I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror-Chapter 455 - 421 Excited Steel Egg

"Uh, it’s not about whether she is pretty or not, she’s really one of those... one of those rare types..."

After giving it some thought, young master Qi continued.

"Her eyes were like mung beans, her nose like a bulb of garlic, and her teeth pointy... quite adorable. It’s just a pity that her form was too misty; I couldn’t make out her chest..."

"So she’s very beautiful then?" Steel Egg impatiently interrupted young master Qi’s recollection.

Young master Qi nodded and went on.

"This lady was not only extremely beautiful, but she was also a promiscuous woman in her lifetime, with a famous... ’asset,’ and now after death, she likes to suck the life force out of men. She’s unbeatable! Average men with weak vitality would surrender within three or five rounds."

"No worries, I’m good in that department! I’m a Taoist, after all! Exorcising demons and ghosts is my specialty, Jiang Xiao can vouch for me!"

Saying this, Steel Egg grabbed Jiang Xiao’s sleeve.

"Bro Jiang Xiao, you know what I’m capable of. No bragging, but a year ago, ordinary married women couldn’t even get close to me. You know about all my maids."

Steel Egg’s desperate demeanor was, of course, what young master Qi hoped to see, so he immediately chimed in.

"Sss? Brother Taoist, your yang energy is that dominant and ample?"

"Heh heh heh, indeed. Back in the day, my nickname was ’Iron Kidney Priest,’ let me tell you, I’d start at sunrise and not stop until sunset."

Watching the two of them looking like birds of a feather, Jiang Xiao coughed disapprovingly.

"So, what exactly do you mean now, Taoist Steel Egg? Are you planning on joining forces with this beast, young master Qi?"

At this, Steel Egg put away his lecherous smile and said earnestly.

"Bro Jiang Xiao, I’ve made up my mind! As a person on the path of cultivation, exorcising demons and eliminating evil is our creed! I want to see if this juicing concubine really lives up to her name!"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

Jiang Xiao’s personal plan was straightforward: kill young master Qi, then take out another thirteen members of the Qi family.

Then hold a decent funeral for them all, and that’s it!

His thinking coincided with Bai Yi’s.

That was a female ghost whose strength was unknown, how could she, an adorable, not-even-ten-year-old little spook, deal with her?

Seeing that he couldn’t reason with the two, Steel Egg once again resorted to acting pitiful.

"Bro Jiang Xiao, we can’t back down just because our opponent might be stronger. What would people think of me? What would my master think? And don’t even get me started on all those fellow disciples who look down on me — they would gloat and trample all over my dignity!"

"For more than half a year since I’ve arrived in Hangzhou City, I haven’t really made a name for myself, with not a single achievement to speak of. Even the serpent demon I was chasing was one my master had already wounded for me to mop up for some credit, and I still accidentally let her escape, boo hoo hoo..."

Jiang Xiao and Bai Yi remained unmoved, unswayed by his pitiful act; there was no need to take such a risk.

"Bro Jiang Xiao, you know, I lost my mother when I was very young..."

"Stop!"

Jiang Xiao, his face full of black lines, cut off Taoist Steel Egg’s childhood memoirs.

It was at this moment that young master Qi, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke up again.

"Gentlemen, I actually have a way to deal with that utterly reprehensible juicing concubine... After all, she’s the root of all this evil."

Nani?! This totally pissed off the juicing concubine in the water tank.

Seriously, what the hell? I’m just here to lend a hand, and young master Qi, this son of a bitch, how did he turn me into the freaking big boss behind the scenes?

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got!

Bubbles kept emerging from the water tank; at this rate, her anger would probably boil all the water in the tank soon.

Qi Son finally saw through it.

It seemed like those few people were in-fighting, but what they revealed was a key point.

And that was, no matter what, he, Qi Er, would have a hard time escaping death.

Being half a businessman, Qi Er knew that if he wanted to survive, he had to demonstrate his value.

"Are you the lapdog of the Juice Squeezer Empress, and can you help us deal with her?"

Not to mention Jiang Xiao, even little Chang An didn’t believe it.

"Brother, I didn’t have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person."

Qi Son’s words were sincere; he deeply reflected on all his past sins, wanting to earn redemption by admitting guilt.

"Your beastly behavior will probably still lead to your death, no matter what."

"No, brother, I’ve thought it through carefully just now, and at most, I’m just an accomplice to tyranny, and even then, a voluntary one. My crimes shouldn’t warrant death, right?"

As he spoke, Qi Son began to count on his fingers, trying to share the blame.

First off, he was just a lackey. Of course, the Dalian affair was indeed orchestrated by him, but if he hadn’t done so, he would have been the one to die.

Therefore, he should be dealt with more leniently.

Secondly, as for the Son family’s death, he claimed he was completely unaware.

In this point, he strongly asserted his innocence.

He knew nothing of the sinister deeds orchestrated by the Mountaineers.

Lastly, he frankly admitted that his help in Jiang Xiao’s fight against the Juice Squeezer Empress was not without a sense of seeking redemption for his guilt.

I’m just a mortal, helping you catch an utterly wicked female ghost. That should count as a merit, right?

emm...

Thinking like that, could this beast actually earn redemption for himself?

Seeing Jiang Xiao’s interest, Steel Egg shook his big tongue and whispered in his ear.

"Brother Jiang Xiao, whether he’s telling the truth or not, won’t we find out after we see that female ghost tonight?"

Tsk!

Jiang Xiao frowned; this Steel Egg really had no brain cells at all, even less intelligent than Little Bai.

"It’s just a female ghost, isn’t it? Steel Egg, do you really have to be like this? What good pork haven’t you eaten? Is it worth such desperation?"

As soon as Steel Egg heard Jiang Xiao say this, he almost burst into tears.

"Brother, the past is the past, now is now. Don’t talk about the past pork I’ve eaten. During the past half year at the Taoist temple, I haven’t even touched a woman’s hair. Brother, if I hold back any longer, I’ll really end up buying a couple of fatty pork loins!"

Damn it...

What kind of outrageous statement was that?

Jiang Xiao wanted to say more, but thinking about how this guy was ready to use fatty pork for his needs, he was somewhat at a loss for words too.

"Didn’t your master, Yan Chixia, tell you that women are like a bone-scraping knife, and you can’t touch them?"

"Yes." Steel Egg didn’t deny that, but he spread his hands and declared confidently: "But Old Yan never said that female demons and female ghosts are bone-scraping knives, did he?"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

Juice Squeezer Empress: flirtatious, specializing in absorbing Yang energy, and also possessing a famous artifact.

You really don’t see any of these words that would make a man break at the waist!

It seemed Chang An had decided to stay here and fight to the death, so Jiang Xiao had no choice but to turn his attention to Qi Son.

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