Gamers Are Fierce-Chapter 671 - 669 Naming

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Li Ang watched from the side as Chaichai first led the Brain Worms in reciting the Chai's Revelation and then improvised, creating some nonsensical content.

For example, the compassionate father of all creatures supposedly enjoyed burnt, greasy, high-salt, and high-sugar foods. He also preferred sweet, caffeinated soft drinks without alcohol.

Therefore, fried chicken and burgers were the flesh of the Lord of the Swamp, and a carbonated drink with ice was his blood. As the Swarm, most beloved by the compassionate father, they also needed to consume these two sacred foods every few days to commemorate the great father.

They couldn't just eat directly. First, they had to join hands and, led by the Swarm's Priest, sing a hymn titled "I Love Eating Braised Chicken Wings." Then, they performed a dance together—the dance drew inspiration from a KFC Mother's Day advertisement, which featured several muscular men, topless and showing off their bodies, quite bewitchingly.

While the snail-like Brain Worms couldn't achieve such difficult poses, they could infest the bodies of other Swarm units and try their best to imitate the dance movements with their short, stubby legs.

Li Ang found it quite eerie to stand on the stage watching a group of worms dance wildly. Chaichai's explanation for this perplexing behavior was that regular collective actions could bring a sense of ritual, enhancing the unity and identity of the Swarm members. Furthermore, every dance would reduce the chance of betrayal.

In any case, it was impressively baffling.

After Chaichai established the Holy Temple, sacred texts, Ritual tracks, prayers, and hymns for worshipping Li Ang, she began to name all the Brain Worms.

The process was very ceremonial. All the Brain Worms knelt on the ground while Chaichai, dressed in a white robe, stepped forward slowly. She held the Chai's Revelation in her left hand and solemnly placed her right hand on each Brain Worm's brain, pronouncing its name distinctly.

Behemoth,

Rahab,

Kraken,

Chimera,

Fenrir,

Yamagata.

In short, these were the mighty Magical Beasts from various mythologies.

At first, Chaichai was quite creative with it, but when she ran out of Magical Beast names, she started to get lazy. She named the unlucky Brain Worms at the back whatever came to her mind, at random, such as Double Blade Turkey, Tiger of the Serious Crime Unit, Do-Re-Mi-So-Lax, and 12306. After all, the Brain Worms didn't understand the specific meanings of these names. To them, "Double Blade Turkey" sounded just as prestigious as "Behemoth."

Seeing Chaichai was having so much fun, Li Ang didn't stop her. Only after Chaichai had arranged everything did he step in. He assigned jobs to the Brain Worms (Chaichai had strongly requested that one be appointed as the fried chicken chef and cola master craftsman), letting them perform their respective duties and develop on their own within the box.

As for how far the Brain Worms could evolve, that was up to them.

Li Ang wasn't worried about rebellion. After all, the entire Swarm was confined within the box and unable to escape. If he wished, he could destroy his creation and start over at any time.

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Over the next few days, everything was calm, and a peaceful daily routine ensued.

After some time, the Immaculate Furnace also began to operate normally. Li Ang logged on regularly to restock supplies, perform surgeries for clients, and engage in Forging Equipment, earning Game Coins every day.

The equipment for the customer who had come with the Plumber Skeleton was also forged—it was a special item named Mario's Rage.

Its design was a red hat with a white 'M' on it. Its Special Effect made the wearer grow larger by one size and protected them from the next non-fatal injury they received. The cooldown was lengthy but could be shortened by eating mushrooms.

Li Ang paid special attention to this item. It wasn't because he wanted to scam the equipment (the square didn't allow it anyway). Instead, it was because during the last Death Chariot Mission, Bowser kept mumbling about Mario's mysterious disappearance. Bowser's initial reason for joining the chariot race was to return to the game world and find his arch-nemesis.

Could it be that the Mario Bowser was looking for was the source of the material for this equipment?

To get to the bottom of this, Li Ang simply told the customer during delivery that if they were willing to explain the specific source of the equipment's material, he would give them a rebate of 500 Game Coins.

The customer was overjoyed and blurted out that he had once entered a script with an ancient Eastern fantasy setting, similar to "Journey to the West." The world's background was quite extraordinary: humans and demons coexisted under the rule of the Heavenly Court. Most members of the Heavenly Court were ascended mortals who generally disdained the demon race, whom they considered to be furred and horned creatures, born from moisture and eggs.

On the surface, everyone advocated for peace and love between the two races. In private, however, the demon race suffered widespread discrimination and unequal treatment.

Eventually, Heavenly Soldiers sent down to the Mortal World arbitrarily captured an innocent demon and tortured him to death, simply because of his fierce appearance. This incident completely ignited outrage and dissatisfaction among the demon race, and riots broke out everywhere.

The Heavenly Court showed no mercy and dispatched armored Heavenly Soldiers to suppress the demons. However, this only sparked more intense rebellious sentiments, and beacon smoke rose on all sides.

In the midst of this chaos, seven great heroes emerged from within the demon race. They were:

the Ox Demon King, the hero who pacifies the skies,

the Hornless Dragon Demon King, the hero who overturns the seas,

the Chaotic Roc Demon King, the hero who stirs the heavens,

the Lion Camel King, the hero who moves mountains,

the Macaque Monkey King, the hero who ventilates the skies,

the King Yurong, the hero who expels gods,

and the Six Monkey King, the hero who matches heaven.

These seven great heroes led demons from all over to unite and protest against the Heavenly Court's injustice. They vowed to get justice for their innocently slain brethren. Otherwise, they would shatter the pillars of heaven and revel in their defiance, letting the light of righteousness shine upon the land.

The worldview of this script was bizarre, but the level of combat power was extremely high. The top-tier demons and Cultivators, when they clashed, could truly move mountains and fill seas—feats far beyond what any player, even the strongest among them at that stage, could interfere with.

After the customer and his teammates were teleported into the script, they were given a mere task: to work under the Lion Camel King and kill a White Snake. This snake was hiding deep within a mining cave, interfering with the mining activities of the Lion Camel King's minions.

After tracking it through the vast cave for several days, and after much effort which cost them one team member, they barely managed to kill the already injured White Snake. 𝐟𝕣𝕖𝐞𝐰𝕖𝚋𝐧𝗼𝚟𝐞𝕝.𝗰𝐨𝐦

Upon gutting the snake, they unexpectedly found an exceptionally diverse range of food remnants in its stomach. There were not only pig and cattle skeletons and wild magical beasts, but also modern car wrecks, anime figurines, refrigerators, electric fans, military shovels, and even a suspicious-looking human skeleton dressed in blue overalls.

The teammates divided the White Snake's skin, flesh, and bones among themselves as spoils of war. This player, however, sneakily hid the human skeleton when the others weren't looking and brought it out of the script world.

As for why Mario's skeleton appeared alongside things like refrigerators in the belly of the White Snake, that remained a mystery.

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