I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 140: Which Doesn’t Fart, Fish or Birds?
Mu Qiu looked down, gripping the safety bar tightly, gasping for breath, while raising her other hand and shouting at the top of her lungs.
"I want to ask a question!!!"
Without looking where she was pointing, she accidentally smacked Li Yang, causing him to shiver in fright.
The staff girl behind them spoke in a small voice.
"Go ahead."
Mu Qiu yelled with all her might: "Could you tell me what happens to Li Yang’s hormones when he’s in a state of continuous screaming?!"
Li Yang opened his eyes wide in shock, staring at her through a transparent waterproof suit.
Mu Qiu was just about to explain that she didn’t mean to use him as a question subject without permission, but Li Yang’s words stopped her explanation right in its tracks.
He said excitedly: "You could actually ask such an advanced question?! I’ve forgotten everything from my high school biology except for the words ’biology’!"
His excitement was so intense that even the prop on his waist sprayed a bit, yet he couldn’t dampen his thrilled demeanor.
"......" Mu Qiu thought she must be out of her mind, she even asked, "What two words?"
"Biology."
Impressive.
The young lady behind them hadn’t time to respond when they were greeted with a slope and a dragonhead spray.
Just like car wash nozzles, spraying them thoroughly.
Immediately following was a steep drop.
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
"My head fell off!!!"
Echoing high and low tones emerged again.
Approaching the end of this ride, the staff girl suddenly shouted into the microphone recording her voice.
"Li Yang’s adrenaline is surging!"
Mu Qiu let out a frustrated noise, immediately raised her hand again, not believing this heavenly path couldn’t be derailed.
"Do snails have teeth?"
"Yes!"
"Which animal’s droppings are cube-shaped?"
"Kangaroo!"
"Why can sea slugs photosynthesize?"
"They eat algae, absorbing the chlorophyll for their own use!"
"What do cockroaches use to breathe?"
"Spiracles! So they can live even if decapitated!"
"Do fish or birds fart?!"
"......Birds!"
The people below couldn’t hear their question-and-answer exchanges clearly, only saw the roller coaster shrouded in white mist, speeding from one place to another.
When the jet spray splashed water, it was as if explosions under the water created waves, requiring them to dodge instantly.
Guan Yu: "Looks exciting. I blindly guess the mist is spraying from Li Yang."
Shu Ran, refreshed, also cast a vote: "I guess it’s Li Yang too."
"Seems Mu Qiu is answering. So impressive she remembers all this biology knowledge after years of graduation." Qi Feng laughed on the side.
Cheng Zhirang glanced at him, speaking with a calm tone: "Everyone’s memory and interests differ, normal."
Qi Feng’s smile paused, saying nothing more.
On the track, Li Yang after enduring sharp turns, steep drops, and all kinds of pressure situations, shakily gave her a thumbs up.
"Knowledgeable... Indeed knowledgeable."
Sadly, they’ve passed one and a half rounds already, but No Match for Bo Yue hasn’t stumped the staff girl yet.
Mu Qiu decided to use the knowledge she learned just days ago.
"What is produced if a wild grapefruit and a wild mandarin hybridize?!"
Li Yang and Lin Xixi were shocked: "Such a process exists??"
More shocking was the staff girl’s loud answer: "An orange!"
"!!!"
"Which fruit results from an orange crossbreeding with its parent?!"
"...Tangerine? Tangerine!"
Mu Qiu was waiting for this moment, ignoring her waterproof suit and yelled down: "She answered wrong!"
The staff girl quickly reacted: "Did you mean the dad is the mandarin or the grapefruit? If grapefruit, then it’s a pomelo!"
"Anyway! It was answered wrong! Sister! You followed Brother Cheng here, was your aim to play high-altitude games with us? Want to go down sooner to see Brother Cheng?"
Li Yang and Lin Xixi snapped out of their daze.
"Yeah, sis! Brother Cheng is waiting for you down there!"
"Do you truly want to continue this game?! After a long blow in the wind, drenched, when you get down, Brother Cheng will only see your smeared makeup!"
Silly kids, so straightforward.
Mu Qiu tried to save him: "Although Brother Cheng wouldn’t mind if your makeup is smudged, but what if there’s a chance for a photo?!"
The staff girl: "..." Such a good reason, she couldn’t refuse.
And their strategy succeeded.
Outside the lens, the surfing spectators and the lively crowd below didn’t know they won with the words "Brother Cheng" so when they descended, they did it proudly with scholarly triumph.
[Report! They threatened the staff girl to win!]
[Brother Cheng: I’m just an emotionless tool.]
[Hahahahahaha I’m laughing to death.]
[Mu Qiu: Even with all this niche knowledge, I can’t win your attention. Ultimately, it’s my mistake.]
[To be fair, Mu Qiu really knows quite a bit.]
[I never knew birds don’t fart...]
[My sister raised snails, they really have lots of teeth, I even tried to feed it lemons to turn its teeth sour.]
[To the person above feeding snails lemon, the dog is still a dog, even sneakier than you.]
[The orange in my hand suddenly has a biological ancestry, should I eat it or not?]
[What you should consider is how to eat it.]
[Shock at my family’s orchard, the citrus lineage is this chaotic?]
[No wonder a headless cockroach survives, truly an unkillable roach.]
[My family boss being this amazing?]
[She once said if her grades were slightly better, she would have pursued biology.]
[Let me guess if Li Yang has reset.]
The ride slowed at the starting point and came to a stop.
All three of them along with the staff girl were lifted off.
Standing up resulted in a pool of water flowing out, Mu Qiu’s waterproof suit catching water, soaking Guan Yu’s shoes.
Guan Yu: "......"
Mu Qiu: "......"
"Ah... I’m really sorry, Sister Guan Yu, on behalf of this raincoat, I apologize, it didn’t mean to repay kindness with mischief."
"But you did, didn’t you?"
Mu Qiu stifled laughter, removed the waterproof suit, and the shower cap, her hair and clothes slightly damp underneath.
A hand reached over offering a white towel.
"Wipe up, to avoid catching a cold."
After handing it to her, three more towels were distributed to the others.
Li Yang even wetter, gratefully received a towel, as delighted as the enthusiastic, flustered staff girl.
"Thank you, Brother Cheng."
The gratitude sounded sentimental.
Li Yang: How are those four words sentimental?
Mu Qiu draped the towel over her head, bowing down, expressionless as she patted away water stains from the hem of her clothes.
Gentle is gentle, but when the gentleness extends beyond her, it gets a bit vexing.
When can she solely possess such gentleness?
