I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 109: I Have a Sharkmobile

This scene was truly unexpected for everyone.

After Lin Xixi fell into the water, she struggled twice, emerged, and stood up, looking bewilderedly at everyone. Meanwhile, Shu Ran, who had just been ordered by the director to turn off the shark’s jets, was also panting in shock and frantically looking around at everyone.

Two seconds later, the punishment props on both of them released a puff of white smoke with a "bang," with one rising from the water in droplets and the other sitting on the shark "riding the clouds," both startled again, looking in a dazed panic at the camera extending toward them.

After a brief moment of bewilderment and silence, the water park erupted with thunderous laughter.

"Hahahahahahahahaha this shark racing is epic!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha"

"Hahahahahahahahaha"

"I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to die laughing!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Mu Qiu leaned on the shark’s head, burying her face in her hands, laughing to tears.

[Can’t believe it was two girls who drew the lot... hahahahahaha but it’s still so funny!]

[Shu Ran: I said I wanted to change, but I never said it would be this kind of landslide change]

[Lin Xixi is about to yank the shark’s head off hahahaha damn it!]

[Lin Xixi, be gentle! These props cost money!]

[I’ve seen brakes, but never a braked shark]

[I’ve only seen horses stopped like this, never expected a shark brake could be pulled up like this]

[Braking to halt yourself, that’s a first]

[What kind of indestructible prop is this, able to spray even in water!?]

[Changtong: Didn’t expect, huh? I put effort into science research just for this show]

[I’ve gone from disliking Shu Ran to being neutral, she’s really hilarious!]

[Sister, you are the nation’s fresh and pure...]

[Give it up, Shu Ran dropping the nation’s white lotus title might actually help her do better]

[Li Yang’s expression of watching the excitement is too obvious, looking extremely excited]

[Li Yang: Though I didn’t draw the car-racing shark, watching the sisters race into the water is really fun!]

[I suspect Mu Qiu is going to laugh until she faints, once everyone’s finished laughing please save her]

[Duan Pinyuan’s shiny buckteeth]

[Even Brother Huai couldn’t help but show his teeth in laughter, you can imagine how funny this scene is]

[Guan Yu! Director, look at Guan Yu! Laughing so happily, her expression should be crying!]

[I suspect the one who reported Guan Yu is a fan of Shufu Jia or Lin Xixi (dog head)]

[Shu Ran: Can the shocked me return to my former elegance]

[Lin Xixi, amazing, using her martial arts skills to plunge herself into water]

The laughter never stopped at the scene, and after their bewilderment, Lin Xixi and Shu Ran couldn’t help but find it funny themselves. They tremblingly tried to sit back on the shark while laughing at their earlier performance, it was unstoppable.

Amid the laughter, the director’s voice, filled with laughter, interjected: "Guan Yu, incorrect expression."

The widely grinning Guan Yu suddenly shivered, accompanied by the hissing sound, white smoke started spreading from her body.

The laughter was abruptly cut off.

"... I want to change my expression! I want an expression that allows me to laugh!"

Everyone’s laughter paused for a moment and then bounced back with even greater force.

"The punishment for this episode must be not being able to laugh hahahahaha! Let’s see who picked the no-laughing expression!"

"What a cruel method, the production team is too harsh!"

After Guan Yu, it seemed like a switch had been flipped, with contestants being punished with jets for laughing too loudly or for not being able to not laugh. The water’s surface became misty as nine people on camera experienced a ’cloud-riding fairy’ feeling.

After being sprayed a few times, someone couldn’t take it anymore.

Guan Yu turned away from the little yellow duck in front and slapped the water heavily to the side.

"How is this called escape from danger?! This should be called [Let’s all make things difficult for sad people] alright!"

She slapped so hard that water splashed onto Cheng Zhirang and Qi Feng.

Cheng Zhirang tilted his head to the side, squinting his eyes and raising a hand to wipe the water off his face, rubbing his forehead with the back of his hand.

Mu Qiu lay quietly on the shark, secretly watching him.

His hand covered half of his face, and the motion of slightly tilting his head made his Adam’s apple stand out, moving up and down while swallowing, making him extremely appealing against the backdrop of the blue sky, sunlight, and water.

It seemed even the light favored him.

This made Guan Yu’s water splashing seem a bit over-the-top, somewhat unaware of the situation.

"Sister Guan Yu, get ready, I’m going to target you."

Guan Yu, having just been punished three times, looked at her incredulously: "Just because I didn’t choose you, you’re going to take it out on me?"

Mu Qiu: "I’m doing this for the greater good."

"Can you really bear to?"

"Maybe not to others, but especially to you, I can."

Guan Yu: "It’s time to bring Brother Cheng in front, looking at that face, can you still be ruthless?"

"Looking at that face makes me want to be more vicious to you."

With that said, Mu Qiu kicked her feet and joyously rode the inflatable shark toward her.

As she rushed, she asked: "Director! When is the artificial wave coming?!"

Let her shark’s crushing wave wipe out this group of little yellow ducks.

The director just smiled silently, glanced at the time, and nodded to the staff beside him.

When Mu Qiu paddled over to be alongside Li Yang and Shi Yuhuai, the artificial waves in the water park started.

Those who’ve visited the amusement park’s water park pool would know, the people standing in front will inevitably be scattered by the oncoming artificial waves, let alone a group of guests with swimming rings and inflatable shark mounts.

Li Yang, having experienced the artificial waves, looked back, already eagerly running the shark ride into the "little yellow duck gathering area," his face full of anticipation, enthusiastically inviting others to join in the lineup too.

The eagerness and speed to experience the artificial waves surpassed the previous speed, rushing over like it was motorized, giving Guan Yu a shock, she thought he was angrily chasing her, and hastily paddled back to retreat with water.

Didn’t expect he had no eyes on her, no eyes on the game, his mind was solely on the artificial waves.

Guan Yu: "......" Fine, she’ll squat down to wait for the artificial waves too!!!

So, the three people in the front wearing little yellow duck swimming rings stood in a row, while the back row sitting on inflatable sharks looked backward, constantly broadcasting the distance of the incoming artificial waves.

"It feels like it’s coming, it’s coming!"

"Everyone get ready! We only get to experience this once!"

The nine grown men and women, like elementary students seeing the world for the first time, were divided into two lines, focused and nervously waiting for the waves to come from behind.

Okay, actually, only seven of them were expectant, Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai were reluctantly joining in.

This scene suddenly has a team vibe, no longer distinguishing sharks from ducks, Guan Yu even boldly directed the cameraman, completely unconcerned about the game still being on.

"Camera guy! Can you use that long-arm camera to take a tourist photo for us? Just like this, all together!"

"Hurry, hurry! The camera is ready, everyone make a peace sign!"