Accidentally Reincarnated in Cultivation World-Chapter 304: [The Sword God]

Daoist Burger had only recently gained full sentience.

According to the timekeeping of a certain Elder, the same Elder who once put the mission to capture a rogue hamster but had forgotten to cancel it.

Daoist Burger had awakened roughly one week after being given his name... and promptly running away.

[A/N: See Chapter 82]

Under that Elder’s "care" if one could call it that, Daoist Burger studied quite a few things, like:

The Way of the Hamster.

The Way of the Sword.

The Way of Surviving a Crazy Elder.

It even met members of its own race.

One particular hamster clan was so terrifying that even Daoist Burger had nightmares about them.

Still, after gaining intelligence, Daoist Burger became something of a phenomenon.

He was a mascot, a junior brother, a senior brother, and sometimes even an emotional support hamster for the disciples.

His cute appearance (???) made him extremely popular.

Some disciples even wrote poems about him.

One Elder made a special cape for him.

Thus, life was good.

But now, Daoist Burger was on a mission.

A sacred mission.

To guard two herbs until they reached Tier Four maturity.

The herbs themselves — Yin-seng and Yang-seng were no joke.

They were nearly Tier Five in strength, semi-conscious, and incredibly temperamental.

So Daoist Burger approached the local Mountain Spirit with an offer.

"You guard. I oversee. I give you resources."

It was simple transaction.

The Mountain Spirit had originally refused.

Then it got beaten up.

Then it agreed immediately.

With the Mountain Spirit subdued and the realm hidden from outsiders, so no Zhang, Liang, or Tang could stroll in casually. As it was a hidden realm.

Daoist Burger felt confident.

Nothing would disturb them here.

So, with supreme confidence Daoist Burger went into seclusion.

To meditate.

But then disaster struck.

In the middle of meditation, Daoist Burger felt it.

A violent commotion.

A decrease in the spiritual energy of Heaven and Earth.

A faint scream, possibly from the Mountain Spirit.

And then.

When Daoist Burger arrived at the location, the scene that greeted him nearly made him cough blood.

The herbs?

Gone.

The spirit stone depository?

Gone.

The entire ground?

Also gone.

Someone — no, some monster had not only stolen the treasure...

They had stolen the land itself.

Daoist Burger’s tiny fists trembled.

His eyes turned cold.

If this continued, his perfect 100% mission completion rate would shatter.

Unacceptable.

Absolutely unacceptable.

Daoist Burger slowly turned to the intruders.

His small cape fluttered.

His katana hummed.

A toothpick shifted between his teeth.

Someone was going to pay dearly for this.

***

Yu Xuan glanced at the crumbling barrier and exhaled slowly.

Just then, something tugged at his senses.

His eyes shifted, turning black and white instinctively as he looked toward a specific point far away.

For a moment, he went still, dazed.

Then his eyes returned to their golden glow as he turned back toward the hamster.

Daoist Burger shivered.

Just for a split second, a primal fear crawled along his spine.

Then everything felt normal again.

’What the fuck was that?!’

Daoist Burger thought, absolutely done with today.

Nothing about his internal monologue was cute anymore.

Yu Xuan noticed the hamster’s momentary distraction.

The timing was perfect.

Immediately, Number One, Two, Three, and Four jumped into Yu Xuan’s shadow and vanished, dragged into the shadow space along with Yu Xuan who had had secretly swapped himself with his Illusion clone.

Yu Xuan’s illusion stepped forward.

"How dare you interrupt this Young Master!" the illusion declared boldly.

Daoist Burger, still irritated, didn’t even realize this was an illusion.

Or rather Yu Xuan’s swapping was so good that he didn’t realise it.

He merely saw what appeared to be an arrogant intruder provoking him.

Yu Xuan had Huan Clan blood.

If he wanted to fool someone, he could fool even gods.

The illusion raised its index and middle fingers.

A small blob of darkness began to swirl between them.

Daoist Burger snorted.

"You think such a measly attack can even graze me?"

He unleashed his Mid-Tier Five pressure, slamming it against Yu Xuan’s supposed figure.

"You really underestimate me, Daoist Burger."

The illusion laughed proudly.

"Today, I will eat a veg burger!!!"

Daoist Burger froze.

Veg... what?

He didn’t know what a veg burger was.

But he knew, deep in his hamster soul that it was extremely insulting.

"Expansion."

The darkness suddenly exploded outward.

Daoist Burger’s instincts screamed danger as the expanding void swallowed Yu Xuan’s figure then swallowed the hamster as well.

Inside the darkness, Daoist Burger slashed.

A single terrifying arc of sword Qi tore the void apart like paper.

The darkness shattered.

Daoist Burger emerged, fur completely disheveled, cape crooked, toothpick bent.

"Your attack was not bad bu—"

He froze.

The intruder was gone.

Completely gone.

No trace.

No scent.

No residual Qi.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Daoist Burger yelled, releasing a massive explosion of killing intent that shook the entire realm.

In his rage, he sliced a random mountain clean in half.

Big Guy Stones, who was now technically that mountain’s neighbour, trembled internally.

"P-please calm down..."

Daoist Burger did not calm down.

His full cultivation aura burst forth, covering the sky as he swept the secret realm with detection techniques.

At the same time, he created a clone, sending it to the entrance of the realm.

Meanwhile...

The real Yu Xuan stepped out of a spatial crack and appeared before a very familiar cave, the one he had teleported those six disciples into earlier.

He patted off imaginary dust.

"Alright. That went smoother than expected."

Beneath him, Number One whispered from within the shadow space.

"Boss... you’re terrifying."

"We need to secure our stalkers too, I refuse to leave my fans with an angry hamster." Yu Xuan said righteously.

In truth he was securing disciples just in case the hamster decides to make this a life and death situation.

After all OH WAIT!

Yu Xuan was suddenly enveloped in the Discipline Committee robes.

And his face also changed to a familiar face he knew.

It was [The Sword God].