Chapter 168: Chapter 151: Want to Drive a Rolls? You’ll Need a Tank License First

When the spirited young man walked out of the main hall.

Ning An, unusually, directly urged the spirited young man to hurry out.

This was his once-in-a-century opportunity to change his destiny; if he missed this village, there wouldn’t be another shop like it.

Ning An couldn’t afford to bear the blame of ruining someone’s marriage.

The spirited young man was still bewildered after being rushed out.

"Didn’t they say that after making a wish, the Daoist would pull you aside for a chat, and then the wish would come true?"

"What’s going on with me?"

Though confused in his head, Li Xiao’Er had one advantage.

If he couldn’t figure something out, he just let it go, thinking he’d understand when he encountered it later on.

He only stood there dazed for two minutes before Li Xiao’Er started humming a tune and leisurely walked down the mountain.

Little did he know that Ning An was leisurely following behind him.

Wouldn’t it be a colossal mistake not to savor such a big scoop, waiting for lightning to strike?

"Hehe, our Detective Captain Ning is online again, temporarily shedding the Daoist identity."

"We’re at the most exciting part: the tracking phase. Every time we reach this phase, I get so excited!"

"By the way, how long until this wish comes true? I’m already getting impatient."

Following all the way, almost down the mountain, Li Xiao’Er continued meandering aimlessly, with nothing happening.

Many viewers became anxious at this point, unable to sit still.

After all, over all these days, Changchun Temple’s performance was evident for next year to see.

It was straightforward, rough, and swift!

In the past, at this time, they’d have already enjoyed two rounds of fun.

Unlike now, almost an hour has passed, and not even a peep of action.

Ning An glanced at the live stream chat, annoyed: "Stay focused! Don’t embarrass yourselves! Maybe there’s a turning point at the next corner. Look at you all, eating a scoop with no spirit!"

Wow!

These two sentences made the viewers snap to attention.

As the saying goes, ’Who has the best fire-stoking trio? None other than Ma Guocheng’s colleagues back then!’

So they continued following, and as expected, nothing happened at the next corner.

With only two more bends left, Li Xiao’Er would be completely down the mountain, and the viewers began to urge again.

"Brother Sect Leader, he’s almost down; ask the Ancestor’s favor, have him release a minor penalty now."

"Yes, yes, I can’t wait any longer either."

"Ha! A bunch of perverts! I really look down on you! You have no patience for a scoop, no wonder you can’t enjoy the hottest ones!"

The viewers urged with their mouths, but their bodies were honest, all sitting upright at their desks, staring at the screen, afraid of missing the freshest scoop.

Really push them away?

Don’t be ridiculous!

This is Dragon Country’s number one network figure, Ning An’s live stream. Almost all of Dragon Country’s memes this year originated here.

This such a humorous and witty live stream, how could they possibly leave!

Ning An at this moment didn’t even glance at the live stream chat; whether they liked the scoop or not, he’d certainly savor it.

In this way, Ning An kept nonchalantly following behind Li Xiao’Er.

When they were almost to the base of the mountain, passing by a grassy area, possibly tired from walking, Li Xiao’Er plopped down right there.

"Damn, I’m exhausted. That damn Daoist is really strong."

While speaking, Li Xiao’Er massaged his slightly fiddled arm.

Rolling up his sleeves, the red marks hadn’t faded yet.

Perhaps bored, he picked up his phone and started playing with it.

Huh...

Meanwhile.

Viewers of the live stream were becoming desperate.

"Quite a letdown, brother, given the chance, you’re so useless; I’ve been watching for so long, and you’re showing me this?"

"Get up and keep walking, are you sitting here waiting for a pie to drop from the sky?"

"Exactly, it’s not often you come to Changchun Temple to make a wish; what’s up with you, man, show some spirit."

...

To be honest, Ning An was now also a bit puzzled.

He looked around and still didn’t see the rich lady the system mentioned.

However.

At this moment suddenly at the mountain’s base, a luxury Rolls-Royce appeared in Ning An’s line of sight.

Already an exceptional car, the Rolls-Royce had its goddess decorated with diamonds, glinting in the sunlight.

However, if it were just this, Ning An wouldn’t have lingered his attention there.

What made Ning An point the live stream camera at it was that the luxury car stopped right next to Li Xiao’Er.

Then, a beautiful woman got out of the car, smiling as she walked toward Li Xiao’Er.

Huh?

"Something’s off, wasn’t it supposed to be a 300-pound rich lady?"

After pondering slightly, Ning An activated the Dharma Eye, looking inside the car.

Whew...

What a surprise sight it was.

Indeed, inside there was a 300-plus-pound wealthy lady, currently drooling over Li Xiao’Er through the car window.

Beside her, the female secretary flattered, "President Zhao, Brother Xiaohui is sure to succeed, and conquer this man!"

The wealthy lady twisted around with much effort, her expression not pleasant: "Are you saying I’m not as good as her?"

What a slip of the tongue.

The female secretary regretted it, wishing she could slap her own cheek twice, why couldn’t she keep her mouth shut!

...

Listening to the conversation, Ning An realized what was going on.

So, it turns out the wealthy lady took an instant liking to Li Xiao’Er.

But she was self-aware; other than being rich, she had no other advantages, especially regarding looks and figure.

So she devised a sneaky plan, and indeed, wealth’s wicked sense of humor defies normal logic.

Even Ning An was startled.

Because the gorgeous woman who alighted from the car wasn’t truly a woman in the conventional sense.

After slightly organizing his chaotic thoughts, Ning An smirked and said:

"The show is starting."

The viewers at the live stream, upon hearing this, immediately perked up.

"Wow wow wow! A show, where, where is it!"

"I absolutely love a spectacle, let me see what’s up."

"I’ve been doing good deeds my whole life; it’s my due to brush upon this stream. The Celestial Dao must be like this, let me enjoy it thoroughly!"

"Brother Sect Leader, I don’t want to see him, merely a spirited young man, we have plenty here, you want people to watch, but it is you they want to see~"

"Whoa, are you male or female? That’s terrifying; if you’re female, you’d better cut it off early, if male, be sure to bring me along!"

"Puh-ha-ha-ha..."

...

Ning An looked at the live stream chat bending the conversation off course, speechless and choked up.

These viewers were great in every way except for their unchecked mouths, daring to say anything.

Thinking about this.

Ning An rolled his eyes: "All males don’t bother, if you dare come, I’ll show you what is: Friends from afar, meet with lashes, and driven to another yard."

As the words fell.

The viewers in the live stream burst into laughter.

But regardless of what Ning An said, he didn’t stop, and after some practice, finally found the best angle for the live stream.

Once the camera was aimed at the scene, the viewers’ smiles were instantly sealed.

They couldn’t laugh at all.