I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 139: All-Around Residue-Free Spray-Wash Device
At that moment, the three of them had only one thought.
Where did the show find a biology master’s graduate to work as staff?!
The young lady seemed to see their confusion. As the roller coaster slowly reached its highest point, she explained, "I’m Cheng Zhi, here as a part-timer chasing after Brother Cheng."
Mu Qiu: I knew it, I’m still dragging down Cheng Zhi.
The three glanced at each other: "The previous plan is void."
Man proposes, God disposes. Despite all their calculations, they never expected to find a staff member in the crew specialized in answering questions.
"Then we need to start thinking of questions now; let’s propose a couple to probe and see what she’s not good at. She can’t possibly know everything, right?" Li Yang said.
Mu Qiu: "And why do you think we can come up with questions in the areas she’s not good at? Maybe we’ve never even heard of them."
Lin Xixi interrupted them, holding tight to the safety bar, "We’re reaching the highest point."
Mu Qiu and Li Yang’s expressions changed; they didn’t bother to maintain composure anymore and quickly tightened their waterproof suits, holding onto the safety bar, waiting for those few seconds at the highest point.
A few seconds later.
"Ahhhhhh!"
"My waterproof suit is about to be blown off ahhh!"
"Li Yang, stop screaming! My ears are going deaf!!!"
"But I can’t control it!"
"And there’s a camera right in front of you!"
Li Yang was startled, barely managing to sit up a little in the strong wind, trying to smooth over his scalp being blown tight.
But he didn’t dare let go of the safety bar, so he could only watch helplessly as they finished this big dive, imagining the hideous sight of his hair flipping back, exposing the full hairline on camera.
It’s over, I’m going to lose some fans again. He felt sorry for his agent’s earnest reminders.
The big dive was very fast. After diving down, it was a gentle dragon’s twist, like a snake wrapped around the track, forcing the three heads from facing forward to sideways, then to upside down, and finally back to facing forward after another diagonal dive.
Everyone was dazed.
Li Yang no longer cared about losing fans.
"!!!"
"This isn’t a water ride at all!"
"My head’s spinning!"
"Li Yang, I’m grabbing onto your waterproof suit! Tighten it up!"
"Lin Xixi, don’t grab my clothes, grab my scalp!"
"Twisting up the slope! Insane!"
"Li Yang, stop screaming! I think I’m going deaf!"
As the screams peaked, white smoke suddenly sprayed out from the roller coaster climbing up the track.
"Chzz—"
"Chzz—"
"Chzz—"
"Chzz—"
The screaming paused for a moment, then resumed.
"I got a scare! I thought the machine stopped here!"
"Why did it spray four times?!"
"We forgot! Facial expressions! Expressions!!!"
"Li Yang, you dare ask! You got sprayed twice!"
"...Hurry up and ask questions! Quickly, I don’t want to be on this insane machine anymore!"
The promised water ride; how did it become a roller coaster’s offspring with a fancy name added on?!
Sure enough, watching others, it seems exaggerated, but when it’s your turn, the screaming from the dive never stops.
As screams from above continued, those watching below turned their heads, emitting various exclamations.
"Whoa, it looks so exciting!"
"Li Yang’s tenor is the most prominent; Mu Qiu and Lin Xixi are just roaring without any screaming."
"Li Yang just said this is the first time hearing a high note so high, and now he has surpassed it."
"This water ride really is a bit insane, did you see? There’s a squirting thing over on that high point."
"This should be called an artificial all-around non-residue spray washing device."
"The real-life roller coaster is back; it’s like a dragon spitting clouds and seeking thrills. How many more chances does Li Yang have?"
"Three recovery attempts left, nine more to go."
"Nine doesn’t seem to be enough."
"Guan Yu, how many more do you have?"
"...Forget it, forget it, let’s watch them."
Suddenly a burst of laughter erupted from below.
At the exact moment, the three on the roller coaster were about to face the first water pressure, passing by a low slope, hearing the laughter.
Li Yang tightly grasped the waterproof hood on his head with one hand, feeling something amiss, and loudly asked Mu Qiu, "What are they laughing about?! Is the water up ahead scary?!"
Mu Qiu shouted back, "Ask Lin Xixi! Didn’t you tell me to close my eyes and think of questions?!"
It was Lin Xixi who had her eyes open checking the conditions.
Li Yang’s ears shrank from the shouting and obediently turned to ask Lin Xixi, "Is it scary?! Is it coming soon?!"
Lin Xixi opened her mouth, and the wind rushed in, coughing twice, she answered, "Almost—"
"Boom—"
"Splash!"
"Chzz—"
"Chzz—"
The sudden downward water pressure caught the two unprepared with their eyes closed, and the splash soaked them completely, accompanied by familiar white smoke rising slowly.
Fortunately, Mu Qiu had a waterproof shower cap and slightly lowered her head, or the splash would have puffed up her face.
Li Yang wasn’t so lucky, his hair, initially blown back by the wind, was now soaked like a drowned rat.
Coupled with the smoke, he was like a boiled chicken about to be served.
The front GoPro lens was also drenched, as Li Yang, forcing his eyes open and rubbing them, hoped the camera hadn’t captured his drowned rat look, and then—
The small lens had two miniature wipers rising, swiping clean in two motions.
Li Yang: "!!!"
Can’t Changtong refrain from sponsoring such things?!
The self-cleaning little gadget had successfully amazed the audience.
[Oh my gosh, this is quite the multifunctional mini!]
[Li Yang’s startled eyebrows are ready to elope with his hair.]
[This scene is so damn hilarious hahaha! When the wiper came out, I was shocked!]
[Changtong, be bold, drop the link, I want to buy this.]
[Li Yang: Why don’t I have such wipers]
[Yangyang is so cute! Mama wants to snuggle.]
[I thought, little Yang, you could get up there and sing a song again for another five hundred years, but you’re the only one screaming the whole time.]
[Under the screams, I can’t even hear Mu Qiu and Lin Xixi... I was made deaf by my idol.]
[Cheng Zhi made it big, chased her brother to the scene as a crew member, life winner, remember to pass water to your brother later!]
[A biology master’s intern... Can I go too even though I’m in high school? Director, I won’t sue you for child labor.]
[Calculated in all angles, yet didn’t account for a high-educated Cheng Zhi mixing in.]
[Drowned rat Yangyang, poor thing, why is your voice so loud.]
[Li Yang, can’t you hold a deadpan for even a moment? After the spraying, what will you do?]
——
Struggling to rise uphill, away from the water pool, the three soaked and exhausted individuals couldn’t take such thrill anymore.
"Ask! Quick, ask anything!"
"Even if she does answer, it doesn’t matter! We’ll keep asking!"
"Or directly ask if the water splashed on our faces would cause any skin changes!"
"That’s plastic surgery, not biology, right? Anyway, that’s not the point!"
