And Dongyun Yu, riding the flood from the burst dam, dashed down like a slippery fish.

Playing with great joy, followed by a group of fishes just like him.

At that moment, the entire family, flooded by the Dong Family members, caught all forty of those rascals and hung them on the big tree for half a day.

From that point on, Dongyun Yu was disqualified from attending school with others, enjoying the special treatment of attending classes alone.

Isn’t it safe for an advanced martial artist to watch over a child? Everyone thought so, but reality proved otherwise.

Dongyun Yu self-taught and learned to dig tunnels.

A perfectly fine classroom ended up with more than a dozen interconnected exits dug by him, more impressive than rabbits.

The teacher would go out for a stroll, return to find no one there, and he’d already be up in the mountain wrestling with tigers...

The most impressive thing was that finding the exit in the classroom actually took quite an effort.

By the age of ten, Dongyun Yu was already mature.

This maturity referred to his mischievousness, not his physical features. 𝒻𝑟𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝑛𝘰𝓋ℯ𝘭.𝘤𝘰𝘮

It was also at the age of ten when his exhausted father, Dongmen Zhi, uttered the timeless saying.

"Damn, I should’ve shot you on the wall instead of giving birth to you!"

This statement opened a brand new door for Dongyun Yu.

From then on, whenever he argued with someone, he’d start with: Your dad should’ve shot you on the wall instead of giving birth to you!

Which child could bear such words? Naturally, they’d talk back. Dongyun Yu then diligently studied, gathering insights from many and researching his unique ’art of cursing’.

He cursed the entire Dong Family without rival.

From then on, the entire Dong Family was shrouded in filthy language for a year.

A year later, the old ancestor responsible for overseeing the family said: "Old man feels he’s lived enough... This year has been longer than the previous eight thousand years..."

Everyone drew lessons from the pain and found a mentor for Dongyun Yu, sending him off.

Who did they find? The renowned Monarch Sword Prince Zijing of the continent, to let him properly educate Dongyun Yu.

A year later, Dongyun Yu was sent back.

The Monarch Sword gentleman arrived with continuous curses.

"Yo, damn it, I’ve finally sent this little bastard back, damn it... Take him! Send him wherever, I’m done serving, truly damn unlucky!"

And just like trash, he threw Dongyun Yu over.

With a spit, Monarch Sword Prince Zijing left.

Then after some time, Prince Zijing suddenly became famous, nicknamed Smelly Mouth Scoundrel.

People annoy people, ghosts hate ghosts. Because this guy wouldn’t open his mouth unless cursing!

Initially, some admired the demeanor of ’Monarch Sword’, inviting him to entertain guests at home. This gentleman of Monarch Sword would sit gracefully on the table and start cursing.

"Damn, I thought it was some figure, turns out it’s this old jerk, come on, have a drink with your dad to show your respect..."

Wherever he went, the people were in agony.

The Monarch Sword cursed so fiercely, all birds flew away, and all paths were deserted.

Gradually, everyone accepted, and the name Smuggler Scoundrel became well-known throughout the continent. Finally, there was one day he encountered Ningxue Sword Rui Qianshan, and was beaten up, included in the Guardian ranks for hard labor.

And since then, Rui Qianshan was also found to be even more troublesome...

Let’s get back to Dongyun Yu.

Dongyun Yu returned to the Dong Family in less than three days before being sent to the Wu Family for education.

Everyone knew the Young Master Wu Zhibing of the Wu Family was mature from a young age, and after investigation, found he really was a difficult child to lead astray.

So they sent Dongyun Yu over to be influenced by Wu Zhibing.

Wu Zhibing certainly didn’t learn any bad habits, but still couldn’t stand Dongyun Yu. Within six days, the two kids fought over thirty times, with mutual injuries!

Wu Zhibing had a fractured arm, Dongyun Yu had a broken leg.

The Wu Family sent Dongyun Yu back like he was a plague, everyone pale-faced.

Because Dongyun Yu, in those six days, cursed the ancestral graves of the Wu Family upside down.

He fought with Wu Zhibing daily but still had time to run not far to the Hua Family and beat their eldest son, Hua Kaixie, half to death.

Claiming Wu Zhibing sent him...

This was truly a mess!

Dongyun Yu returned home, and the Dong Family found that after going out for further studies, he indeed made progress: his cursing abilities increased! As well as his capacity for irritation!

The most impressive thing was, he awakened another ability at the Wu Family, the talent for sowing discord.

As long as Dongyun Yu was around, he could make even blood brothers fight.

This belonged to the realm of natural talent, and a very top-grade one at that.

Three days after returning home, Dongyun Yu’s father, Dongmen Zhi, got into a fight with his elder brother, Dongmen Jun, with both families fully involved, nearly fighting to the death...

Then Dongyun Yu fanned the flames everywhere, causing chaos without end, eventually leading to a major disaster.

This guy spread rumors that his ancestors were born from concubines.

That was simply stirring the hornet’s nest.

He was hung on the big date tree at the village entrance, whipped all over his body by three generations.

Then he was thrown into the Guardian youth training camp.

After a year there, the entire training camp became a cesspool, unbearable to smell.

Everyone came out with squinted eyes, disgruntled and defiant, greeting others with: "Who the hell are you?"

And their greetings reached this level.

"What the hell are you up to?"

"Damn, I’m going to the restroom, damn it, you going or not?"