

Fang Che was just exasperated.

Jing Xiuyun was even more bewildered.

She didn’t do anything, yet she was appointed the task, and such an awkward task at that.

Her mind was completely blank: "How do I say it? How do you expect a woman to handle this?"

Fang Che weakly said: "You don’t have to say anything... I’ll do the talking, you just accompany Qin Fang and listen."

"But listening is embarrassing too..." Jing Xiuyun said.

"What about me?" Fang Che pointed to his own nose and asked.

Jing Xiuyun stuck out her tongue, suddenly stopped talking, and burst into laughter, shaking with laughter.

Afternoon.

Fang Che came out of lame Hong Er’s house with Jing Xiuyun, almost swept away by the wind. His look of helpless laughter made Jing Xiuyun almost choke with laughter.

Remembering Qin Fang’s reaction to the matter, after hearing the truth, that look of shock and speechlessness, the dumbfounded expression, and the feeling of shame... The furious yet extremely awkward demeanor...

Fang Che’s mind was also in turmoil.

"What do you think, what kind of person is lame Hong Er?"

Fang Che truly couldn’t understand anymore.

"Er Quezi..." 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮

Jing Xiuyun also got a headache and said: "When it comes down to it, how do I put it? Er Quezi is full of bad habits – greedy, stingy, loves to take small advantages, slick, and oily, he jokes without considering the occasion, loves to flirt with women – it’s his greatest pleasure..."

"Overall, Er Quezi is very genuine. He’s not a bad person, just full of flaws. His personality is like... like an ordinary person who lacks martial power, and among ordinary people, he’s the sleazy type, a middle-aged man with those problems. As far as I know, many ordinary people, especially middle-aged men, have these issues."

Jing Xiuyun said: "But Er Quezi is a Martial Artist. So he’s a Martial Artist with all the flaws of a greasy middle-aged man, which makes him somewhat out of place. But Mr. Fang, Er Quezi is not bad. Really, he’s not! I detest him to the extreme, but this is someone you could beat half to death, but you can’t kill him... that’s the feeling."

Fang Che nodded speechlessly: "Every time I see him I want to beat him half to death, but can’t kill him... isn’t that what I do every day?"

"Hahahahaha..."

Jing Xiuyun couldn’t help bursting into laughter.

Thinking about how Mr. Fang would beat up Er Quezi every day, she suddenly found her description to be too fitting.

As they were talking.

They saw a figure hesitantly walking toward them, taking two steps, then sighing.

It was lame Hong Er.

When he looked up and saw Fang Che, he wailed and ran over: "Mr. Fang... Mr. Fang waah waah..."

Fang Che frowned, grabbing his ear: "Didn’t I tell you to throw away those empty wine jars? Not to pass off bad wine as good? Why are you still doing it?"

With his ear twisted, Er Quezi was hoisted up, standing on tiptoe: "Hiss hiss... Mr. Fang, it hurts, it hurts..."

"I can’t help it, they insisted on having the wine, I have no money, can’t use the wife’s dowry, still haven’t married her yet..."

Lame Hong Er cried: "Mr. Fang, I really am a little sleazy, but I don’t have any bad intentions..."

"You admit you’re a little sleazy? Just a little?"

Fang Che exerted more force, making Er Quezi wail like a pig being slaughtered.

"Why are you back so late? Where have you been? Sneaking around again?"

"No no no... how dare I... I can’t even sneak around now..." Er Quezi was almost in tears: "Even if I wanted to sneak around, I couldn’t..."

Fang Che almost burst out laughing.

Suddenly, he remembered a saying: How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel...

"Then what were you doing?"

"A traveling doctor came by, really miraculous, curing so many diseases swiftly. I was just queuing up!"