I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror-Chapter 456 - 422: Fear of Ghost Riders

"You just said there’s a way to help us sort out that female ghost?"

Jiang Xiao asked, and Young Master Qi knew it was a done deal, eagerly nodding his head immediately.

"Yes, although the ghost is very strong, her weakness is very clear."

"Oh? Spill the beans."

"Hehehe, her strength is unfathomable because ordinary men can’t withstand her ’extraction’. If any of you has sufficient yang energy in your kidneys, you might try ’reverse-extracting’ her..."

"Adah!"

With a shriek, Gang Zi immediately threw off his Taoist robe and performed a Thomas flair on the spot, followed by a set of standard crab-style bodybuilding poses.

"Yah-hoo! Such a heavy responsibility—it seems I’m the only man for the job! For the people of the world, for the common folk, I, Gang Zi, am willing to feed myself to the ghost today, all for the sake of that unwavering righteousness in my heart!"

Oh my, my mom~

Jiang Xiao couldn’t help but cringe at Gang Zi’s flamboyant antics.

And you’re talking about unwavering righteousness?

You could be oozing with lascivious energy, and I wouldn’t even complain. Besides, the main subject hasn’t even shown up yet. Do you really have to overreact like this?

"Brother Jiang Xiao, you tell me, is this a job for you or for me?"

"Go ahead, when you do it, not a single sound—no good person can outdo you."

But all jokes aside, Jiang Xiao wasn’t someone who’d easily believe someone else’s bullshit.

"Qi Er, is this ’Anti-exploitation Technique’ you speak of reliable?"

"It’s reliable!"

Before Young Master Qi could even speak, Gang Zi couldn’t wait to answer for him.

"Absolutely reliable! Our Taoist sect has always spoken of the great Dao... nature... the unity of yin and yang... and whatnot. It basically means that the union of yin and yang is in accordance with the natural Dao. The principle of yin overpowering yang or yang overpowering yin is the same; it’s all about which side can last longer. Young Master Qi’s method is bulletproof!"

Jiang Xiao: "?"

"Moreover, our Taoist scriptures also mention this case. The scripture says: fear no ghost to ride, fear empty joy, fear that what comes is not a concubine, fear having no ghost to ride."

Wang Defa?

Jiang Xiao recognized every word, but why did they sound so strange when strung together?

"The implication here is, if you’re a righteous cultivator devoted to the people, don’t fear being humiliated by a female ghost. Such self-sacrifice for others is the ultimate wisdom our Taoist sect has always upheld. Don’t fear being ridden by the ghost, only fear not getting the chance to ride the ghost!"

Speaking to this point, Gang Zi couldn’t help his eyes brimming with tears.

"Good heavens, these are the books Real Man Chi Xia made me read. Every time he questioned me, I didn’t grasp the deeper meaning, but now that I’m faced with the ’Juice Extracting Perpetual Motion Girl’, it all becomes crystal clear!"

"The ancients were right, practice is indeed the only criterion for testing truth!"

Thick gifts, crab...

Jiang Xiao fell silent, just feeling sorry for Real Man Chi Xia...

They are all sick, these people are all sick. Why is it that I, such an exemplary person, end up with friends whose brains don’t seem to be working right?

Logically speaking, birds of a feather flock together...

"Brother Jiang Xiao, please! I’ve tread on thin ice all my life, and now that I finally have this chance to catch the ’Juice Extracting Perpetual Motion Girl’, please lend a brother a hand!"

At this point, Taoist Gang Zi was determined, and Jiang Xiao didn’t bother dissuading him any further, only having him tie up Young Master Qi and his thirteen servants like rice dumplings and toss them in the firewood shed.

Actually, Jiang Xiao thought it would be best to kill them all.

But that little cunning ghost, Young Master Qi, said the ’Juice Extracting Girl’ was highly suspicious by nature, and if she couldn’t feel his presence in the mansion, she definitely wouldn’t want to come in.

Hearing this, Gang Zi absolutely refused to let Jiang Xiao touch Young Master Qi, afraid it would affect his big ghost-catching plan for the night.

As time went by, the sky also turned completely dark.

Feeling somewhat unsafe, Jiang Xiao and Bai Yi hid in a large willow tree outside the mansion.

Still the same principle—if things go south, it’s every man for himself; all he could do was pray for Gang Zi and little Chang An.

Meanwhile, Gang Zi was in the bedroom, continuously psyching up his "spear," praying that it wouldn’t let him down when the time came.

Of course.

As a Taoist Saint, Daoist Chang Shouchong had made his preparations for battle.

Single-use potion*1: Soul-Attracting Spray

Persistent buff medicine*2: Green Little Pills (one of which he had already taken)

Critical-hit enhancing weapon*1: Seven-Colored Wolf Tooth Stick

Binding item*1: Black Thundering Bullwhip

Control item*1: Silver Bracelet

Seeing the hefty items in his pocket, Gang Zi felt a strong sense of security swelling within him.

Of course, aside from these conventional tactics, the Taoist altars he always carried with him were also ready.

These altars and the like were all arranged by the young Chang An.

Though young and not very strong, his theoretical knowledge could leave Gang Zi miles behind.

Naturally, he was the one tasked with designing these intricate tools.

Just in case the female ghost had a fiery temperament, they wouldn’t be left without countermeasures.

...

As time slowly ticked by, everyone’s hearts were becoming increasingly anxious.

Is there really such a thing as the Juice Extracting Perpetual Motion Girl?

After this, Jiang Xiao had only one thought: to deal with this matter swiftly and return to Liu Town to tackle Dalian’s issue.

Exploring this map was truly an immense undertaking.

And he still had that seven-day death curse hanging over his head.

...

In the master bedroom, Chang An was about to fall asleep atop the Taoist platform.

But Gang Zi was bursting with energy, his face beaming with excitement.

He even took the time to take a bath and change into some seductive pajamas, all to gain the upper hand and catch the Juice Extracting Girl off guard when he met her.

"Are you coming or not?"

Gang Zi was fiddling with a little pill in his hand, feeling conflicted. The buff from the first pill was wearing off, and in total, he had brought only two.

Scared of wasting one without even seeing a ghost~

...

In the woodshed, Qi Er was also visibly tense.

Anyway, he managed to drag these people out until nightfall; the rest was up to the Juice Extracting Girl’s actions.

He was thinking about how to claim credit with Sister Bai after success, when an irresistibly attractive figure slowly materialized before Qi Er’s eyes.

It was indeed the Juice Extracting Girl, perhaps stronger at night, her entire eerie body no longer seemed elusive, but wholly substantial.

Seeing her, Qi Er immediately rejoiced and hastily said.

"Juice Lady, you...."

"Slap slap slap slap!"

Without any nonsense, the Juice Extracting Girl’s first action after leaving the vat was to bestow on the lad a few sets of rapid slaps, left and right.

This caused Qi Er’s already swollen face from the day to swell up once again.

"Pah! Scoundrel, smearing my purity? With a few words, you’ve painted me as the big villain behind the scenes. So afraid of death, are you even a man? Have you no shame at all!"

The increasingly angry Juice Extracting Girl gave Qi Er a prolonged beating that lasted the time it takes an incense stick to burn, before she slightly calmed down.

"Juice Lady, I, I was just tryin’ to keep the master’s plan from bein’ found out, no? I suc... successfully delayed ’em till nightfall."

Done for, his front teeth got knocked out, speaking with a whistle.

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