My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 118: Xiao Shen felt a headache coming...

My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 118: Xiao Shen felt a headache coming...

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Chapter 118: Xiao Shen felt a headache coming...

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

In the span of a few breaths, the both of them swiftly exchanged dozens of blows!

Meanwhile, Xiao Shen, who, due to the <Demon Transformation> skill, could be regarded as the only ’Demon of the Abyss’ present, watched them go all out against each other. "So cool...."

His eyes shone as he watched them fight.

The overbearing aura of experts, the expertise with which the weapons were used to attack and defend, the extremely cool poses they struck despite fighting a life or death battle....

Xiao Shen found it all very, very, cool!

I want to become this strong one day...

He thought to himself.

Sure, he could be considered ’strong’ in a sense, as the gifts of the Viewers allowed him to kill people that were far more powerful than him.

But, at the end, that was not his own power. It was the power of the Viewers, and, were the strange real life livestream to disappear someday as suddenly as it had come, then he would be completely powerless once more.

As for the regression, he had no idea whether it came from him or from the stream. Who knows, sometimes real life could prove to be more absurd than even the wildest novels. Who was to say that it was not an innate talent that had laid dormant in his body and was only awakened when he died?

After all, it was not like he had died before...

BANG!

A loud shockwave spread through the forest as the two of them exchanged blows hundreds of times.

Xiao Shen was on the ground watching this epic battle, when he suddenly felt bored.

The fight was exciting and all, but he could barely see anything. It was like looking at the northern lights or watching a meteor shower. At first, it would seem really cool, but later, it would turn bland.

I should take Fairy Silver Star Sage and head back now that I have the chance...

Xiao Shen thought to himself as he stood up, dusted himself and picked up the body of the Jiang family’s Young Miss.

He looked at the two figures duking it out in the sky and made a slight bow with Fairy Silver Star Sage in his arms. "Seniors, I’ll be taking my leave now!"

He did not need to do so as the best option for him right now was to lay low and secretly escape the forest without being noticed by either of the two big shots, but he felt that it would be very uncomfortable to just leave like that.

He knew that the powerful male cultivator was trying to court Fairy Silver Star Sage. But, still, that was not enough reason to cause his death twice!

If he did not have the strange power to regress, would his corpse not already have turned cold by now?

If not for the Stream, how would he have been able to survive having his chest pierced?

Surely he had to do something, even if solely to annoy him!

"Hey!" The Young Master gritted his teeth and shouted. His heart was currently stifled. He had finally gotten his Yin-Yin, only for her to be taken away right under his nose! "Where do you think you’re taking her to!"

"Nice work!" The young woman grinned and gave him a thumbs up. "Nice work, junior brother! Take that little sister and go to somewhere safe!"

"Hey!!!" Flames of burning hate raged in his eyes as he glared at Xiao Shen and the blonde woman. If he could mobilize all his power, surely he would have crushed them both!

Xiao Shen smiled in satisfaction. That look on the male cultivator’s face was worth it!

Since he could not be at the other party, then he would stifle his heart and hope that someone who could beat him would come along!

[Anchor, nice job!]

[The look on his face, comedy gold!]

[Uwaah, so jealous that Senior Silver Star Sage gets to be so close to Anchor!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Anchor, stop snuggling her! Do you want a lightning bolt?!]

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.

So it turns out that this Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master was the yandere-like Viewer who frequently gifted him lightning bolts...

Clang! Clang! Bang!

The two blades clashed once again, pushing each other back. Suddenly, two terrifying auras descended upon the entire forest and made him feel suffocated.

[Anchor, leave this place!]

[The domain expansion of an Immortal is deadly!]

"Right." Xiao Shen nodded his head and immediately left the vicinity of the forest as the sounds of battle behind him intensified by several hundreds degrees. If there were a thousand blows being exchanged between them earlier, then it had surely increased to at least ten thousand by now!

It seemed like the male Cultivator was trying to break free from the blonde woman with eurasian features and come for him...

This thought made Xiao Shen’s hair stand on end, but his heart began to thump in excitement.

Evading death was an addictive feeling~

He looked up at the sky and raised a brow. "Fairy Silver Star Sage, can you beat that guy?"

On the possibility that the blonde eurasian woman would lose, he needed another guarantee. If not, then the best option now would be to hand her over when the guy finally came for him...

[That fellow, surely Senior Silver Star Sage can!]

[Our sect has records of how Senior Silver Star Sage once made a mistake while learning the Ancient Era’s language and the language had to be revised to fit with her pronunciations!]

[Senior Silver Star Sage once smiled at a young outer disciple of a great sect and he was instantly promoted to the position of Sect Master!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage once did push ups on the moon, but was unable to. Because she was actually pushing the moon down.]

[Ohh! So that was the reason for the Tsunami that wiped out the Sword Sabre Sun Sect!]

[There is no way Fairy Silver Star Sage is losing, even if the other party is an immortal!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Ahaha, I’m not really THAT awesome. But I’ll mow that pig over with one hand tied behind my back if I can regain my cultivation.]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Bah, being too polite is impolite. I’ll never forget how Fairy Silver Star Sage used an exploding spirit qi stone to kill ten thousand enemy assassins back in the Ancient Era. Before it exploded.]

Xiao Shen was speechless.

So Fairy Silver Star Sage was the Chuck Norris of the cultivation world!

Then he frowned slightly.

Wait, something is wrong with this situation...

Why was the eurasian woman fighting that male cultivator for him??

Had his worldview been broken so much in the past two days that he subconsciously accepted any development??

A cold breeze blew in and made him shiver slightly due to the cold.

That thought was rather unsettling!

In his arms, the body of the Jiang family’s young miss instinctively curled up and buried her head into his chest.

[.....]

[.....]

[F*ck, Senior Silver Star Sage wants to steal Anchor away from us!]

[Nooooo~]

[Uwu, Senior Silver Star Sage looks really cute!]

[I ship Anchor x Fairy Silver Star Sage! Ancharage!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: .....]

«[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master is internally conflicted on whether or not to gift you a dozen lightning bolts]»

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: If I said that it was the body, would you believe me?]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: We believe you 100%! Destroying the body will solve the problem, right?]

«[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master is grinning evilly]»

[We believe Senior 1000%!]

[10,000% even!]

[Oi! Aren’t you lot forgetting that Anchor already has a girlfriend?]

[Oh, right. The little miss!]

[Bah, a palm strike would take care of her! Senior Silver Star Sage, however...]

[All hope is lost!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: ....]

Why do this fellows think I have love interest in little Xiao Shen?

No, why do they themselves have such an interest in him in the first place?!

Xiao Shen himself twitched the corners of his lips and decided to carry Fairy Silver Star Sage on his back instead.

Normally, it would have been dangerous to walk about in an ordinary forest at night, but this forest belonged to the university and was completely free of wild animals. Even still, that oppressive, claustrophobic feeling that came about when one was in a place surrounded by trees was still there and Xiao Shen quickened his steps to quickly leave the forest.

Upon coming out, he looked up at the moonlight. Then ,he looked down at his clothes, sighed and said. "Come to think of it, how am I going to explain all this??"

There was a copious amount of blood on the tuxedo he was wearing, making him look like something that had just crawled straight out of a slasher horror movie!

Not to mention the fact that he was carrying the young miss of the Jiang family, whose disappearance must have been noticed by this time.

If questioned about the disappearance, what was he to say;

That he found her in a forest?

Surely he would be thrown into prison!

"F*ck..." Xiao Shen rubbed his forehead. He could feel a headache coming.

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