My Life is a literal「Life」stream!
Chapter 112: F*ck! It was just a joke! A joke!!!
Up high in the sky, the man suddenly gave Xiao Shen a strange look.
That kid’s aura is very strange ...
He thought with a deep frown.
Qi aura, Mana aura, both of them worked in the same way. It was unconsciously released by a person when they had Spiritual Energy or Mana. The guy obviously had neither of the two, but why was he able to bring about traces of immortal aura?
His eyes narrowed into slits as he stared at Xiao Shen as though he was looking at a corpse.
This guy, he couldn’t be coming for my Yin-Yin, right?
Immortals were no longer able to cultivate once they reached the True Immortal realm. This was because there was not nearly enough Spiritual Energy to go around.
The conversion rate of spiritual energy to immortal energy was very prodigious, and, because of this, the trickles of Immortal energy that they could get from cultivation just was not worth it.
However, it was only natural that Immortals drew up a whole new system of cultivation. Various pills and herbs with large amounts of spiritual energy could replenish one’s Immortal energy, alongside the flesh of spirit beasts, the water of spirit springs and spiritual blades of grass.
Besides these, Spirit Stones of the tenth stage and above were the only stable spiritual energy source they had, despite how hard they were to get. Killing another immortal was another way to get Immortal energy, but the entire point of becoming Immortal was to become unkillable, so...
The man frowned and watched Xiao Shen closely.
The last two methods for an Immortal to get Immortal energy was consuming the spiritual energy of hundreds of lower realm cultivators, and... dual cultivating with another Immortal!
If that fellow is another Immortal in disguise, I’ll never let him have my Yin-Yin!
He thought to himself.
Earlier, he had traced Xiao Yin’s aura over to the manor and decided to wait until all the mortals were gone, only for him to see those three running away with his Yin-Yin.
He dared not directly open a space gate, lest he attracted the attention of a certain someone, and followed them here on his flying sword. He could have directly obliterated them, but did not do so as, no matter how one thought of it, Xiao Yin was way too strong to be kidnapped!
And by such low leveled ants with a power level of five, no less!
Surely it was done with Xiao Yin’s planing, right?
After all, she had been very eccentric since the ancient era. It was not surprising for her to arrange for herself to get kidnapped just so that she would be able to know what it was like to be kidnapped.
But then, this fellow with traces of Immortal energy had come. He had seen cases of fake kidnappings turning into real ones once the kidnapper was with enough power!
His eyes narrowed even more and killing intent radiated from his body.
He absolutely could not allow that fellow to get her!
"No, no, Young Master." The old man beside him shook his head. "That person would be able to locate your spatial coordinates once you use even a bit of Immortal energy."
"Tsk." He clicked his tongue.
An Immortal would no longer have any spiritual energy in his body as it would all be converted into Immortal energy once they reached the True Immortal realm. Even if he wanted to, there was no way for him to lower the power of his strength!
Was this what they called suffering from success??
"Aha! I’ll use Immortal energy to make an attack out of spite and leave that fellow to handle the aftermath!" The Young Master said soon after after thinking for a bit.
He felt like it was a genius plan!
That existence would be able to trace his Immortal energy, but would directly direct it’s attention to that of the other immortals present if he fled!
After all, that person was just seeking energy and did not really have any sort of enmity with him!
"Think it through, Young Master..." The old man reminded.
"Hmm." The Young Master frowned slightly and folded his hands in contemplation. "I spread my immortal energy, I flee, present immortals here handle it... F*ck! Xiao Yin is also an Immortal!!"
He smacked his forehead.
He had almost set a crazed energy drainer on her!
With a tired look on his face, the young master turned his head to look at the old man. "What should we do, then??"
"I suggest you go down and directly take Xiao Yin away. Or, at least, check the true realm of that fellow. Only after doing so can you know whether to fight or not."
Fighting an unknown fellow daoist was just plain stupid. What if they were a prodigious expert and one thought that they were a loser, causing them to be underestimated. Such a development always led to death!
"I see." The Young Master nodded his head. His palms, wrists and fingers moved at an insane speed that could not even been seen through, activating a series of hand seals.
Down below, Xiao Shen chuckled. "Indeed, when the sandpiper fights the clam, the fisherman would benefit. But, little one, who told you that laozi is among the Clam and Sandpipers?"
He grinned and spread out his hands in a cool and exaggerated, dramatic manner that was so overbearing that it was a pity that he could not be seen. "Surely I am the fisherman in the end!!"
[Ahaha, you go, Anchor!]
[So overbearing~]
[Anchor should have killed them all in a single strike!]
At the same time, the Young Master in the sky finished activating his hand seals and Xiao Shen suddenly felt a pulling motion on his body. He was like: ??? 𝙛𝒓𝒆𝙚𝒘𝒆𝓫𝙣𝓸𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝒄𝒐𝓶
"Pull!" The Young Master suddenly jerked up his hands, making him suddenly fly up into the air!
"F*ck!" Xiao Shen’s eyes widened and he cursed out loud.
What the f*ck was going on?!
Even though the skies were empty, it was all kinds of weird to suddenly start floating!
Why the heck was he floating?!
[Anchor, what’s happened?!]
[I can! A rope of spiritual energy is binding Anchor’s feet!]
[F*ck, Anchor is being kidnapped too!]
[Eh? Anchor can fly??]
[No wonder! Anchor’s glabella have been rather dark these past few days!]
Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his mouth.
You knew this and did not tell me at all?
Viewer ####, our friendship is over!
At the same time, he turned over in the sky, making the invisibility cloak to slip off his body and fall to the ground.
"....." Xiao Shen was speechless.
Brother Fu: " ....."
Sister Zheng: "....."
Sister Luo: "........"
The three of them were at a loss for words!
So that guy was person putting on some invisiblity granting magical treasure item!
The Young Master up in the sky took hold of Xiao Shen’s leg and frowned deeply, scrutinizing him.
Sure enough, the fellow was an ordinary mortal!
"Who are you?!" He said in a cold voice.
Xiao Shen looked at the other party holding his leg and then at the far expanse of forest that was, according to his current position, far above his head. He twitched the corners of his lips.
What kind of situation was this?!
However, he dared not f*ck around as his life was at stake here and he forced a smile. "This junior is called Xiao Shen."
[Fairy Silver Star Sage: F*ck, this stalker bastard found me in this rebirth too!]
[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Persistence is a key feature for an eventual success~]
[Success? Success your sister! I for one find persistent stalkers very creepy!]
[This energy... F*ck, it really is an immortal!]
"....." The young master in the sky holding Xiao Shen suspended by the foot suddenly raised him up, going even higher.
Surely there was something wrong about this mortal!
He alone had been flickering and releasing several different Immortal energy auras from his mortal body, just how was that possible?!
Earlier, Xiao Yin could directly infiltrate the network of god-like existences because her path was one of Fate and Life. This fellow neither cultivated in the path of Fate and Life and thus could not directly find the network, though he directly knew that Xiao Shen was definitely abnormal!
"Hey!" Xiao Shen exclaimed as the flying sword suddenly moved upwards and the young Master in the sky had his hand lowered down, or rather up, past Xiao Shen’s knees. He shook his head vigorously. "If you’re interested in me, then scram. I have a girlfriend already, I definitely don’t swing that way!"
Seeking death was a very refreshing thing to do, more so as the Young Master in the sky had his face turned stifled.
This young master had been contemplating whether or not to simply destroy Xiao Shen as a problem would most likely disappear once one got rid of it’s root cause.
So, as soon as Xiao Shen sought death, he simply let go of his leg and let him fall.
Surely falling from such a height would kill him!
Xiao Shen’s eyes widened as his body suddenly entered into free fall.
F*ck! Senior, it was just a joke!
What happened to the basic trust between people?!!!!