Genshin Impact: I, Heavenly Principle, Will Make Teyvat Supreme-Chapter 120: Two Mission Strategies Belonging to Mondstadt

Noah, in his heart, gave little Klee a big thumbs-up.

As expected of my good daughter.

All the money I spent charging ten full 99.99$ for that damn great mora king was worth it.

Venti glanced around, completely unsurprised.

After all, this was exactly how this lord was.

If this lord weren't acting like this but instead looked serious, then that would actually be a big problem.

Lord Heavenly Principle seemed to be in a good mood.

That probably meant he wouldn't hold Venti accountable for his earlier negligence, right?

Jean was a bit dumbfounded, but when she couldn't make sense of something, she simply accepted that she was just an ordinary human incapable of comprehending the minds of gods.

Take Lord Barbatos, for example.

Even though he seemed unreliable, it was thanks to his blessing that Mondstadt had become the peaceful and prosperous city it was today.

Yet, Lord Barbatos still sang for money at the Statue of the Anemo Archon, ran up tabs at taverns, and even got thrown out by bartenders for drinking too much.

Alice's heart clenched.

Oh, my dear Klee, you really are my precious little treasure.

She cast a nervous glance at the smiling young man.

"Klee, well... kissing, huh? Of course, people who like each other do that. But kids shouldn't be watching~"

However, Klee tilted her head in confusion, then pointed toward a couple on a bench at the plaza, locked in a passionate kiss.

"But Mommy, Klee sees big brothers and big sisters doing this all the time."

Then, Klee's red eyes watered, her head drooping in disappointment.

"So... does that mean Mommy and Daddy fought? Is that why you don't kiss?"

Noah gently patted Klee's back, comforting her.

"Of course not, little Klee. Mommy definitely wants to kiss Daddy, right? Isn't that so, dear mother of my child?"

Alice gave up completely.

Alright, this lord was determined to mess with her.

Wuuu... even though I have a daughter, it's not like I actually gave birth to Klee! I'm still an innocent maiden!

Wait... no, that's not the point.

Alice took a closer look at Noah's face.

This man—

Not only was he so terrifyingly powerful, but he was also insanely handsome.

Although strong beings were usually good-looking, this was on another level.

If this were a great universe, a being this impossibly powerful wouldn't even be reachable, let alone kissable.

She had heard that getting involved with someone this terrifying could bring unimaginable benefits...

With that thought, Alice's eyes began to sparkle.

She now looked at Noah the same way one would gaze upon a mountain of gold.

"So... dear father of my child... Can I really kiss you?"

Noah, amused, extended his hand.

"Of course, dear mother of my child."

As expected of a witch—her thought process was bizarre, and she was a natural performer.

"You said it first, so I'm really gonna do it~"

Alice puckered her lips and leaned in toward Noah.

Klee's big eyes sparkled, blinking in anticipation.

Venti was completely stunned.

As expected of Lady Alice... she even dares to make a move on Lord Heavenly Principle...

Jean was still processing the sheer terror of Noah's true identity.

Besides, as the Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius, she regularly handled relationship disputes.

And since Mondstadt was a city of freedom and poetry, lovers kissing in public was a common sight—

She had long since stopped being surprised by such things.

Noah wrapped his arm around Alice's waist, and Alice stood on her tiptoes as their lips met.

At that very moment, Alice felt a miraculous power descend upon her, and at the same time, the name of this power surfaced in her mind.

Blessing of Fortune—as long as you remain within this Teyvat Universe, you will always be favored by luck.

Alice was overjoyed.

It wasn't just because she had received a blessing, but because it confirmed her theory—indeed, forming a connection with an existence this terrifying would bring divine favor.

After all, even gods could bestow blessings, let alone Noah, the Heavenly Principle himself.

However, one thing had to be said—Alice, this elf, was truly bold.

She actually tried to pry open his teeth—did she really think of him as some kind of test subject?

Noah pinched her cheek, ending the kiss.

Alice slicked her tongue across the delicate strand of saliva at the corner of her lips.

Hearing her voice, Noah couldn't help but be speechless.

She was probably wondering if the saliva of an existence this terrifying had some kind of mysterious effect—too bad she didn't manage to get much of it.

Klee, watching her affectionate parents, clapped her little hands in delight.

"Wow! Daddy and Mommy really do love each other! Will Daddy and Mommy always be together from now on?"

Her big red eyes sparkled with anticipation.

Noah gently kissed Klee's cheek.

"Of course, we'll always be together. Right, Alice?"

Alice immediately leaned against Noah, her eyes shining.

"Of course! We'll always be together, little Klee."

Little Klee hopped out of Noah's arms, trotting forward with arms wide open, radiating happiness like a tiny sun as she ran.

"Yay! Daddy and Mommy are together again! Now, Klee can be just like everyone else—with both Daddy and Mommy by her side!"

Jean, seeing little Klee running around in pure joy, felt an overwhelming wave of motherly affection.

Ever since Alice had entrusted Klee to the Knights of Favonius, everyone had showered her with love.

But every time Klee saw other children with their parents, she would still stare longingly at them.

Noah, gazing at the ever-calculating witch—who was layering schemes upon schemes like stacking buffs, chuckled playfully.

"You really know how to take advantage of a situation, huh?"

"But listen, interdimensional traveler—now that you've come to my universe, you'll never leave it for the rest of your life."

Alice shrugged casually.

"Oh, my great and mighty husband, the whole world is already sealed off, isn't it? You just don't want anyone leaving, do you?"

The moment she kissed him, she had not only received his blessing but had also been drawn into the divine system.

Instantly, she understood everything.

As expected—this man intended to forge a great universe and become its supreme ruler.

So this is the grand ambition of a being who has transcended the Tree and the Sea?

Love it. Absolutely love it.

Noah turned his gaze toward Venti and Jean.

Venti needed no further thought.

As for Jean—her knightly attire exuded fierce determination.

Her unwavering dedication, her selfless devotion to the people, and her unyielding spirit—he liked that.

Well, to put it simply—aside from a few exceptions, he liked pretty much all of them.

After all, he was the Heavenly Principle.

Naturally, he was all-loving.

Jean, feeling intimidated under the gaze of Lord Heavenly Principle, lowered her head slightly, her heart filled with unease.

Why is this supreme existence looking at me?

Noah turned to Venti.

"Venti, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll let your negligence slide this time."

Venti, drenched in cold sweat, immediately responded.

"Lord Noah, I swear there won't be a next time!"

I wouldn't even dare to have the thought!

The former Heavenly Principle has been resurrected and is watching from above!

Noah waved his hand.

"No need to be so nervous. I came here today to assign you two world missions."

Venti instantly lit up with excitement.

Oh my god, a mission! My very own mission is finally here!

And not just one—but two!

His eyes had been glued to Inazuma, Fontaine, and Liyue, watching them feast and drink to their hearts' content, while he hadn't even gotten a whiff of the aroma.

His jealousy had long since reached its limit...

Alice's eyes lit up.

"The World Assimilation Plan? Two worlds?! Please let me join!"

It was precisely this plan that had elevated Teyvat—once merely a large world bubble—into a micro-universe, continuously assimilating dimensional worlds from beyond the Tree and the Sea to undergo constant ascension.

Eventually, it would become a one-of-a-kind super universe within the Quantum Sea.

Jean held her breath, her entire body tensing up, raising her fullest vigilance—this was something directly tied to Mondstadt's fate.

Noah glanced toward the Cat's Tail.

"Something this important can't just be discussed here—it needs a bit of ceremony."

At that moment, Klee ran over, wrapping her tiny arms around his leg.

She looked up, blinking her big, round eyes.

"Daddy, let's go play at Falcon Coast together! There are so many fish there to blow up!"

Noah gently patted Klee's head.

"My good girl, not right now~ Big Brother has to discuss something important with everyone. How about after we're done, I'll play with you as much as you want? Can you play by yourself for a little while?"

Klee's head drooped in disappointment, her innocent eyes filled with dejection.

"Daddy has something important to do..."

She clutched Noah's pant leg with her small hands, speaking with understanding.

"Daddy, after you finish your important work, you have to play with Klee and Mommy, okay?"

Noah smiled and held out his pinky finger.

"Pinky promise—one hundred years, no breaking it."

Klee's eyes sparkled with little stars, and she stretched out her pinky.

"Yay! Pinky promise, one hundred years, no breaking it! Klee and Daddy already made a promise!"

After making the pinky promise, she reluctantly looked at Noah and her mother.

"Then Klee will go find Sister Barbara to play with~"

"Daddy, Mommy, bye-bye!"

After speaking, she finally turned to Jean.

"And bye-bye, Master Jean!"

Jean warmly waved and smiled.

"Goodbye, Klee."

A bag of Mora appeared in Noah's hand.

"Let's go—to the Cat's Tail."

"Consider yourselves privileged—this is the first time I've ever treated anyone in this world."

"Even that old man Zhongli never got the chance."

Venti immediately rubbed his hands together humbly, a flattering smile on his face.

"Aiya~ Lord Heavenly Principle, you are far too kind to a mere little wind spirit like me!"

But the moment he looked toward the Cat's Tail, his nose started feeling itchy.

Previously, all his divine power had been used to maintain the thousand winds, leaving him without enough energy to filter the air.

As a result, he had severe cat fur allergies.

Although he no longer feared the allergy, his nose still tingled uncontrollably.

The group headed toward the Cat's Tail.

Of course, Noah wasn't going there to drink.

He simply wanted to play with the cats.

...

The Cat's Tail

One of only two high-end taverns in Mondstadt.

The tavern housed many cats and was also a popular gathering spot for Mondstadt's card players—especially those who played Genius Invokation TCG, a card game widespread across Teyvat.

As soon as the door curtain of the Cat's Tail was lifted, a pair of sharp eyes instantly locked onto them from the bar counter.

With emerald green eyes full of disdain, she let out a cold huff.

"Hmph! Welcome to the Cat's Tail."

Noah tossed the bag of Mora onto the counter with a loud smack.

"Little kitty, give me four of your best-mixed drinks."

Golden eyes gazed at the bartender standing behind the counter, who looked around 14.5 years old but was actually an adult—a cat-eared loli.

Her shoulder-length pink hair was tied up in a small bun on her forehead, while her two calico cat ears stood straight up toward the sky, and her tail swayed lightly behind her.

Diona—hailed as Mondstadt's genius bartender.

Because her father was constantly drunk, she believed alcohol had ruined him, and so she absolutely despised liquor.

Determined to destroy Mondstadt's wine industry, she became a bartender.

She personally thought that if she made the drinks taste terrible, she could dissuade those alcohol-loving drunkards.

However, no matter how she mixed them, her drinks always turned into exquisite delicacies, making the drunkards flock to her even more.

The moment Diona heard this seemingly young drunkard call her "little kitty", it was as if someone had stepped on her tail—

She instantly bristled.

"You rude drunkard! I'm not a cat! My ears and tail are the pride of the Kätzlein family! Uncultured fool!"

Noah nodded, smiling.

"Alright, little kitty, I understand, little kitty. So, give me four glasses of your most expensive mixed drink."

As he spoke, he took out another bag of Mora and placed it on the counter.

"I'm not short on money. I don't care about the best—I only want the most expensive."

Diona stomped her foot.

"Ugh! I already said, I'm not a little kitty!"

His smug smile made her tail fluff up in frustration.

"Hmph! You don't care about the best, only the most expensive, huh? Just you wait."

She scoffed inwardly.

You rude, annoying, unfamiliar drunkard! Fine, I'll make you the most expensive—and the most disgusting! Let's see you regret it!

With that thought, Diona began grabbing bottles from behind the bar, pouring a bit of everything into the mixing glass.

Finally, she pulled out a glass even larger than a beer mug.

She then roughly and carelessly slammed ingredients together before shoving four multi-colored, suspiciously toxic-looking drinks in front of them.

Diona raised her chin proudly.

"There. Your most expensive drinks."

Hmph, I put every kind of alcohol in there.

There's no way it tastes good.

Just looking at the color, they probably won't even dare to drink it!

As soon as she thought this, she saw something horrifying—

Mondstadt's infamous drunkard bard had grabbed the massive mug like a hungry beast and was chugging it down in huge gulps.

Venti had long wanted to drink Diona's concoctions, but his wallet was drier than his dignity, so he had never been able to afford the expensive ones.

Alice, as a witch, could tell at a glance that it was actually an incredibly fine drink.

She took a small sip and praised it.

"Good wine."

Seeing that everyone was drinking—and since it was Lord Heavenly Principle treating them—

Even Jean, who normally didn't drink, took a small sip.

"Good wine!" ×3

Noah, Venti, and Jean all gave Diona a thumbs-up.

Diona, who had been waiting eagerly to see them spit it out in disgust, suddenly felt her liver ache from anger.

She stomped the ground furiously, crossed her arms, and turned away with a huff.

"Hmph!"

Ugh! I mixed every single kind of alcohol together—there's no way it should taste good!

I failed again!

"Get lost, get lost! You drank it, now leave! I don't want to see you anymore!"

Noah looked at the huffing cat-eared girl and chuckled softly.

"Don't worry, I'll come here every day to support your business."

Diona snorted coldly.

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"I don't do business with drunkards!"

Venti carefully cradled his half-finished drink, planning to sip it slowly.

Drinking it all at once would be too much of a luxury.

Next, they stepped into a private room inside the Cat's Tail.

Noah sat on the sofa, crossing one leg over the other.

Venti sat upright like a well-behaved schoolboy.

Alice sat down right next to Noah, seemingly completely unfazed by his immense power.

Jean, seeing that the Anemo Archon gestured toward a chair, finally sat down properly.

Noah didn't waste any words.

He stretched out his hand, and the projections of two planets appeared before him.

"These are two planetary worlds, both of which are in a post-apocalyptic state."

"The first world has no supernatural forces—it is a completely non-magical world."

"The second world, however, has species on the level of gods."

As he spoke, he simultaneously transmitted the information of both worlds into their minds.

Alice's eyes widened in shock.

"Th-This is...! Earth!"

"Two parallel Earths?!"

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