Ning An's Wild Wish System
Chapter 248 - 184: Why Would a Daoist Master of a Daoist Temple Need an Entire State? (5)
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At this moment, the young man had already recovered, pulling out dozens of bundles of red banknotes from his backpack and heading to the Merit Box.
"Before I came, my sister specifically instructed me to fulfill her wish."
As he stuffed bundle after bundle into the Merit Box, he turned and smiled at Ning An: "She knows Cult Leader brother doesn’t really like these worldly things, so she didn’t let me bring much. I hope Cult Leader brother doesn’t mind."
Bang!
The sound of Ning An’s heart shattering!
Who the heck has been spreading rumors outside that he doesn’t like money?
If they’ve got the guts, stand up, and I won’t curse them to death!
Though Ning An felt a deep heartache, his face showed a calmness as he said, "No worries, just stuff it in quickly, and then you can come over to light incense."
After stuffing it all in, the young man clapped his hands, strode over, and accepted the incense stick Ning An handed over.
"Today you came early, no one has made a wish yet, so whatever you wish for won’t be something the Grandmaster Tong can’t hear due to repetition with others."
Ning An handed over the incense once more and instructed, "After lighting the incense here to make a wish for your sister, go inside the hall, face the statue of Grandmaster Tong, and silently wish it again in your heart, this way the Grandmaster hears it clearly."
Hearing this, the young man looked surprised and scratched his head in confusion: "Huh? Cult Leader brother, I’m not here to make a wish with my sister, ah."
Hmm?
Now it was Ning An’s turn to be puzzled.
"Didn’t you say your sister is currently facing high blood pressure, blood sugar, and cholesterol, and can’t come?" Ning An pondered.
"Yeah." The young man, with clear eyes, touched his nose and said without thinking: "But that’s not really a serious problem, right? My sister’s medical team is considered top-notch in Dragon Country, this thing shouldn’t need the Grandmaster’s intervention, right?"
"..." 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝘦𝘸𝑒𝒷𝓃ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝒸ℴ𝘮
Ning An fell silent, waving his hand to let him go light the incense.
The live stream viewers at that moment couldn’t help but laugh and cry.
"I’m dying of laughter, Cult Leader brother truly is a high cultivator, even when his heart’s defenses are breached, he doesn’t curse, hahahaha."
"A private medical team, such a niche term, is this something I should be overhearing with my status?"
"Don’t even mention it, my eyes are swollen from crying, I’m so envious that it’s making me as sour as a lemon."
"Bring in a rich sister! Don’t mind me being a straight guy, as long as there’s a rich sister, my sweet talk can be ten times more moving than Grandmaster Tong’s!"
Just as the viewers in the live stream were all wailing, a burst of bright colors suddenly flooded the screen.
[Prosperity and Wealth gifted Porsche*99]
[Prosperity and Wealth gifted Air Force One*99]
[Prosperity and Wealth gifted Heart of the Universe*99]
[Prosperity and Wealth gifted...]
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The expensive gifts filled the screen, directly taking over the live stream for a dozen seconds.
Right after, Ning An’s live stream turned into the equivalent of a civil service exam site.
"The name ’Prosperity and Wealth sister’ is really difficult to write, not because of complex strokes, but because during writing, you have to dip into four parts dusk, three parts moonlight, two parts intoxication, and one part of her cuteness."
"These gifts are certainly beautiful, but they pale in comparison to sister, today I must be sick, I actually saw an angel."
"I once thought coffee without milk was the bitterest, but later I realized not meeting you sooner was."
"In my youth, I aspired to visit the Louvre, but now there’s no need, I’ve already seen the Mona Lisa in my heart."
"At the prime of my life, I met the one I most want to protect, could this be fate?"
"Chinese Americans are common, but it’s the first time I’ve seen this kind of beauty with Chinese citizenship."
"From afar she looks like Lin Zhiling, up close she’s like Guan Zhilin, but on closer inspection, she’s my darling."
"The malice in the comments section is really great, what’s the big deal about having some money? Why criticize an 18-year-old girl so much? Envy of wealth?"
"They think they can deceive sister with a few words, but my love for sister is endless, day and night."
"..."
Countless brilliant comments, it’s unclear if they moved Prosperity and Wealth’s heart, but Ning An was certainly taken aback.
Is this what people refer to as the usual straight guy?
Pah!
Disgusting!
Downright vulgar!
Ning An barely managed to suppress his urge to comment, simply thanked Prosperity and Wealth, and forcefully turned his head away from the live stream.
And at this time, the young man had already started making his wish.
Soon, a pale blue system panel appeared above his head.
[Gender: Male]
[Occupation: Gym Coach]
"Huh?"
Upon seeing this, Ning An felt a bit shocked.
The occupation given by the system panel always judges based on the wisher’s current primary job, never their side job.
If this young man was previously a gym coach and now lives off someone, or main job living off someone while occasionally working as a gym coach, on the panel the occupation would be marked as gigolo, not gym coach.
Realizing this, Ning An looked thoughtfully at the sincere young man.
So, he is not purely living off someone, it’s more likely he genuinely likes the sister he mentioned.
With a wry smile, Ning An continued to look at the rest of the information on the panel.
[Name: Wang Ruozhi]
[Wish: The dog his sister raised from a young age, which was always very gentle, but recently has been very aggressive, even biting if the sister approaches, hope the Grandmaster in the heavens blesses the dog to quickly recover and become gentle again.]
Ning An looked up and saw the Golden Retriever tied under a tree, constantly growling.
Yet due to its mouth being bound with black tape, only a defiant growl came from its throat, while it continuously dug at the ground, as if venting its anger.
"Could it be affluenza?"
Ning An shook his head, refraining from commenting further, and continued reading.
[Impromptu solution for gratitude: Ten minutes later, a nearby family that keeps cats will come by, carrying a bag of cat food. When the bag is opened, the dog will desperately break free, dash to the cat food, and after eating all of it, will naturally become gentle again!]