Accidentally Reincarnated in Cultivation World-Chapter 303: Daoist Burger

Yu Xuan rose into the air above the massive crater, staring down at the incoming tsunami of beasts.

From this height, it really did look like a giant army receiving commands from one towering general, the living mountain itself.

He still didn’t know the creature’s proper name, so he casually thought of one

"Big Guy Stones."

A fitting name.

Yu Xuan’s body lit up in a pale, azure glow as his Qi surged.

All across the perimeter, the talismans he had planted earlier flared to life, igniting like stars in a constellation.

One by one, they lifted into the air, swirling rapidly into position.

Yu Xuan pressed his palms together, forming several rapid seals.

"Technique No. 25 Isolation."

Buzz—!

A lattice of light burst from every talisman, threads of blue connecting them like a giant spider web.

In seconds, a dome-shaped barrier enveloped them.

Number One and the others stared, dumbfounded.

"Boss, this is incredible but aren’t we trapped inside with all the beasts now?" Number Four asked with a deadpan expression.

Before Yu Xuan could answer.

BOOM—!

Dozens of beasts slammed into the barrier from outside and were instantly repelled.

ROAR!! SKRICH!! HOWL!!!

Their enraged cries echoed across the plains.

But none could cross the barrier.

Yu Xuan tapped his forehead and, three spirit forms burst out:

A rat. An ox. And a tiger.

They shot in three different directions.

The instant they crossed the barrier, threads of light tethered them to the formation, and their forms expanded into massive spirit avatars.

SQUEAK!! MOOO!! ROARRR!!

The three beasts charged straight into the horde, releasing devastating spirit attacks that tore into the enemy ranks.

And Yu Xuan wasn’t done.

He exhaled softly, focusing, then a chibi version of himself popped out of his consciousness.

Then another.

Then dozens.

Then hundreds.

Each chibi Yu Xuan held a different weapon — tiny swords, spears, bows, frying pans, fans, dumbbells, even a gel pen.

"Go."

The army of chibis nodded in unison.

Then they stormed out of the barrier with war cries only a pocket-sized army could make.

Number One’s mind shut down.

Number Two and Number Three felt confused.

And Number Four whispered, "...Boss is not human."

Far away, Big Guy Stones now shrunk to a manageable yet still terrifying 800 meters, strode forward and threw its first punch at the barrier.

BOOM!!!!

A thunderous explosion shook the world.

The barrier quivered dangerously, but held firm.

Yu Xuan tightened the sigil between his fingers, directing the Chibi Army and the Three Spirits to continue mowing down the lesser beasts.

Tier Three and below fell instantly.

Tier Four beasts resisted, shielding their spirits, but even they were slowly pushed back.

Still... the true threat was the mountain giant.

’The smaller beasts are manageable. But Big Guy Stones he’s a problem,’ Yu Xuan thought, ready to shift fully into attack mode.

Just then.

He sensed something.

A tiny movement.

A ridiculous, absurdly fast blur near the legs of Big Guy Stones.

Yu Xuan narrowed his eyes.

"Is that... a hamster?"

It was indeed a hamster, though calling it tiny felt wrong.

The creature stood nearly thirty centimeters tall, moved like a lightning bolt, and climbed Big Guy Stones’ colossal body as if scaling a mere tree.

Then.

BADAM!!!

The hamster kicked the giant square in the face.

A shockwave blasted through the plains.

Big Guy Stones staggered backward then toppled over like a collapsing mountain, crushing hundreds of beasts beneath him.

"You idiot!! What are you doing?!" the hamster roared.

Yu Xuan finally got a clear look.

A toothpick between its teeth.

A tiny fluttering cape.

A miniature katana strapped to its back.

And the glare.

The glare carried the authority of someone who had seen empires rise and fall.

"Thieves shall be killed!" Big Guy Stones growled as he climbed back to his feet, dazed but recovering.

The hamster turned.

He narrowed his eyes at Yu Xuan and the group.

"You all... are thieves?"

His voice was cold.

Yu Xuan felt a cold shiver run down his spine.

This... this is actual trouble.

And considering how meekly Big Guy Stones behaved after getting kicked, there was no doubt these two knew each other.

"Little Mountain," the hamster ordered sharply, "return to your place. I’ll handle this."

"Yes, thieves shall be killed..."

Big Guy Stones muttered as he slowly went back to his position to become a mountain again.

Number One’s lips trembled.

"Boss... will we survive this?"

"A hamster with higher cultivation than me," Number Two whispered.

"This must be a nightmare..."

Number Three and Four stood in stunned silence, their minds blank.

Yu Xuan also began to sweat.

This was very, very bad.

Thankfully, he had obscured his appearance but the Chibi Army’s face was his, and with a thought, he removed all remaining spirit forms, clearing the battlefield.

Then his golden eye’s shine intensified, peering effortlessly into the realm.

He located the six disciples hiding inside the cave, the ones he had swapped into the lion den earlier.

Meanwhile.

The hamster glided through the air, standing in front of Yu Xuan’s barrier.

He hovered there, arms folded behind his back, cape fluttering heroically.

"You may call me Daoist Burger," he declared.

"I am the guardian of this hidden realm. Now, intruder let us talk."

Yu Xuan’s instinct screamed at him.

Never talk to an angry hamster holding a katana.

So without hesitation, he sent a silent transmission to Number One and the others.

After hearing the commands, their expressions lit up with mischief.

"I never knew Boss was this evil..." Number Three whispered in awe.

Number Four smirked.

Number One cracked his knuckles.

Number Two humped with newfound resolve.

They were ready.

Yu Xuan inhaled.

"Daoist Burger, This humble one is The One Who Digs and Kidnaps Mountains, by luck I found this hidden realm and naturally all the mountains here belong to this Young Master, so I will be generous and give you an offer how abou-" Yu Xuan paused midway as a terrifying sword slash hit the barrier and the barrier started crumbling.

"HEY CHILD!!! How about we have a talk?" the hamster said menacingly.