As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group-Chapter 384: Hogwarts’ New Astronomy Professor
Lazy Kitten: Wow, this house-elf’s story really touched me.
Machete Girl: Nearly four hundred years of waiting, and now the hard times are over at last.
Doujin Artist: Am I the only one who thinks this identity implant thing is a bit too wild? How can there be side products like this? Is this house-elf something that was already there, or did the group rules create a person?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: It was probably already there, right?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I think it’s more like it was created, then given those memories by the group rules.
Wig Guy: Whether it was already there or created, it proves how scary the group rules are. No flaws at all. It made this world have Gerald the dark lord, and perfectly blended him into the whole world.
Soul Society’s Villain: Yeah, this is real creation from nothing, right? Does Anzen know what law this is?
This is an Actor: It’s not a single law, but multiple laws working together. It includes the top laws of time, space, creation, and life. I can’t fully figure it out.
Amegakure Village’s Angel: You just can’t figure it out yet. I believe you’ll do it someday.
This is an Actor: Thanks for the encouragement, Konan senior.
Gerald believes he’ll do it someday too, but it will take an astronomical amount of time. Plus, he thinks the group rules’ power goes beyond laws. It even changed this world’s core rules and will.
It’s like the group rules stole the world’s heavenly dao authority for a while, then used that authority to make a bunch of changes in this world.
Most importantly, the world’s heavenly dao still hasn’t noticed after all that. That’s pretty thought-provoking. Does this group chat’s level surpass heavenly dao?
While Gerald was thinking this, the house-elf Ora had calmed down. He asked respectfully, "Great Gerald sir, no! Zickrein sir, where are we going next?"
"To the Ministry of Magic in England. I need a new job." Gerald curved his lips and said softly.
"Of course!" Ora bowed respectfully and said, "Your will is my mission." He raised his skinny arm and snapped his fingers with a pop.
The world spun, and the scene changed.
Gerald found himself in front of the Ministry of Magic office building. Ora’s figure had vanished into the void.
As a house-elf personally baptized with dark magic by Gerald, Ora’s power was hundreds of times stronger than other house-elves. He could perfectly handle countless kinds of jobs.
That’s why Gerald went back to the old house to summon him.
Gerald needed to hide his Zickrein identity well. Certain "special" matters could only be handled by this loyal servant. In this world, only he would never betray him.
Gerald straightened his collar and walked into the office building ahead.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The city defense battle is over. The enemy retreated. Thanks for the weapons from Ruiko. I owe you one, and I’ll pay it back later.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hey, Mochou sis, no need for that. Shipping those weapons only cost a few hundred points. Don’t worry about it.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I have to pay it back. Definitely.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Then, Mochou sis, get me some jade bee nectar when you can. The last batch you uploaded sold out. I didn’t get enough.
Doujin Artist: Truth is, Mochou sis’s jade bee nectar is awesome!
Lazy Kitten: Jealous of you guys treating a few hundred points like dirt. Us poor folks have to count our points on our fingers.
Lin Fengjiao: You joined the group too late. Chat a lot in the group, and you’ll get points.
Lazy Kitten: I chat a lot too, but it’s still not enough! I haven’t even saved up for a full Shinigami power set yet, no Zanpakuto either!
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, can you even use a Zanpakuto with those cat paws?
Lazy Kitten: I can buy it and build some bond first, right? Can’t flirt with hot guys in real life, so can’t I flirt with my Zanpakuto?
Machete Girl: What if your Zanpakuto isn’t a hot guy?
Lazy Kitten: Impossible. Definitely is!
Curly-haired Guy: Don’t be so sure. Could be a middle-aged uncle with Deadpool’s face, you know.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Then little kitty’s set for life. A handsome guy like your uncle here is hard to find even with a lantern. If you get a sword spirit like me, you’d better go burn incense and pray!
Lazy Kitten: I’ll burn your brother-in-law, you bastards. You trying to give me nightmares?
Qi Luoli felt like her whole cat self was done. A sword spirit looking like Deadpool? Damn, what kind of hell is this?
Machete Girl: Hahaha, Agy, you’re too much. Even came up with that assumption. I’m impressed!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Good thing my Moon Wheel isn’t a weird uncle like Deadpool. It’s a blonde big sis. Just too curious, which is a headache.
Soul Society’s Villain: That’s because you’re super curious yourself. A Zanpakuto’s sword spirit is part of your soul.
Doujin Artist: There are exceptions, like Konan sis! Her sword wasn’t self-cultivated. It was a system lottery prize!
Amegakure Village’s Angel: Even if it’s from the system, my sword spirit isn’t the original Hyorinmaru. Or rather, it’s a female version of Hyorinmaru. Cool big sis type, but easy to fool.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ea-easy to fool? How’d you figure that out, little Konan sis?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: I told her drinking more hot water would improve her figure. She believed it.
Doujin Artist: Pfft!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Making an ice-and-snow Zanpakuto drink more hot water? Are you a demon?
Amegakure Village’s Angel: No big deal. It all turns to ice in her stomach anyway. 𝑓𝘳𝑒𝑒𝓌𝘦𝘣𝘯ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝑚
This is an Actor: At Hogwarts now. Started the official job after school began. [Picture]
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa! This Hogwarts castle looks even bigger than in the books! And what’s with those shiny things? Not in the books, right?
This is an Actor: Magic barriers. You can’t see them in the books.
Doujin Artist: Wait, official job? Anzen’s gonna be a teacher at Hogwarts?
This is an Actor: Yeah. Minister Fudge and Hogwarts headmaster Dumbledore both signed off. When the new term starts, I’ll be the new astronomy professor.
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