I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 138: Extreme Rapids Adventure
Cheng Zhirang, who was well-versed in the game rules, felt quite sorry for the Red Team.
Auntie couldn’t be found, shouting at the top of their lungs was useless.
Once they found Auntie, shouting still didn’t help, because she couldn’t understand.
No wonder it’s named Rogue English.
On the roller coaster, Shi Yuhuai and the others finally spotted an auntie.
She was smiling kindly, holding a sign that read "I’m here, communicate with me."
Then she faced their fancy stop gestures, indicating she didn’t understand and asked them to speak in dialect.
Shu Ran was practically in despair, her expression progressively resembling a prelude to tears.
Right after, Duan Pinyuan discovered a new method, boldly letting go of his hands to express using body language.
He made the universal stop gesture, shouting "Stop!" repeatedly along with it.
The aunt below watched kindly as they went back and forth on the high track several times, even gave them a thumbs up gesture.
Speaking like chickens and ducks, Shi Yuhuai got so frustrated he didn’t even want to open his eyes, also let go and closed his eyes making a stop gesture.
He closed his eyes to brace for the first big plunge of this round.
Indeed, body language is universal. After experiencing yet another plunge, turn, and flip, during the uphill pause, the aunt finally understood their meaning.
She made an expression of sudden realization and even asked in dialect to confirm if that was what they meant.
But her voice was too soft, and the dialect was too difficult, no one understood. Even if they did, they couldn’t respond.
On the verge of giving up, a chubby boy in the front suddenly turned his head and taught them a dialect phrase to reply "That’s it."
After teaching, he said, "My ears are going deaf!"
Shu Ran’s face was turning blue.
Fortunately, with this phrase, they successfully communicated with the aunt, telling the operator in the control room to stop the roller coaster.
The coaster gradually decelerated, moving slowly and steadily, finally stopping at the starting point.
The three zombies were finally released, crouching on the ground not moving after getting off.
The Blue Team and the Yellow Team stood at the entrance of the stairs, pulling aside the transparent curtain to look inside.
Guan Yu: "Brother Huai sat directly on the ground, leaning back on his hands as if he’d just run a three-thousand-meter race."
"Considering how many laps this coaster did, three thousand meters probably is about right."
"Do you remember how many times they got sprayed?" Cheng Zhirang, standing behind them, glanced inside and asked.
Li Yang: "About five, six, seven, eight times?"
Qi Feng: "Seems like no one got reset."
"I think Brother Huai and Sister Shu Ran have one person who got reset." Lin Xixi joined the conversation too.
"You can just ask and find out."
Guan Yu walked over, crouching beside the three exhausted zombies from the Red Team, cautiously asked, "Did any of you have your punishment reset to zero?"
Shu Ran weakly waved a hand, "Don’t ask me, I’m still descending."
"...And there’s more flipping next, right?"
Shu Ran didn’t have the energy to answer anymore, closing her eyes as she leaned on her.
Guan Yu paused, still holding the pose, then turned to ask Shi Yuhuai, "Brother Huai, given your time floating among clouds up there, do you think you reset?"
Shi Yuhuai gave an accurate count: "Two more times."
Guan Yu raised her eyebrows, making an OK gesture: "Got it."
After the three of them regained their composure, after Shu Ran drank a lot of warm water, the director wandered over to tally the results.
"Red Team completed the task in ten minutes and thirty-six seconds. Shi Yuhuai has two more punishment chances left, Shu Ran has one left, Duan Pinyuan has one left."
"Next up, Blue Team."
The fancy Log Flume ride was right next to the roller coaster, with part of the track overlapping, two parallel tracks, looking up you would see the steep downhill of the big plunge.
"I just took the time to observe for you, the Log Flume track is also quite steep with big flips, turns, and plunges. There’s a section in a big turn where you need to press water, and there’s more than one of such big turns."
Li Yang and the others, who were still smiling just now, had their smiles wiped off clean by Shi Yuhuai’s calm description.
"Water pressing during turns?! Splashing straight at the forehead?!"
Mu Qiu corrected her: "The spray coming from the slant is to the side, your forehead is in the center."
Li Yang speechlessly looked at her: "......Is that the point?"
Mu Qiu said nothing more, looking up at the track.
As long as it wasn’t a height drop like the roller coaster, she felt she could handle it.
Li Yang was alone in pre-battle nerves, gripping the railing refusing to let go before being urged up by the staff.
Still turning to ask Lin Xixi.
"Aren’t you all afraid?"
Doesn’t that make him seem weak?
Lin Xixi thought for a bit, then nodded: "Afraid, I’ve only been on this twice."
"??? Only?!"
Lin Xixi pointed at Mu Qiu: "Mu Qiu has been on it three times."
Li Yang then looked at Mu Qiu in shock, unable to comprehend.
"Why do you like riding this?"
"Don’t really like it," Mu Qiu said as she warmed up her arms in preparation, "I need to understand how the characters in the book would feel while riding this kind of game facility. Only by experiencing it myself can I know how to describe that feeling."
"Initially, I should praise you with ’A woman serious about her work is truly appealing,’ but I don’t have that mood right now."
"..." Mu Qiu rolled her eyes, "Aren’t you worried about losing fans, acting more afraid than the ladies?"
Mentioning losing fans gave Li Yang a compulsory boost of energy.
"Actually, I’m not afraid, I just feel that sitting here and completing the tasks while maintaining expressions seems a bit difficult."
"Then why don’t you let go of the railing and move forward."
Willing or not, the entire Blue Team still got on the Log Flume ride.
Maybe it’s because this game involves water splashing stunts, so besides the three of them and one staff answering questions, there was no one else on the ride,
But they still chose the middle row seats, put on disposable waterproof clothes, changed to rain boots, and Cheng Zhirang even asked the staff for three waterproof shower caps, handing them to Mu Qiu and Lin Xixi, as well as the lady behind them.
With a gentle voice, he said gentlemanly things: "Wet hair is hard to manage and might cause a cold, wearing this might help a bit."
Who could resist such a gentle gentleman?
Mu Qiu noticed the lady staff member behind them, cheeks reddened, joyfully put on the shower cap, even though the cap handed to her had a pattern of big red and yellow flowers, something she wouldn’t even look at when shopping usually.
Mu Qiu thought, gentleness really knows how to captivate hearts.
All equipped, the ride started.
With the same slow acceleration uphill as the roller coaster, giving them a little time for discussion.
They extracted the lessons of the Red Team. Before coming up, they had already planned to propose a difficult biology question, preferably posing it at the very end of this ride so that the lady staff just wouldn’t have enough time to answer it.
However, this potential bug seemed too easily achievable, Lin Xixi felt there might be a problem, and while the ride wasn’t going too fast, she turned to ask the lady staff behind them,
"Hello, if I may ask, what’s your highest degree of education?"
The lady staff smiled shyly: "Master’s in Biology."
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