"So lucky, the guys at this school don’t even need to rent a room outside; they can just bring their girlfriends to the dorm and start the engine."

Even Meng Xianjun looked envious.

"In an environment like this, if a man’s will is not strong, it won’t be long before he’s drained and weak, and he might even shorten his lifespan."

Hua Yingjie frowned as he looked at Tang Ming.

"There’s nothing I can do now but accept it. Let’s go inside first; there’s no way I’ll be staying in the same dorm as girls, right?"

Tang Ming swallowed hard and walked into the dormitory building reluctantly.

"Auntie, I’m a new student registering, could you tell me how to get to room 128?"

Tang Ming handed over his registration documents to a middle-aged aunt in the mailroom.

"A male student? Are all four of you here to register?"

The aunt’s eyes lit up as she sized up Tang Ming and his companions.

"No, no, it’s just me by myself."

Tang Ming quickly explained.

"Just one! Not bad-looking, turn left in front, walk straight, and it’s the sixth room on the right."

The aunt gave Tang Ming a lecherous look as she directed him.

"Thank you."

Tang Ming nodded and quickly led the group inside.

Originally expecting that the appearance of several big men would cause the girls in the dorm to scream and scatter, they were surprised to find that not only did these girls not avoid them, but they also looked at Tang Ming and his friends with great interest, and a lot of other dorms heard there were guys around and peeked out.

"I feel like I’m about to become Tang Seng’s meat."

Tang Ming tightened his clothes, completely unused to such a scene.

"Wow, that girl’s chest is so big, she’s not even wearing a bra."

"That girl’s legs are amazing, she seems to be wearing red."

...

Tang Ming and Hua Yingjie were a bit overwhelmed, but Meng Xianjun and Shao Wuyou excitedly commented on the passing girls, mostly because these girls were so open, with no sense of gender difference, instead eagerly displaying their charms.

Under the gazes of the people around them like looking at zoo animals, Tang Ming and his companions reached room 128, where three men and two women were gathered around a desk watching something on a computer, and the video on the computer...

"Whoa, it’s Bodo-sensei’s new film!"

Shao Wuyou rushed up first.

"Of course, I had a friend from Japan specially mail it... Who are you?"

A tall, thin guy with glasses, paused mid-sentence, quickly closed the laptop and nervously looked at Tang Ming and the others.

The two girls were embarrassed too, but soon regained composure, curiously eyeing Tang Ming and the group.

"Ahem, I’m a new transfer student, my name’s Tang Ming."

Tang Ming cleared his throat, his mind buzzing, feeling as though his worldview had collapsed.

What the hell is this dorm? Boys and girls mixed together and even watching adult films? This is crazy!

"Oh my God, is there a new student?"

A greasy little fat boy quickly stood up, "Hello, hello, my name is Zhu Chenglong, I’m the leader of room 128, the oldest and rank first."

"I’m Liu Bin, rank second."

The tall, thin guy was the first to speak, stood up and greeted, holding the arm of one of the pretty girls: "This is my girlfriend, Wang Lina."

"I’m number three, my name is Shi Shwei, and this is my girlfriend, Zhang Hui."

Another dark-skinned, glasses-wearing short guy introduced, with his arm around another tall girl.

"Damn, this is so unfair."

Shao Wuyou clutched his chest in pain, these three monsters actually have two girlfriends each, and they’re all beauties!

Meng Xianjun nodded repeatedly, also feeling the unfairness, they’re considered popular at Imperial University but are still single, that’s the gap.

"Hello, please take care of me in the future..."

"Is there a newcomer?"

Before Tang Ming could finish, a woman’s voice came from the bunk on the far right, followed by the opening of a mosquito net, revealing two sleepy, pajama-clad pretty girls poking their heads out.

"Hiss!"

Seeing this, Tang Ming and the three others gasped, it’s one thing to have women in the dorm, but why in the beds, and two at that?

"Ahem, these two are my girlfriends, Qian Xiaoli and Qian Xiaoying."

Zhu Chenglong hurriedly pushed the girls’ heads back into the mosquito net and introduced them.

"Damn!"

Shao Wuyou couldn’t help but swear, this fatso actually has a pair of twin sisters as girlfriends, and a small bed for three people, how carefree.

"I..."

Tang Ming opened his mouth, utterly speechless.

"Tang Ming, right? Here, here’s your bed, our dorm is finally complete with four people."

Liu Bin immediately pointed to the bed by the window.

Tang Ming turned to look and saw a sign next to the bed that said "cannon bed."

"Just kidding, just kidding."

Shi Shwei quickly went forward and stuffed the sign under the bed, looking awkwardly at Tang Ming and the others.

"Bro, can I transfer schools?"

Shao Wuyou pitifully looked at Tang Ming.

"Probably not."

Meng Xianjun shook his head, enviously hugged Tang Ming: "Bro, you’ll be so lucky from now on, don’t forget about us."

"Get lost, you guys head back."

Tang Ming rolled his eyes at Meng Xianjun.

Afterward, Hua Yingjie dragged the reluctant Meng Xianjun and Shao Wuyou out, and Tang Ming moved his luggage to the indicated bed, looking at the messy bedding and the garbage bin full of condoms beside it, he finally understood why it was called the cannon bed.

"Fourth young master, don’t mind this."

Zhu Chenglong quickly climbed on the bed, taking the bedding down and tossing it to the ground: "This bed’s been unoccupied for a while, so we used it as a public facility when needed."

"I..."

Tang Ming’s mouth twitched, how many men and women had messed around on this bed? How can he sleep on it?

"Don’t worry, we pay attention to hygiene, and once the bedding’s changed there’s no effect."

Liu Bin cheerfully explained.

"It’s fine, it’s fine."

Tang Ming forced a smile, what else could he say now that it had come to this?

He then resisted the nausea, laid his bedding onto the bed, and attempted to place his suitcase into the cabinet, only to open it and find it full of healthcare products, leaving him distraught.

Is this even a school, or what is this chaos?

"Brother, who are you exactly? It’s almost finals and you just came to register, how are you not expelled yet?"

Shi Shwei helped out while curiously looking at Tang Ming.

"Don’t get expelled! Our school has an imbalance in male to female ratio, finally a handsome guy comes along, expelling him would be such a waste." 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮

At this, Wang Lina exclaimed, batting her eyelashes at Tang Ming.

"Smack!"

Standing by, Liu Bin slapped Wang Lina across the face: "Slut, do you go stupid every time you see a man?"